En dårlig dag (2008)

Actors

• Steffen Nielsen (actor)
• David Garmark (actor)
• Bjarki Thomsen (editor)
• Bjarki Thomsen (writer)
• Bjarki Thomsen (composer)
• Bjarki Thomsen (director)
• Bjarki Thomsen (producer)
• Max Jørgensen (actor)
• Barbara Hilduberg Olsen (actress)
• Thomas Basse (actor)

Genres

• Short

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys (2001)

Actors

• Garry Chalk (actor)
• Garry Chalk (actor)
• Scott McNeil (actor)
• Scott McNeil (actor)
• Scott McNeil (actor)
• Scott McNeil (actor)
• Scott McNeil (actor)
• Richard Dreyfuss (actor)
• Kathleen Barr (actress)
• Kathleen Barr (actress)
• Kathleen Barr (actress)
• Kathleen Barr (actress)
• Kathleen Barr (actress)
• Kathleen Barr (actress)
• Kathleen Barr (actress)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy
• Family
• Musical

Quotes:

King Moonracer: Don't tell me I need a root canal.::Hermey the Elf, D.D.S: You need a root canal.::King Moonracer: I asked you not to tell me that.

[setting off from the island of Misfit toys.]::Hermey the Elf, D.D.S: Looks like rough weather ahead - maybe we should turn back.::Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: I kind of hate to miss my date with Clarice.::Hermey the Elf, D.D.S: That doe certainly has you head over hooves, doesn't she?::Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: Who told you?::Hermey the Elf, D.D.S: Everyone in Christmas town knows.::Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: They do?::Hermey the Elf, D.D.S: Haven't you told each other?::Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: Well, not in so many words.::Hermey the Elf, D.D.S: Well, last time I counted, it was just three.

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Telephone - Diana Ross
• Telephone - Britney Spears
• Telephone - Glee Cast
• Telephone - Chaka Khan
• Telephone - Arlo Guthrie
• Telephone - Lady Gaga
• Telephone - Sheena Easton
• Telephone - Shelby Lynne
• Telephone - Erykah Badu
• Telephone - John Fogerty
• Telephone - An Pierle
• Telephone - Flipper
• Telephone - Mocca
• Telephone - Black Angels
• Telephone - Dbsk
• Telephone - Pomplamoose
• Telephone - Rock 'N' Roll Worship Circus
• Telephone - Pitty Sing
• Telephone - Key Of Awesome
• Telephone - Iron Curtain
• Telephone - Andra
• Telephone - Vincent Vincent & The Villains
• Telephone - Toxique

When you feel like you need someone there
Feel like no one really cares
Call me on the telephone
I'll be there
When you feel like you really need love
I'll always be by your side
Call me on the telephone
I'll be there
Everyone needs someone to love
Call me, I'll give you love
When you feel like you need someone there
Feel like no one really cares
Call me on the telephone
I'll be there
We'll share a love that will never end
Lean on me and I'll be your friend
In your darkest hour I'll be your light
Like a star shining in the night
Call me on the telephone
I'll be there
Everyone needs someone to love
Call me and I'll give you love
In my heart, you'd have a home
But I'll never leave you alone
When you feel like you need someone there
Feel like no one really cares
Call me on the telephone
I'll be there
When you feel like you really need love
I'll always be by your side
Call me on the telephone
I'll be there
When you feel like you need someone there
Feel like no one really cares
Call me on the telephone

Hello
Hello, baby, you called
I can't hear a thing
I have got no service in the club you see, see
Wa-wa-what did you say?
Huh? You're breaking up on me
Sorry, I cannot hear you
I'm kinda busy
K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you
I'm kinda busy
Just a second
It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you
With a drink in my hand, eh?
You shoulda made some plans with me
You knew that I was free
And now you won't stop calling me
I'm kinda busy
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head
And my heart on the dance floor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head
And my heart on the dance floor
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub'
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Call when you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub'
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
The way you blowin' up my phone
Won't make me leave no faster
Put my coat on faster, leave my girls no faster
I shoulda left my phone at home
'Cause this is a disaster
Callin' like a collector
Sorry, I cannot answer
Not that I don't like you
I'm just at a party
And I am sick and tired
Of my phone ri-ringing
Sometimes I feel like
I live in Grand Central Station
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls
'Cause I'll be dancin'
'Cause I'll be dancin'
'Cause I'll be dancin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls
'Cause I'll be dancin'
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I got my head
And my heart on the dance floor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I got my head
And my heart on the dance floor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I got my head
And my heart on the dance floor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I got my head
And my heart on the dance floor
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I'm busy
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub'
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Call when you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub'
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
My telephone, mi-mi-mi, my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub'
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
My telephone, mi-mi-mi, my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub'
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
We're sorry, the number you have reached
Is not in service at this time

Hello, hello, baby
You called, I can't hear a thing
I have got no service
In the club, you see, see
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me
Sorry, I cannot hear you
I'm kinda busy
K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy
Just a second
It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh
You should've made some plans with me
You knew that I was free
And now you wont stop calling me
I'm kinda busy
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin' me)
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (I'm busy)
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin' me)
Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Boy, the way you blowin' up my phone
Won't make me leave no faster
Put my coat on faster
Leave my girls no faster
I should've left my phone at home
'Cuz this is a disaster
Callin' like a collector
Sorry, I cannot answer
Not that I don't like you
I'm just at a party
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing
Sometimes I feel like
I live in Grand Central Station. (station)
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls,
'Cuz I'll be dancin' (dancing)
I'll be dancin' (dancing)
I'll be dancin' (tonight I'm dancing)
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cuz I'll be dancin'
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin me)
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (I'm busy)
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin me)
Can call all you want but there's no one home
'Cuz I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone! (D-D-D-Darkchild)
My telephone
M-m-my telephone
'Cuz I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
My telephone
M-m-my telephone
'Cuz I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
We're sorry, We're sorry,
The number you have reached is not in service at this time

Sitting by the telephone
Waiting for a bell to ring
I don't want another call
I just want to hold you
I'm givin' my everything
Givin' all my time
So darlin', darlin', darlin', darlin' call
Won't you call me boy
I'll go anywhere you want
I'll be anything you say
All I want is to feel your arms around me
I'm givin' my everything
Givin' all my time
So darlin', darlin', darlin', darlin' please
(Won't you)
CHORUS:
Stay with me baby
Stay here for a little while
Won't you say you'll stay here for the night
Stay right here with me sweet baby
Stay here for a little while
For a while
I'm sitting at my window
And I look
Where are you
I wonder if you even know
You belong to me
No matter where you roam
You've got to take me
I'm givin' my everything
Givin' all my time
So darlin', darlin', darlin', darlin' please
(Won't you)
Even if I have to wait all night
I don't even care
I've waited all my life
Let me love you
I'm givin' my everything
Givin' all my time
So darlin', darlin', darlin', darlin' please

words and music by Arlo Guthrie
Every morning just as soon as it's light
Get out of bed and I'm feeling alright
Make me some coffee and I sit down alone
The rest of the day I'm on the telephone
CHORUS:
Hang up, hold on
You got a dime so you come on so strong
Save your money and let me be
Hang up the phone and quit bothering me
I got a phone in my bedroom and one in the barn
A phone in my car and one in the yard
A phone on my saddle for when I'm out on the range
A phone in my pocket for when I'm down at the grange
CHORUS
Now with devaluation all over the land
The whole wide world has got more money in their hand
They'll be calling me up from Peking and Nome

[Lady Gaga]
Hello, hello, baby
You called, I cant hear a thing.
I have got no service
in the club, you see, see
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, youre breaking up on me
Sorry, I cannot hear you,
Im kinda busy.
K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, Im kinda busy.
Just a second,
its my favorite song theyre gonna play
And I cannot text you with
a drink in my hand, eh
You shoulda made some plans with me,
you knew that I was free.
And now you wont stop calling me;
Im kinda busy.
Stop callin, stop callin,
I dont wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin, stop callin,
I dont wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Im busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can call all you want,
but theres no one home,
and youre not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club,
and Im sippin that bub,
and youre not gonna reach my telephone!
Call when you want,
but theres no one home,
and youre not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club,
and Im sippin that bub,
and youre not gonna reach my telephone!
[Beyonce]
Boy, the way you blowin up my phone
wont make me leave no faster.
Put my coat on faster,
leave my girls no faster.
I shoulda left my phone at home,
cause this is a disaster!
Callin like a collector -
sorry, I cannot answer!
Not that I dont like you,
Im just at a party.
And I am sick and tired
of my phone r-ringing.
Sometimes I feel like
I live in Grand Central Station.
Tonight Im not takin no calls,
cause Ill be dancin.
Cause Ill be dancin
Cause Ill be dancin
Tonight Im not takin no calls, cause Ill be dancin!
Stop callin, stop callin,
I dont wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin, stop callin,
I dont wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin, stop callin,
I dont wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin, stop callin,
I dont wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Im busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can call all you want,
but theres no one home,
youre not gonna reach my telephone!
Cause Im out in the club,
and Im sippin that bub,
and youre not gonna reach my telephone!
Call when you want,
but theres no one home,
and youre not gonna reach my telephone!
Cause Im out in the club,
and Im sippin that bub,
and youre not gonna reach my telephone!
My telephone!
M-m-my telephone!
Cause Im out in the club,
and Im sippin that bub,
and youre not gonna reach my telephone!
My telephone!
M-m-my telephone!
Cause Im out in the club,
and Im sippin that bub,
and youre not gonna reach my telephone!
Were sorry the number you have reached is not in service at this time.
Please check the number, or try your call again.

I've been away from you for far too long
Too much chances make my heart go frantic
I wanna tell you what's been goin' on
Operator, give me Trans Atlantic
I sit alone as the night goes by
Stare at the phone and wait for your reply
(chorus)
Long long distance love affair, woh
I can't find you anywhere, woh
I call you on the telephone
But you're never home
I gotta get a message to you
I wanna tell you what I'm going through
What in the world's comin' over you
How come you're acting like a total stranger
I try to reach you but I can't get through
I got this feeling that my heart's in danger
I got your letter it was perfectly clear
Havin' a ball, and wishin' you are here
(chorus)
(instrumental)
Premonition is a funny thing
a familiar kind of pain and easy
Like knowin' when the phone is gonna ring
Too many times and it'll drive you crazy
I hear your echo in the longer hall
Call out your name, but no one's there at all

I can't be here anymore,
Just want it to be over. (Over.)
Wanna walk where the clouds are big,
An' covered in clover (Clouds of clover.)
I'm sorry I ever called.
Shoulda never, ever, ever picked up the 'phone. (Shoulda forgot your number.)
It's turned into a scary dream.
I never want it back at all.
I never really thought you would answer.
Now it's a big blown up thing.
I wish you hadn't been at home when the telephone rang.
When the telephone rang.
I've looked in faces that just looked away.
The eyes were dim and cloudy. (Can't see a thing.)
The pain of livin' with the hand that's dealt,
Is more than I can stand. (Can you take it? Can you take it? Can you take it?)
I can't forget all the mistakes I made,
It'd take a lifetime to erase them. (No, I can't go back.)
An' even I would never change a thing,
I can't waste any more time. (Time's a wastin', time's a wastin'.)
I never really thought you would answer.
Now it's a big blown up thing.
I wish you hadn't been at home when the telephone rang.
When the telephone rang.
Instrumental break.
I'm gettin' old an' my friends are few;
We're crossin' that big mountain. (Almost to the top, almost to the top.)
The sky fills of with the stars and moon and rain,
Pours like a fountain. (Water fallin' down.)
Oh, I could sit here in the midnight air,
An' look at what this life takes from me. (An' what it gives to you.)
An' count the reasons why I can't stand myself.
Just had to say these things anyway.
I never really thought you would answer.
Now it's a big blown up thing.
I wish you hadn't been at home when the telephone rang.
When the telephone rang.
When the telephone rang.
The ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, when the telephone rang.
The ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, when the telephone rang.
Oh, I wish you hadn't been at home when the telephone rang.
When the telephone rang.

Telephone...
It's old dirty
He wants to give you directions home
Said it wont be too long
The day is gone..
It's 3:30..
To hungry for sum love, love
Last forever
Just fly away to heaven brother
Make a place for me brother
Fly away to heaven brother
Save a place for me brother
Fly away to heaven brother
Put in a word for me...
Telephone
Hmmmmmm
Telephone,
It's old dirty..
He wants to give you directions home
Said it wont be too long
Said it wont be too long
Telephone...
It's too early
We want to hear a long song..
Transition with a real slow fade
Just fly away to heaven brother
Make a place for me brother
Fly away to heaven brother
Save a place for me brother
Fly away to heaven brother
Put in a word for me...
Telephone
Ooooh
Transistion time to go away
Time to go away
Slow fade...
Slow, slow fade ohhhhhh
Just fly away to heaven brother
Make a place for me brother
Fly away to heaven brother
Save a place for me brother
Fly away to heaven brother
Put in a word for me..
Fly away to heaven brother
Celebrate (celebrate)
Gather on the hill
Two hearts up in the sky
Celebrate your life
Ohh, say I love you
Gather on the hill
Two hearts up in the sky
Celebrate your life
Ohh, say I love you
Gather on the hill
Two hearts up in the sky
Celebrate your life
Ohh, say I love you
Mmmmm, mmmmmmm, mmmmmm
Mmmmm, mmmmmm, mmmmmm,

My telephone's ringin', early in the mornin'.
Somebody, guessa who? sweet baby, it's you!
Say you're callin' from the station, oh I told you "hold on,
I'm on my way!" and all you got to say,
Chorus:
"i wonder why you had to go, been so long and now I know,"
Sweet baby dear, everything will be allright,
'cause I've been ringin', early in the mornin',
Somebody, guessa who? sweet baby, it's you!
Chorus
Somebody, guess who? sweet baby, it was you.
Somebody, guessa guessa guessa who?

Hey little girl
I'm the voice in your head
I'm the portrait that hangs on the wall
I'm the treasure inside
Down the alley she goes
Hush
An don't tell anyone for the road
Take a biscuit and listen politely
To what I'm about to tell
Down the alley she goes
(She sings)
Go precious queen
You mean everything to mum and dad
They'll be sad when you're gone
But your target is higher
Down the alley she goes
Look at the stairs
And whatever they mean
It's a frightening thing to look up to
But it is your task
In the alley
And then she walks
On the telephone wire
To have her little chat with God
So far, so good
I am your friend
And if you get scared, just sing
Lala lala lala
One cannot make omelets without breaking eggs
And the aimless are useless
So go on and fight for your dreams
In the alley
Hey little girl,
Are the voices still there?
Do you hear them from nowhere?
The set up was mean
Filial piety in the alley
She falls

Now when i´m sick and tired and i´m far away from home
I need to hear your voice on the telephone
That´s just what I need to feel at home
No matter how far away I am, how bad I feel
`cause there´s no greater thrill in my life
Than to hear your sweet voice in my ear, it´s nice
It makes the miles apart not so far
Brings hope to me like a shining star
I get so tired out when I reach over and dial out
And all I get is the stupid machine it says
"i´m not at home right now
If you know what I mean
So if you will leave your name and number
Sometime i´ll give you a call back and if you don´t
I won´t make time for you no more, jack"
See i´m sick and tired of layin´ alone
I get these cold sweats when i´m far away from home
And if I could just hear your voice one more time
I might have a little inspiration to continue
My life in a way that I can that doesn´t seem
So destructive as I am but it´s ok if I don´t
Get you today, i´ll just listen to your
Answering machine ok fucked up piece of
Shit 30 seconds and i´m cut off

It is cold, in this October rain
I go to turn on TV
Sit on the couch feeling blue
Wait till the phone starts too ring
I start to think you forgot
Just as you always do
I don’t want to hear your excuse blah..blah.blah
‘Cause it all makes my day turn to gray
Feeling bored, it starts to haunt me again
I start to discover some clues
Wondering what you have done
Everything went really bad
I started feel very mad
Just as I always do
I don’t want to hear your excuse blah..blah..blah
‘Cause it all makes my day turn to gray
The time passes me by
As I listen to lullaby
When the phone start to ring

You never call my name
On the telephone
You never call my name
On the telephone
I just sit and cry
by the telephone
I try and call your phone,
But you're never home
I try and call your phone,
But you're never home
You watch me sit outside
You watch me wait and try
And much to my surprise,
I caught you on the number 9
You never called my name
On the telephone
You never call my name (you never call my name)
On the telephone (you never call my name)
You never call my name (you never call my name)
On the telephone (you never call my name)
You make me sick inside (you never call my name)

Yonaka ni denwa nante
Okoshichattakana? Gomenne
Isogashikute saikin wa
Zutto aenakatta kara oh.
Hitorikiride naitetano?
Sabishii nowa boku no houdayo
Sou itsudatte shinjitete
Daijina hito wa kimidake datte
Nante ittano? Aishiterutte
Mou ichido ittemite (onegai)
Kikoenaiyo?
Sonouchi yasumi totte
Futari de dokoka dekakeyou
Tooku ga iina kotoba mo
Tsuujinai kurai tooku tooku
Itsuka wa onaji basho ni
Kareru youni nareba iiyone
Neh, aitaina matteteyo matteteyo
Taijyoubudayo sugu ikukara sugu ikukara
Chottodakedemo iikara konya iikara konya
Koedake jya mou yadayo mada nenaide yadayo oh
Hi ga noburu mae no
Ichiban kurai jikan ga sukinanda
Hoshi ga totemo kirei
De kimi no koto wo omou yo (oh my girl)
Oh my girl oh
Sou itsudatte shinjitete, shinjitete
Daiji na hito wa kimidake datte, kimidake datte
Nante ittano? Aishiterutte, aishiteru
Mou ichido, mou ichido
Ittemite onegai yeah
Aitaina
Mou oyasumi nandane mouichido
Neh, ashita mo denwa surukara
Mousugu asa ga kuru, ittemite wow
Sou ashita mo iihi ni nare
Kitto aneru yume nara, aishiterutte
Kitto aerukara
Oyasumidane oh my girl oh my girl
Oyasumidane oh my girl oh my girl

Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart, heart, heart, heart,
heart, heart, heart
Just a second, it's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, ey
You should made some plans with me, you knew that I was
free
And now you won't stop calling me, I'm kinda busy
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
E, e, e, e, e...
Stop telephoning me
E, e, e, e, e...
I'm busy
E, e, e, e, e...
Stop telephoning me
E, e, e, e, e...
I'm busy
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Boy, the way you blowing up my phone
Won't make me leave no faster
Put my coat on faster
Leave my girls no faster
I shoulda left my phone at home
'Cause this is a disaster
Calling like a collector
Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
I'm busy...
E, e, e, e, e...
Stop telephoning me
E, e, e, e, e...
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna talk anymore

Jesus there is nothing better to do
Thatn to be with You for an hour or two
We could talk on the phone tonight
But it might take a while to get connected right
So would You stay with me?
There's no other place I'd rather be
So stay with me
Jesus I want nothing more
Than to get away for a copule of days
''cause lately You feel farther away
I'll get a little closer
I can hear what You say
So would You stay with me?
There's no other place
I'd rather be
So stay with me
*We're sorry, but you must first dial a 1 or 0 when calling this number*
So would You stay with me?
There's no other place
I'd rather be

You don't really want me, you don't really want me, you don't really want me
Whatever I do, whatever I do, whatever I do
Easily when it's all I ever put together
Forever always, forever always
You don't understand me, you understand me, you don't understand me
Whatever I say, whatever I say, whatever I say
Easily when it's all the words I choose to serve you with
Forever always, forever always
Hey, hey babe you wanna be alone, but then you cry all night on the telephone
Hey , hey baby let there be no doubt there's still a lifetime till you got it all worked out
Hey, hey babe you wanna be alone, but then you cry all night on the telephone
Hey, hey babe I knew it all along that it would do you good for me to do wrong

First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance
And its not even close Poker face or Just Dance
So I will distract them by getting half naked
And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink
The kitchen sink sink
What do you think think?
I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink
First Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guards
Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard
BEYONCE
This video seems goofy you should just do it alone
Besides Im getting sick of all these songs about phones
GAGA
You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue
We poison everyone including a cute dog
Then we start to dance and theres dead people everywhere
As usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hair
PPPPPPPPProduct Placement
Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement
Blood and guts and boobs and buts
And I just want to make your head explode
Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep
That was Lady Gaga in Morse code
BEYONCE
If you think Im doing this
Then youre a crazy bastard
You musta blown a gasket
Are you trippin on acid
As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard
And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket
BEYONCE
I just want to do a simple shoot with dancin
You used to be a diva now youre Marilyn Manson
GAGA
Youre gonna do my video and do it my way
Or something bad might happen to your family ay
BEYONCE
My family ay
GAGA
Thats right Beyonce
GAGA
A piano might accidentally fall on Jay Z
BEYONCE
Somebody help me cus I dont want sing anymore
Shes got a gun to my head on the dance floor
GAGA
Rubadubdub three nuns in a tub
And their doin it with a garden Gnome
BEYONCE
Please dont beat me up but I have to ask what

empty streets
crowded rooms
silent parks
wait for you
you were walking
i'd pursue
moving faster
can't get you
on the telephone
struggled hard
to forget
see you smokin
cigarette
at a distance
never phone
line is busy
you're at home
on the telephone
it's so hard
when you're waiting
for your luck to change
it's so hard waiting
for another day
i'm not sure what
i'd say
if we met
face to face
things are better
not explained
after all
dreams remain

On the telephone phone phone
She said goodbye bye bye bye bye
On the telephone phone phone
She said goodbye bye bye bye bye
On the telephone phone phone
She said goodbye bye bye bye bye
On the telephone phone phone
She said goodbye bye bye bye bye
I will be going I will be going my baby
I will be going there is no reason to stay
That's the only thing she said when she left him
Oooo yeah
Now he is sorry but he is sorry don't matter
Now he is sorry but it's really so late
That's the only thing she said when she left him
Oooo
On the telephone phone phone
Oooo
Phone phone ooo
On the telephone phone phone
She said goodbye bye bye bye bye
On the telephone phone phone
She said goodbye bye bye bye bye
I will be going I will be going my baby
I will be going there is no reason to stay
That's the only thing she said when she left him
Oooo yeah
Now he is sorry but he is sorry don't matter
Now he is sorry but it's really so late
That's the only thing she said when she left him
Oooo
On the telephone phone phone
She said goodbye bye bye bye bye
On the telephone phone phone
She said goodbye bye bye bye bye
On the telephone phone phone
She said goodbye bye bye bye bye
On the telephone phone phone

WELL I i've been waiting for my telephone waiting for my favourite tune i sure hope my baby calls so i can hear it soon
i've been waiting by my telephone waiting for my favourite beat and now when my telephone rings you know i just can't stop tappin my feet oh no
here i go
why don't you pick up your phone how come you're at home when i need ya well i dial 1234
i'm gonna try you again so you better be home this time baby
well how many times i got to give you my number baby you know you make me feel so blue i could spend all night and day just trying to get through to you
everytime i call your house you know your mamma says ah you're not home is it really gonna be that way you're gonna leave me on my own oh no! i can't stand it!
why don't you pick up your phone not another prison cell and i dial 1234
i'm gonna try you one last time and i dial 1234

Come on babe, pick up the phone
Can I tell you something
About how I really hate callin
Lying on the sofa
Getting myself to do that thing
I wanna knuckle down to business
But now I just mess around
Lying on the sofa
Oh, I don’t wanna do that thing
Come on babe, pick up the phone
Can I tell you something
How I hate to hear that ring
Sitting next to my phone
Locked, hidden, trapped at home
I’m afraid of callin‘ you
I’m so lost about what to do
Stay at home next to my phone
Or just run away
You’re afraid of lovin‘ me
When you are not callin’me
Nervous stressed and sad at home
Come on babe pick up the phone