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Joe Hildebrand

Nerds needed to take out rubbish

AS has become painfully apparent in recent weeks, Australia has been overrun by stupid, violent thugs getting drunk and bashing people

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New Year resolutions of the famous

New Year resolutions of the famous

OUR Joe Hildebrand has exclusively obtained the New Year's resolutions of the world's most influential people …

Baby steps toward responsibility

Baby steps toward responsibility

AROUND seven months and three weeks ago my wife and I were informed that our first child was due to hit earth TODAY.

IT meltdowns, mid-life crisis

IT meltdowns, mid-life crisis

THERE are only three things that can break a man: A cheating wife, prison time and the purchase of a new computer.

Don't side air bag me

Don't side air bag me

THERE comes a time when a man must do what's right. He must come to terms with the consequences of his decisions.

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