Brütål Mürk (2013)
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The Assault of the Napalm Ninja Dragon Clan
The Glass Circle (2013)
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How High Are You Willing To Go?
Dead in Tombstone (2012)
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Rolling Thunder, the Real World of the 1% MC (2012)
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Holly, an aspiring documentary film maker and her fiance Jay begin hanging out with the SOB motorcycle club in small-town Florida. Holly wanted to document the biker subculture, but Jay got drawn into the club. They soon realize they are trapped in a life or death situation with no way out. Real, gritty, and constructed from 8 months of hand-held and surveillance camera footage, this is the fist time the public will get a true look inside an outlaw motorcycle club, or 1-percent MC.
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Checkpoint 'C' (2012)
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The Pod (2012)
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A Zombie Invasion (2012)
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Zombies!...And they're invading!
Science Friction (2012)
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The Greatest Gift 2.0 (2012)
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Comeback (2012)
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Former teen idol Bobby Birdhouse has been living in obscurity after a catastrophic performance at Funbury '72 where he was booed off the stage during a crippling bout of stage fright. Many flashbacks later Bobby is offered to headline at small-time rock festival Woodrock. Will Bobby get back in the game or will he fly the coop once more? For Birdhouse it seems the road to the top after being knocked off your perch is never that easy.
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Operation: CTF (2012)
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Hennessy X Red (2012)
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The Basement (2012)
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'Acceptance is that which breaks our bonds and allows us to fly' ... by the end of this particular journey four very different women will be forced to confront their darkest fears...discovering if acceptance will truly break their bonds and allow them to fly.
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Acceptance is that which breaks our bonds and allows us to fly
Tilt (2011)
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TILT is a love story set against the backdrop of the changing political and social environment in Europe in the late 80's and early 90's. Can this love survive the challenges of emigration, a violent homeland and immoral social atmosphere thanks to a gang of adventurous friends?
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Gogo: Soft or hard?::Perky young man: Whoever wanted soft?::Gogo: If you're grooving with a chick...::Perky young man: Are you fucking with me, shorty? Give me hard!::Gogo: Here, German girl with an Italian guy.::Perky young man: If it's soft, I'll shove them up your ass!
Snake: [about Stash] Why is he in fuckin' plaster?::Gogo: He was racing a bus. He outran it.
Stash: When you feel you're losing the ball, you push the pin-ball to save the game. You want to be a player. You want to outsmart the machine. But if you push it too much, the game cuts you off. That's TILT... Game Over.::Angel: You're fucked, in other words.
Snake: You know what woke you up? I just slit your throat.
Gogo: Too bad for the German girl. What are you laughing at? I would've become a "von". Yeah, "von". Her father's name is "von Something". They even got a castle.::Angel: And you are a feudal peasant.
Becky: You are a rat, and the dumbest one of them, too! You are a boot-licker. A servant. And you will behave like one.
Stash: Right there at the border, I should have got off the train and go back to you.
Snake: I can give you a gun, why not? And you'll use it... and then? You know what happens then? You get caught.
Katev: I should have eliminated you long ago. But I can't. Because I don't need another martyr in my family.
Stash: I remember you once asked me what TILT means? If you push the pinball too hard, you lose the ball. The game is over. That's what I thought back then. Now I know, I was wrong. The game is over only when you give up. This time I won't do it. I won't lose you for a second time.
The Gruffalo's Child (2011)
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A little Gruffalo ignores her father's warnings and tiptoes out into the snow in search of the Big Bad Mouse.
Keywords: anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, character-name-in-title, forest, fox, imaginary-creature, mother-son-relationship, mouse, owl, sequel
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My Life (2011)
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Clyde Harris a college basketball star has a real shot at the NBA until things start to unravel, He learns that he about to become a father he tries to leave the street but soon discovers that "Snake" the most feared gangster and his right hand man "Pookie" will not let him walk away. Clyde has to find a way to get out of the game without losing his life.
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Full Speed or Nothing (2011)
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NBW wrestler Odin Starr (Dallas Graison) wrestles for a hobby while working at a grocery store and trying to figure out what he wants out of life. Meanwhile, he achieves a #1 Contender spot for the NBW championship against the self proclaimed 'method-wrestler' and reigning champion Snake (Jason Gwynn). Over the course of two weeks, Odin is pushed to the limit when Snake makes fictional wrestling story lines into reality and backs Odin into a corner giving him the choice in the wrestling business to go full speed or end with nothing!
Keywords: satire, wrestling
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From here on out, it's Full Speed or Nothing!
Cookie Time (2011)
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Brink 2: Val's Revenge (2011)
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Music Time (2011)
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The Bell (2011)
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Vatos Locos (2011)
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Modern War Gear Solid (2011)
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Modern Warfare Meets Metal Gear Solid
World of the Dead: The Zombie Diaries (2011)
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Three months have passed since a viral outbreak wiped out 99.9% of the world's population, turning its victims into flesh-eating living dead. In the UK, a surviving band of soldiers and civilians have taken refuge at a rural military barracks. Life in this new world is tough and brutal, but hope appears when a high level communication is received from a military base on the coast, telling of sanctuary elsewhere in Europe... But just as salvation appears to be in reach, the base suffers an overwhelming defeat at the hands of the living dead! The surviving handful of troops and civilians must now make their way to the coast to uncover the truth behind the message. Their perilous journey takes them across a now treacherous, death-ravaged landscape, where the living dead are vast in number and wandering bandits impose their own malicious sense of law and order. What follows is a journey into hell and a desperate battle against all odds for the very survival of the human race.
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Humanity's Last Stand!
This Time They're Ready
RedBird Saves the Corn (2011)
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Traditional Navajo Spider Woman story retold through Lightbox Animation by School students.
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Made in Denmark: The Movie (2011)
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Love Chronicles: Secrets Revealed (2010)
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Airline Disaster (2010)
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When the President learns that domestic terrorists have skyjacked the passenger jet her brother is flying, she must choose between family and the safety of the people in the cities below.
Keywords: cgi, chase, hijacking, hudson-river, kidnapping, low-budget, murder, president, shootout, shot-in-the-back
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Terror in the Skies! Horror in the Streets!
Lone Wolf (2010)
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Potcircle (2010)
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Stevie takes his prom money and buys a big bag of weed. While his sex-addicted stepmom chaperones outside the dance, Stevie and his raging, wheelchair-bound sister Debbie have their friends over, including Stevie's new crush. Unfortunately, she believes Stevie is gay, and her date thinks Stevie is scrumptious. Bible-thumping prom protesters join the party, and everyone contributes to a propaganda-filled potcircle discussion of politics, sex and religion.
Keywords: bong, cannabis, discussion, economics, fornication, marijuana, milf, military, pot, prom
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Psychosis (2010)
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In 1992 a group of young Anarchists braved the snow covered wilderness to set up camp against the construction of a motorway by-pass. A terrible fate awaited them. 15 years later Susan, a successful horror novelist and sensitive soul relocates from her native California to the rural English countryside in search of peace. The newly-wed finds it in an idyllic, remote Hamlet. It is here that Susan's living nightmare unfolds.
Keywords: adultery, anal-rape, apparition, axe, axe-in-the-head, axe-murder, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, bathtub, blood
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Kidnappet (2010)
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Intermission (2010)
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A community theatre production of Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' is set to open when the production loses their lead actor. The company then, unknowingly, brings in a madman actor, who is convinced he actually is Hamlet. Chaos ensues both on and off the stage and eventually spills out into the surrounding communities, after Hamlet leaves the theatre for the 'real' world. Hamlet, who speaks only in Shakepearean prose, enters the 'rougher' side of town and quickly finds himself in an altercation with a would be robber. That altercation then leads us to the stunning finale. (running time 54 min)
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Where is Hamlet?
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Hamlet: I am Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, Royal Dane... And I hereby command the use of your services.
Plan 666 from Outer Space (2010)
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665 Plans to rule the world have failed. Plan 666 now is the perfect plan for Zombies and Vampires to rule the world. With bad music they try to turn the earthlings into Zombies. There plan really seems to work when they start their first tests in Vienna but they have forgotten one important thing: Austria is well known for its bad music. The Austrians fight back with Austrian Rock and Volksmusic.
Keywords: blood, digit-in-title, flesh-eating-zombie, number-in-title, vampire, zombie
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Kevin and the Snake (2010)
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Casino Jack (2010)
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A hot shot Washington DC lobbyist and his protégé go down hard as their schemes to peddle influence lead to corruption and murder.
Keywords: american-flag, american-indian, archival-footage, arm-in-a-cast, baseball-hat, based-on-true-story, bikini, black-comedy, brushing-teeth, bubble-bath
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Honor. Integrity. Principles. Everything is Negotiable.
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Adam Kidan: I just want you to make sure Gus Boulis will never tax me and gimme the fucking ballpoint.
Jack Abramoff: Washington is like Hollywood, but with uglier faces.
[first lines]::Jack Abramoff: You know, I do a shitload of reading and studying and praying, and I've come to a few conclusions I want to share. People look at politicians and celebrities on the TV and the newspapers, glossy magazines - what do they see? "I'm just like them." That's what they say. "I'm special. I'm different. I could be any one of them." Well guess what, you can't. You know why? Cause in reality, mediocrity is where most people live. Mediocrity is the elephant in the room. It's ubiquitous. Mediocrity in your schools. It's in your dreams. It's in your family. And those of us who know this - those of us who understand the disease of the dull - we do something about it. We do more because we have to. The deck was always stacked against us. You're either a big leaguer, or you're a slave clawing your way onto the "C" train. Some people say Jack Abramoff moves too fast. Jack Abramoff cuts corners. Well, I say to them, if that's the difference between me and my family having the good life and walkin' and using the subway every day, then so be it. I will not allow my family to be slaves. I will not allow the world I touch to be vanilla. You say I'm selfish? Fuck you! I give back. I give back plenty. You say I - I got a big ego? Fuck you twice! I'm humbly grateful for the wonderful gift that I've received here in America the greatest country on this planet. I'm Jack Abramoff. And oh, yeah, I work out every day.
Sarah Abramoff: Would you please stop it with that... quoting movies all the time.::Jack Abramoff: Come on honey, you know I love the movies.
Jack Abramoff: What 'er you in for, Snake?::Snake: Assault and battery. Resisting arrest. Chicken shit beef like that. How 'bout you?::Jack Abramoff: Oh, me. I work in D.C. I'm a lobbyist.::Snake: Lobbyist. That against the law?
Partner #1: For god-sake, you're on the front page of the Washington Post.::Jack Abramoff: Again? Is it above the fold?
Sarah Abramoff: [crying] We have no friends, Jack, none. All we have are people we do business with.
Jack Abramoff: [explaining his plight to fellow convicts] The right of individuals, groups, and corporations to lobby the Federal Government is protected by the right to petition in the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.::Snake: So what's the problem?::Jack Abramoff: Honesty, I don't know. I don't know.
[last lines]::Jack Abramoff: [on prison typewriter] I know it's a moonshot, but writing the letter to a former president who understands very well how the game is played, I hope you might see my point of view, and consider making an appeal to the right Democrats, who might find it useful to help me, so in turn, I can help all of you.::Prison Guard: Time's up Jack.::Jack Abramoff: Why? Because my name is Jack Abramoff, and I work out every day.
Consider the Apple (2009)
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What happens to love when you're not really paying attention
The Gruffalo (2009)
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Threatened in turn by a fox,an owl and a snake,a little mouse scares them all off by claiming he is waiting for his monstrous friend the Gruffalo. He believes the Gruffalo does not exist but it does and it too wants to eat him. However,the mouse survives by tricking the Gruffalo into believing who is the most scary creature in the wood.
Keywords: anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, character-name-in-title, forest, fox, imaginary-creature, mother-son-relationship, mouse, owl, snake
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Back to Holding (2009)
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In the state of California convicts, after serving their debt to society are often encouraged by the system to go to Los Angeles and work as Background Actors or "Extras" in Films and Television. Back to Holding is the story of Wayne, a man who spent 30 years in a maximum security prison. He is released back into society and embarks on the Odyssey that is life as a professional Extra in Hollywood.
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Snake: The Real Story (2009)
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'Snake' is an aging gunfighter with a heart. He is still the best there is with a .44 and he is challenged by a kid trying to make a name for himself. Snake could have easily killed him, but instead shoots him in the knee and then breaks his gun hand so he cannot fast draw again, but can still work.
Keywords: children
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Deadland (2009)
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Intertwined within it's sci-fi action/thriller roots, at its core DEADLAND is a story of hope set in a post-apocalyptic world. After five years of searching, survivor Sean Kalos stumbles upon proof that his missing wife may still be alive in the new United Provinces. World War III's nuclear strikes on the U.S. set the nation back 200 years, and hope is all but lost when every survivor of the war is infected by a fatal nuclear plague. What was designed to be the new rebirth has become martial law, and the Officers of the Province wield their power with cruelty. When Sean crosses them, he finds himself in the middle of a personal war, and his quest for his wife inspires hope in a land that has forgotten the meaning of the word.
Keywords: alternative-history, fight, journey, leader, lost-love, militia-group, murder, nuclear-holocaust-aftermath, plague, post-apocalypse
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The Beginning of the End
Stolen Life (2009)
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Terror at Blood Fart Lake (2009)
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Lonely Street (2009)
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Felicia: Jesus! It really is you.::Mr. Aaron: I'm not Jesus. But I appreciate the comparison.
Bubba Mabry: The King's phone number! That's going in my Roladex under "K"... for Awesome.
Mr. Aaron: I didn't hire you because I thought you'd make a good patsy after losing a fight to some pipsqueak. I hired you because I thought you were a stand up guy who'd do his job and keep his mouth shut even if it meant getting scraped up a bit. You disappoint me, Bubba.
JG: Drop the canon, Dirty Harriet.
Bubba Mabry: That's why it pays to have friends in low places. Like these two skanks. I figure I'll pay them to soap up the windshield of these two knuckleheads and I'll skip out. Then by the time they're wiping crabs off their eyebrows, I'll be long gone.
Bubba Mabry: Sounds like you got it all figured out.::Jerry Finkelman: Sure! Bring me any celebrity who people thinks been dead: Hendrix, Morrison, Cobain. That's major league coin, baby!
Det. Romero: So you were hired to tail this guy and you just left.::Bubba Mabry: Well, I had to change my shirt.::Det. Romero: Blood stains?::Bubba Mabry: [shakes his head] Cheese.
Rodent: What did you do, Bubba? Win a makeover on Queer Eye for the P.I.?
De père en flic (2009)
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They are father and son. They are both cops. And they are about to work together as a team. Trouble is... neither can stand the sight of the other. Jacques and Marc have been paired up in order to save the life of a brother officer who has been kidnapped by a biker gang. The success of their mission hinges on a lawyer in crisis. Charles Bérubé may be the bikers' legal representative, but his conscience is giving him such a bad time that he looks ready to betray his clients to the forces of law and order. Jacques and Marc go undercover to get up close and personal with their target. Will they gain Bérubé's trust? Will they coax him into baring his troubled conscience and all the information it contains? The film combines the strengths of a great, classic comedy cop thriller with a hilarious study of a dysfunctional, father-son relationship.
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Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts (2009)
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Lucky Goes to Hollywood!
Altus (2009)
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Minutes to Midnite (2009)
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A noir, fantasy crime drama unfolds when ruthless Trinidadian gang member, Snake, kills his leader, Mr. Tiger. Shortly afterwards, Snake receives a message that someone named Anansi Spider is going to "take care of him." Following a near-death experience at the hands of a wicked woman, Snake receives a call from Anansi Spider, warning him that his life is in danger. Snake grapples with whether or not to trust this mysterious man, and, ultimately, makes a deadly decision.
Keywords: experimental, independent-film, magical-realism, neo-noir, supernatural, surrealism, third-world
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Spirit Camp (2009)
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When a street smart "goth girl" (Roxy Vandiver) is forced to attend cheerleader camp as part of her rehabilitation from a juvenile correction facility, she clashes with the "popular girls," and finds herself embroiled in a bitter rivalry with the bitchy ringleader Rachel (Julin). But when members of the spirit squad start turning up dead, the girls must put aside their differences and struggle to survive the murderous rage of a crazed psycho-killer lurking among them!
Keywords: cheerleader, cheerleader-camp, cheerleader-uniform
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At cheerleader camp, no one can hear you SCREAM!
The Fabb Four (2008)
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Life is a microcosm of table soccer!
Deadly Pursuit (2008)
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LA is a tough place to be a cop but things get even tougher for detective Michael Denison when terrorists target him and his unit in the hope of taking over LA. On top of these he must fend of an FBI agent who is trying to put him in Jail as his demons and closet skeletons come back to haunt him while he tries to cover for his cocaine addicted ex partner and friend Nick. as the plot thickens, guns are loaded, bombs are planted and the terrorists move in closer, Denison will learn that friendship is thrown out of the window and survival is key. The Law has 2 sides and rules WILL be broken
Keywords: explosion, gun, mob-action, police
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The Law has Two Sides and Rules will be Broken
Dust (2008)
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Moon Over Hong Kong (2008)
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Who's Deal? (2008)
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Genesis 3:23 (2008)
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Moving Out (2008)
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The Steele Project: Ides of March (2008)
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Dark Rising (2007)
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A broken heart, a battle axe, a demon and a lesbian ex-fiancée... Jason Parks' life goes from bad to worse as a series of supernatural events turn his dream of reconciliation with ex-fiancée Jasmine into a portal seeking, demon hunting nightmare...
Keywords: alternate-dimension, ancient-book, axe, bare-breasts, battle, bikini, bookstore, cage, christian, cleavage
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Bring your Battle Axe!
Bring your own battle axe.
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Young Summer Vale: Daddy, the female characters come off a little superficial.
Young Summer Vale: Why does a princess need a prince to make her happy?
Lady Scarface (2007)
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Toni Luvana: Say "hello" to my new friend!
Life with Fiona (2007)
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He's crazy for her. She's just crazy.
Last Call Before Sunset (2007)
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If They Get Thirsty... Somebody Dies.
Kisaragi (2007)
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One year after the suicide of C-list model Kisaragi Miki, five of her fans come together for a commemorative meeting; fan club leader Iemoto, Oda Yuji, "Snake", Yasuo, and "Strawberry Girl". After meeting each other for the first time, they reminisce about their idol, wondering how someone so bright and happy could have possibly taken her own life. As they discuss her death, the facts, and evidence, they slowly come to the realization that her death didn't occur they way they thought it did. The more they talk, the more the case takes shape in their minds, and the closer they come to the truth.
Keywords: based-on-play, discussion, false-identity, meeting, minimal-cast, one-word-title, penthouse, single-set-production, surprise-ending
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The Ferryman (2007)
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A voyage from New Zealand to Fiji aboard a large sailboat seems to be a perfect holiday until a mysterious mist appears on the second day and a distress call is picked up on the radio. Going to the aid of the ship in trouble the yacht comes across a drifting fishing boat, and find one lone survivor. When this man is taken aboard the yacht strange events begin to happen and people start acting as if they were not themselves.
Keywords: beach, body-snatcher, distress-signal, fiji, fishing-boat, fog, immortality, knife, maori, mist
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Everybody pays.
Everyone must pay
The Last Day of Summer (2007)
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Luke Malloy: I have been living the same day over and over again for I don't know how long.
Lola The Lobster: Hello, Walker's Point! Fifteen minutes until showtime! Summer's last hurrah!
Diana Malloy: Guys like Meat will "Henderson" incoming wiseguys like you.::Luke Malloy: Please, that's such a myth.::Diana Malloy: Oh yeah? When was the last time you saw Chris Henderson?::Luke Malloy: He moved.::Diana Malloy: So they say.
Snake: Well, it wasn't a total spazzer, but on the drop, you were like a 403 ride, which if you do the math is like -...::Luke Malloy: Three too many?::Snake: AW, you been tapping my blog, brah!
Valentines Day (2007)
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'Valentines Day', usually a romantic day for some. But in this case a broken thief tries her luck at one last robbery without her usual accomplice/love of her life and fails at her attempt to steal a man's car as she bursts into tears! The man she attempts to rob has no idea what to do in this unlikely situation but show empathy towards the thief by describing his situation with his girlfriend who cares more about her car then she does him. These comments are made throughout the film which aggravate the thief even more. The thief spills the beans in regards to her failed love life (With a dramatic fast paced flashback scene all is revealed) and the man tries to comfort her through out the film by giving her some helpful advice which in turn she is grateful for. He also offers the car to the thief freely in which the thief replies 'I was going to take the car anyway'. The film ends with a comedic note as the man is walking away, pondering how he will break the news to his girlfriend.
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Die Before I Wake (2007)
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Fear Ever After (2007)
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"Fear Ever After" presents an unofficial reenactment of events surrounding the disappearance of the entire production crew of SPANK ME PRODUCTIONS. Jessie Valencia, a young and beautiful student filmmaker, answers an ad to work on a feature film and has no idea that it's an adult film... another by the infamous SMP. She learns more than she ever bargained for with that eccentric group of movie makers when they inadvertently uncover a years-long mystery in their quest for filming locations centered around a lonely desert locale.....
Keywords: death, erotica, evil, fear, haunting, industry, murder, sex
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When IT hungers, it feeds... and when IT feeds, even death cannot save you.
Private Blockbusters 1: Jason Colt, Mystery of the Sexy Diamonds (2007)
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The Haunting at Thompson High (2006)
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Three students stay after class for detention. After a while they realize they were left alone, and the doors to the school have been chained up. They find out they have a connection to one another. Each has a history bullying a student by the name of Elliot Maggin, who took his own life because of bullying. After strange events happen, they realize they are not alone. Elliot is with them.
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Siblings (2006)
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Project: Snake - Low Budget Espionage (2006)
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Terrorists have seized control of a remote Alaskan nuclear weapons facility. Now the only man that can stop the impending disaster is the cigarette-addicted, cardboard box-sneaking, guard-choking, woman-hating, gun-toting, legend of the battlefield, codename: SNAKE.
Keywords: based-on-game, independent-film, x-strike-studios
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Adam & Eve & Steve (2006)
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Tekkon kinkurîto (2006)
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In Treasure Town, life can be both peaceful and violent. This is never truer than for our heroes, Black and White - two street kids who claim to traverse the urban city as if it were their own. But in this town, an undercurrent of evil exists and has its sights set on the pair of brothers, forcing them to engage in battle with an array of old-world Yakuza as well as dangerous assassins vying to rule the decaying metropolis, Treasure Town.
Keywords: amusement-park, anime, based-on-comic-book, based-on-manga, blood, burned-alive, cat, city, development, dream
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[repeated line]::Shiro: Be happy, Be happy
Shiro: This whole city's going to burn.
Shiro: [opening lines] Paper money is bigger than metal money. Nine comes after eight. And Spring comes after winter, right, Black? Is that right? Black, when the sky turns black why do I feel so blue?
Suzuki: Unfortunately, your luck is waning. This is not a time to be greedy. Maintain the status quo.::Kimura: What's that, Mr. Suzuki?::Suzuki: Kimura, you believe in astrology?::Kimura: I believe in nothing.::Suzuki: Nothing, huh? At least believe in love, Kimura. Love is all you need.
Sawada: Cats? What cats?::Fujimura: Strays. Orphans. Delinquents who rule Treasure Town. They live by the law of the jungle. The city is their playground. Underestimate them and you'll kiss asphalt.
Shiro: Hey, Black, nighttime is sad. Guess it's because the dark makes me think about dying.::Kuro: Don't worry, White. Nobody will ever break us apart.
The Minotaur: Free the darkness.
[final lines]::Shiro: This is Planet Earth, Agent White. Do you read me, over? Today I kept the peace on this planet. Over? This planet's very peaceful. Over and out.
Kuro: This is my town.
Jiccha: What is it about fire? So calm and peaceful but... inside, all power and destruction. It's hiding something. Just like people do. Sometimes you have to get close to find what's inside. Sometimes you have to get burned to see the truth.
Sheng xiao chuan qi (2006)
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The great Buddha gave the eminent Jade Emperor the task of ruling the celestial and mortal worlds. Although the Emperor has made the mortal world a peaceful and tranquil place, which was thriving and prosperous, men still did not have an awareness of time. With the absence of this facility, calamity was certain. To prevent this calamity, the Jade Emperor gave a celestial order. "Let it be known in the mortal world, that I, the Imperial Jade Emperor, shall appoint 12 animals to ascend to the celestial world. These 12 species of animals shall represent a cycle of 12 years with each animal representing a year. Any humans born in a particular animal's year shall bear that animal's mark and his strength. This representation shall be known as the Zodiac." But deep in the dark swamps, the thousand year old tree spirit hacks a plan of her own. Determined to thwart the plans of her long time enemy, the Jade Emperor, she sets forth to prevent the success of the Race be impeding the 12 chosen ones.
Keywords: 3d-animation, chinese-mythology, chinese-zodiac
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Miracle at Sage Creek (2005)
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Taglines:
Two miracles for the price of one.
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Ike: Daniel!::Daniel: Yes sir?::Ike: We're gonna get those steers into Lusk and sold before Christmas::Daniel: Yes sir.::Ike: You won't leave town till we get top dollar, no exceptions.::Daniel: Yes sir...::Daniel: Mr. Franklin me and the boys was wondering, well sir, we wanted to know if you had decided to give us Christmas day off? Some of the men got family and I think they need that time...::Ike: You'll get a day off when that cattle is sold. Christmas is just another working day.::Daniel: Yes sir, stock comes fisrt.
Bloodfist 2050 (2005)
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Alex Danko descends into the ultra-violent underworld of extreme martial-arts to find his brother's killer with the help of hardened Detective Ramirez and his brother's alluring ex-lover in this post-apocalyptic allegory of greed and revenge set in in 2050 Los Angeles.
Keywords: action-hero, battle, beretta, black-belt, blood, blood-spatter, brawl, chop-socky, combat, direct-to-video-sequel-to-theatrical-movie
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The Last Eve (2005)
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"The Last Eve" is a film that takes the audience on an emotional adventure through history. In a way never before seen, the story of Eve is shown from front to back. We start in the future and ride all the way back to the loss of all innocence. Our ride through time shows us three greatly contrasting tales that in their own unique ways reveal the dark tragedy at the heart of all romance.
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Broken (2005)
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A gun blast, a flash of light, and a young woman awakens to the comfort of her own bed. Bonnie Clayton has it all, a great relationship, a challenging career, and the burden of a dream that grows more vivid and disturbing with each passing night. But when Bonnie is abducted by a sadistic stranger and his colorful entourage, she discovers that the key to her survival lies within the familiar realms of her recurring dream.
Keywords: action-heroine, comic-book, dark-hero, el-mariachi, female-fighter, female-protagonist, film-fan, fistfight, gang, girl-power
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Taglines:
What if your truth... were a lie?
Quotes:
Duncan: Where was I? Ah yes. Everyone here, even the fellow wearing that ridiculous little hat, came here for a reason and one reason only, to kill you.
Bonnie: Was your trip cut short?::Duncan: No... but your trip is about to begin.
Bonnie: This is a joke? Right... Right!::Duncan: Yeah, it's all one big joke and your the punch line.
Duncan: Anyway, the reason I'm so fond of this awkward little tin-sandwich is because like you, its complexity lies within its simplicity. Dozens of little reeds working together to make the perfect note.
Duncan: You know my therapist says the exact same thing... can't let go of the past, can't move on. I need closure.
Bonnie: I just want my life back!::Duncan: It wasn't your life to begin with.
East New York (2005)
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New Jack City meets Scarface
Motocross Kids (2004)
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No one wins alone
Chrystal (2004)
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Life is hard. Love is simple.
Once... (2004)
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Carolina (2003)
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Carolina Mirabeau was raised 'free-spirited' with two sisters by eccentric, domineering grandma Millicent in the country. Carolina's city neighbor, talented and witty Jewish author Albert Morris, is her best friend, confident and the wacky family's favorite guest. Yet she gets engaged with Heath Pierson, an 'all too perfect' upper class brilliant Britton, whom she met in the TV studio where she's fired as dating show candidates-screener. But the past and some truths catch up with all of them.
Keywords: alcoholic, auto-impound-lot, birth, book, book-reading, book-signing, car-accident, character-name-in-title, christmas-party, female-protagonist
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Grandma Mirabeau: [to granddaughter in labor] Now, you breathe deep and you push hard. You push and you push. You push harder, harder, harder, harder, or I will go down there and get a plunger and SUCK that baby out of you!
Grandma Mirabeau: [to granddaughter Maine] I'm not asking you to be a normal child, 'cause that's not the Mirabeau way. I'm just asking you to be a little smarter about your crazy side, okay?
Grandma Mirabeau: [opens dressing room door] Maine!::Maine Mirabeau: Wait, we have movement!::Grandma Mirabeau: Get me some toilet paper, hunnie, cuz I gotta go to the bathroom!::Price Way Manager: [terrified look] [knocking on dressing room door] $56.90 Lady, you win!
Young Carolina: Georgia, we are not being raised right.
Carolina Mirabeau: Who wants to say grace?::Albert Morris: I do.::Grandma Mirabeau: Oh, Albert, I love you like a son, honey. But you Jewish people, you can't go and kill Christ and expect to have a sit down conversation with him later.::Albert Morris: Fine. He's all yours. I'll chat with him over dessert. [Everybody laughs]
Grandma Mirabeau: [to young girls Georgia and Carolina] Go ahead. Kill each other. Don't worry about the mess. I'll hose it down when the killing's over.
Carolina Mirabeau: [to ex lover Heath] It's like you're this beautiful, expensive Italian suit. And I just don't have the faintest idea where I'm gonna wear you.
Grandma Mirabeau: [Saying grace at a Thanksgiving's Day dinner] Lord, bless my family. Fill their bellies and keep them warm and safe. And, now, Lord, let's get personal. Please find Georgia a man to daddy that young 'un she's carrying. Give Maine those lottery numbers before she loses her virginity on that rocking horse. Lord, let my Teddy settle down and plant some roots. Look over my sister, Marilyn, who, bless her ignorant soul, is back in jail again. Enlighten her about cellular telephones and credit card transactions both of which are traceable. And, finally, Lord, bless my Carolina's heart for she is the best part of me. Amen.
Young Carolina: [to young Georgia] You're not a fairy princess, you're a fairy bitch!
Grandma Mirabeau: Now remember girls. God said celebrate, not celibate.
Tokyo 10+01 (2003)
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A group of 11 criminals are trapped in a warehouse with bracelets. The 11 learn that they are part of a game where the prize is 3 million yen and a clean record. The object is to reach the Baron's house. However, the obstacles they face involve hunters with laser guns who will go after the contestants. It seems as if this game is fun...however, the game proves to be a battle of life and death.
Keywords: bracelet, city-in-title, contest, criminal, digit-in-title, laser-gun, number-in-title, warehouse
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[while watching a training video exactly like the one in Battle Royale]::Fake: This type of thing, I've seen it somewhere before.
Prince: Hold up a second! I can't keep up anymore!::Fake: Go on and die then::Prince: That's no way to speak to a lady!::[Fake pulls a disgusted face and blows on his party blower]
Prince: I don't see that cute 'lil Snake around::Fake: Ah, so "lil Snake" is the fag's type::Prince: I'm not a fag I'm a drag queen!::Fake: Same thing
Coco: Sorry, I hate men
Fake: [to Coco] Did a man give you that Chanel?
Jingi: I used to love to go out in the yard at night to look at the sky full of stars::[They gaze up towards the sky longingly. The camera pans up to reveal they are in a tunnel]::Jingi: [pause] I guess we can't see anything down here
[Fake is holding Coco at gunpoint]::Fake: I'm the team leader now
[Coco pushed Snake out of the way and is promptly shot in the chest. Snake turns around to see Fake still holding the gun]::Snake: What? You're alive?::Fake: Bummer, I wanted to hit you
[after beating a hunter to death with a stick]::Jingi: I've killed another worthless one
Jingi: We're in trouble. They've got shooters. My wooden sword wont help one bit!
Family Reunion: The Movie (2003)
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The Real Old Testament (2003)
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Shaolin Kawasaki (2003)
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Seaside Serenade (2003)
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Sneaky Uncle (2003)
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Kid Fitness Jungle Adventure Exercise Video (2003)
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Welcome to the jungle home of Kid Fitness. This fun, entertaining and educational video will encourage your children to exercise, and they won't even realize they are. Kid Fitness has invited some children from the town to visit him and his jungle friends for the day. As each of his jungle friends come by and interact with the children, they share some fun facts and then teach the children to move like them, the "exercise." Zebra, Elephant, Gorilla, Bunny, Kangaroo, Alligator, Snake, Duck and more all come by to visit and meet the kids. Original music and delightful animations will have your child watching this entertaining video over and over again! Designed for ages 18 months through 8 years old, everything about this video has been custom tailored to create the perfect atmosphere for your child to exercise and have fun, all at the same time.
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"Kid Fitness Makes Fit Fun"
The Manson Family (2003)
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You've seen the story through the eyes of the law... Now see it through the eyes of The Manson Family
Gaz'lam (2002)
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Series 3 and 4 take the leap from serial drama to modern mythology, transporting our audience into the worlds of the living, the dead, and the in-between. Our guide through these worlds is the spirit of GP, a ghost who serves as the story's narrator. He relates Sifiso's story to us as a cautionary tale and with a message of hope: that it is never too late for us to make the right choice and make a change in our lives.
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Love, sex, and relationships in the new South Africa.
Porn 'n Chicken (2002)
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Roger Stone: You violated my daughter with vegetables!::Polly: Oh, I liked it, Daddy.
[when asked why create a Porn 'n' Chicken club]::Quinton: Well, because fried chicken tastes good, and porn is videos of people having sex.
Jenna Jameson: And remember, when doing anal, don't use lube. Use lots of spit.
Black Mask 2: City of Masks (2002)
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Genetic modification means Black Mask has superhuman fighting and healing powers. He is searching the world for top geneticists who might be able to reverse his mutation, which has stolen his ability to feel emotion. His maker, whom he's running from has an amateur rival in this sequel though. Someone is hybridizing the DNA of top pro-wrestlers with that of animals, making them stronger and deadlier. But the process is turning the wrestlers (Iguana, Chameleon (Traci Lords), Snake, Wolf, and Claw) slowly more into animal killers, than human-beings. Black Mask tries to help the wrestlers but their boss has plans for BM himself.
Keywords: action-hero, ak-47, based-on-comic, blood, blood-spatter, brawl, character-name-in-title, combat, disarming-someone, electric-shock
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Legend of the Phantom Rider (2002)
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Good And Evil Are Just Two Sides Of The Same Coin.
City by the Sea (2002)
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New York City homicide detective Vincent LaMarca has forged a long and distinguished career in law enforcement, making a name for himself as a man intensely committed to his work. But on his latest case, the stakes are higher for Vincent--the suspect he's investigating is his own son. He and Joey have been painfully estranged ever since Vincent divorced his wife and left the decaying boardwalks of Long Beach, Long Island for the anonymity of Manhattan and a successful career with the NYPD. He lives his life in solitude, keeping his girlfriend at arm's length; the closest relationship he maintains is with his partner, Reg--and Vincent makes sure that stops at the precinct door. As long as Vincent lives in the protection of the present, he doesn't have to deal with the pain of his past--or his sorrow over his broken relationship with Joey. But this murder investigation is drawing Vincent home to Long Beach, the self-proclaimed City by the Sea, where the past has been waiting for him to return. The agonizing memory that has tortured him all his life--the death of his father, a convicted murderer who was executed when Vincent was just a boy--still plagues him. In the course of the investigation, he discovers that his own unresolved pain and failures as a father have deeply influenced Joey's life, and now his 18-month-old grandson may be fated to follow their self-destructive paths.
Keywords: ambulance, based-on-article, based-on-true-story, beach, box-office-flop, family-abandonment, father-son-relationship, grandson, guitar, helicopter
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Taglines:
When you're searching for a killer... the last suspect you want to see is your son.
Quotes:
Vincent LaMarca: It's Him. Joey. He's my son.::Dave Simon: Jesus Christ! I'm sorry.
Medical Examiner: Give me a break, I had to jerk off twice this morning just to get my heart started!
Spyder: [to Gina at the drive-thru speaker] I'll have a bacon cheeseburger and a blowjob.
Vincent LaMarca: How'd we get this way son? I remember the day you were born.::Joey: Yeah? Well, I remember the day you left. So we're even.
Vincent LaMarca: Stick the Friar Tuck act up your ass. Where's Spyder?
Private Black Label 26: Faust Power of Sex (2002)
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Christmas in the Clouds (2001)
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A classic comedy of mistaken identity and romance set during the holiday season at a ski resort that is owned and operated by a Native American Nation. Shot on location at The Sundance Resort in Utah, this is the first contemporary romantic comedy to feature an almost entirely American Indian cast. The film was featured at the 2001 Sundance Film Festival.
Keywords: american-indian, bigot, chief, christmas, father-son-relationship, hotel, idaho, native-american, new-york-state, older-man-younger-woman-relationship
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Joe Clouds on Fire: ...My son Raymond is the big success around here. He went off to one of them big shot schools back East and got a big shot job with some big shot company and he married a big shot woman too. But then she ran off with some other big shot, so Ray came back here to be the big shot general manager of our tribe's new big shot resort.
Ray Clouds on Fire: A representative from our organization will be staying at the Sky Mountain Resort, so that we may review your standards of service and publish a rating for your property in the new edition of the Worthington Travel Guide, which is published every two years.::Betty: But that's like no warning.::Phil: Great, you know, another cold winter morning. Hide the women and children, they're on their way!
Stu O'Malley: No, I got one other place to review. Yeah, that Indian place. No! No! The Indian, like in teepee. Yeah, well, they say Jane Fonda stays there all the time so I guess that gives 'em at least one star.
Ramona: You don't even know what he does for a living.::Grammy: Oh he's in charge of something, that one.::Ramona: And how do you know that?::Grammy: He's got a laser.::Tina Littlehawk: A laser printer, Grammy.
Ray Clouds on Fire: He's already dead, you know. You're just, reorganizing the remains.::Earl: I'm perpetuating the cycle.::Ray Clouds on Fire: Earl, you're a chef. Part of your job is cutting up and cooking dead animals.::Earl: They have dreams, you know. Just like us.
Mary: Lindsey Fortune and Buffy Love. Ugh, I smell a couple of ski bunnies.
Ray Clouds on Fire: Our people, our Nation, built this place. Ok, we own it and we run it and I am damn proud of that!
Katie: Hey look! It's Warrior Mouse! Oh no, he got away. Here mousie mouse. Here mouse.::Boy: Ah let him go, you probably poisoned him anyway putting all that paint on him.
Phil: I wonder if she skies? [referring to Tina]::Ray Clouds on Fire: No Phil, she's not a ski bunny.::Phil: Oh come on Ray, there's a little ski bunny in... well, almost every woman. [referring to Mary]
Buffy: What happened!::Phil: Oh Clouds-on-Fire's old truck's on fire.
Double Deception (2001)
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Mr. Ozaki, a Japanese conglomerate businessman living in Los Angeles, hires a beautiful young double (Maria) to protect his real daughter (Lisa) from harm. When Maria is kidnapped by a professional crime organization for a $2 million ransom, her bodyguard, Luke Campbell, conceives a plan to rescue her. By kidnapping the real Lisa Ozaki and turning her over to the kidnappers, Luke hopes to save Maria, and ultimately Lisa, as he knows her father will only pay the ransom for his daughter and not the double. However, the bodyguards hired to watch Lisa have another plan in mind. About to lose their jobs for losing Lisa when they were supposed to keep an eye on her at all times, they decide to steal the ransom money and rescue Lisa, in an attempt to be the heroes and save their jobs.
Keywords: independent-film
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Protection has a price.
Snake (2001)
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Hochelaga (2000)
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After an unpleasant run-in with a group of bikers, a young convenience store robber (Marc) gets approached by the same bikers to help out with a picnic. After the picnic, seeing he has guts, the bikers propose him for membership. As the story unfolds, Marc winds up questioning his own morality and wondering whether he's going down the wrong path. The biggest problem, however, is that one of his friends got him into trouble, and he has little time to fix it...
Keywords: bathroom, beating, biker, canadian-noir, criminal, friend, friendship, gang, gun, hell's-angels-motorcycle-club
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Ultimate Prey (2000)
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Battle Dome (1999)
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Jimmy Zip (1999)
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Jimmy Zip is a pyromaniac runaway who escapes the clutches of a drug king pin to become the apprentice of a wildly brilliant metal sculptor with Tourette's Syndrome. In Jimmy's rite of passage art and camaraderie become a matter of life and death.
Keywords: abandoned-car, abuse, african-american, alchemy, anal-sex, apprentice, art, art-gallery, art-gallery-owner, artificial-respiration
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Taglines:
There's more than one way to start a fire.
Everybody Loves Sunshine (1999)
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Two toughs from the wrong side of the tracks in Manchester, choose different paths when they are released from prison. The quiet Ray wants out of the 'gangsta' life and into the local music scene with his pals, while his brash, emotional partner Terry wants to dominate the city's criminal community. His strange fixation with Ray and his pathological need for respect that he cannot show to others in return, lead him to make some impulsive moves that result in violent death and tragedy for all concerned.
Keywords: abduction, bound-and-gagged, gangster, gangster's-moll, independent-film, tied-to-chair, william-tell-overture
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El séptimo cielo (1999)
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Nueva York puede ser un infierno para los colombianos... o ser el séptimo cielo.
Absolute Giganten (1999)
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In the port town of Hamburg, Germany, Floyd decides that he's shipping out to South Africa and Singapore now that his two-year probation for an unspecified juvenile offense has been completed. When he shares the news with his devoted friends Chubby, a mechanic, and Ricco, a fast-food cook and would-be b-boy, they can't comprehend their thoughtful friend's willingness to trade camaraderie for a wider view of the world. Overcoming their anger and bewilderment, the guys decide to spend one last night with Floyd, but the problem, as always, is how to find some fun. A succession of fast-food restaurants, parking garages, and local watering holes chronicles the inherent boredom of life in the provinces. But a run-in with a convention of dragster-racing Elvis impersonators sends the boys and their friend Telsa Julia Hummer on a series of adventures that veers from the farcical to the almost-tragic.
Keywords: boat, car-stunt, city-life, coming-of-age, foosball, friendship, hamburg-germany, independent-film, outsider, probation
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What did we do last night?
Slangehud (1999)
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Dead End (1998)
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After his ex-wife dies in a fall from her balcony, PoliceSgt. Henry Smovinsky gets custody of his troubled teenage son. Smovinsky soon finds out that his ex-wife was a high-class hooker, her death was not a suicide and that the police have chosen him as their prime suspect. Maggie Furness is the only cop willing to help him protect his son and track down the real killer.
Keywords: cop, independent-film
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Barriers (1998)
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When Tori, an affluent urban teen, befriends Snake, a streetwise kid from Harlem, his concerned parents hire Phil to be his Nanny to watch out for him. Soon Snake's older and more dangerous brother emerges and Phil realizes the job is much more involved than she ever imagined. Quentin Crisp also stars as a strangely profound local deli-owner to advise Tori along the way.
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Sometimes friendship can be dangerous.
9413 (1998)
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The new dynamic force and innovation in Hong Kong's movie industry.
One violent cop. Three lonely hearts. Ready to explode in this colorful and rotten city.
Joseph's Gift (1998)
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Joseph is the youngest member of a large family that owns a successful garment business in Los Angeles. His father, Jacob, makes no attempt at hiding the fact that Joseph is his favorite son, resulting in the constant envy and resentment of his brothers. Eventually, in their bitterness, they plot revenge against this favored son. When Joseph accompanies his brothers on a trip to New York, they commit the ultimate betrayal, stranding him there, a virtual prisoner in a corrupt, modern-day sweat shop.
Keywords: based-on-biblical-story, brother-brother-relationship, father-son-relationship
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Overnight Delivery (1998)
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A man suspects his girlfriend of being unfaithful. So he sends her a letter, but than finds out that he was wrong. He has 24 hours to stop the package, prevent a disaster, and fall in love. The only problem is the delivery man will not stop until the package has been delivered.
Keywords: airplane, black-bra, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, car-falling-off-a-cliff, car-falls-into-water, celibacy, cliff, college, condom, crashing-through-a-window
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Taglines:
They've got 24 hours to stop a package, prevent a disaster, and fall in love.
When it comes to true love, can they go the distance?
Quotes:
Ivy: C'mon, Baker. Men live in hope and die in despair.
Ivy: Extra, Extra. Read all about it. Kim can shake her pom-poms but she won't go at it! Extraaa. Extraaa.
Ivy: Slut? Oh, oh, no. If I wanna bag a professor from one of my classes, I will, but nobody, and I mean nobody, calls me a slut, so the next time you feel like casting aspersions on my character, try remembering that this quote unquote slut is driving your judgmental ass all the way to Des Moines. So a little decency would be in order. Got it? Good.
Ivy: You know it's funny I thought you had a girlfriend.::Wyatt: Me? No... well yeah, but I was just killing time.::Ivy: Killing time?::Wyatt: Yeah, killing time until I met you.::Ivy: Boy, never thought I'd fall for a line like that.
Wyatt: I'll have some celery... some toast... and some water... just some water.
Snake: It's a fact, College girls have three times more sexual partners than a regular girl.
Raditch: I don't want to tell you 'I told you so', but, I told you so!
Ivy: I'm sorry, were you sleeping?::Wyatt: Did my closed eyes and peaceful demeanor tip you off?
Ivy: You know, as bad as a situation ever gets, there's always time to get dressed.
Ivy: Why don't you draw some more attention to the stolen vehicle by dancing on it?
A Gun for Jennifer (1997)
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Dead men don't rape
Crisis (1997)
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Alex reluctantly collects debts for the mob. Alex has led his brother Tony to believe that he is a shoe-salesman. However Alex's real talents will be desperately needed as the story unfolds. Tony has aligned himself with a group of mercenaries lead by Simon, who have agreed to deter a local scientist from using a faulty filtering system to neutralize chemical warheads. As tension mounts, Alex is forced into action against Simon and his treacherous band of terrorists. Who will live, who will die... only a killer can save the day.
Keywords: brother-brother-relationship, canada, car-explosion, debt, die-hard-scenario, environmental-activist, environmental-issue, environmentalist, extremist, hitman
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Dumb Luck in Vegas (1997)
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Mr. Holland's Orgy (1997)
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Mr. Holland is an out of work musician, whose wife, Rebecca, in an effort to make ends meet, has taken a job watching and reviewing adult movies. This bothers Mr. Holland, so he applies for a job with a local junior college as a music teacher. The only opening they have, however, is for a sex education teacher. Desperate to stop his wife from watching so much porn, Mr. Holland takes the position, only to find that his rambunctious students know more about sex than he does.
Keywords: hardcore, porn-parody, sex
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Music to their rears.
Cafe Flesh 2 (1997)
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Project Shadowchaser III (1995)
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It has been 25 years since the ore spaceship Siberia was last heard from. Unfortunately, it is now on a collision course with the communications station Comstat 5 which is orbiting Mars. After one successful maneuver to avoid the Siberia, it rams Comstat 5 and the crew soon finds that the Siberia crew is dead and the reason that it has been missing for 25 years. But that reason is trying to destroy them all as it destroyed the Siberia crew.
Keywords: android, cyborg, dog, independent-film, number-in-title, numbered-sequel, roman-numeral-in-title, sequel, space, spaceship
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Canadian Bacon (1995)
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The US economy is in a rut, and so is the president's approval rating. What we need is a good war, but the Russians aren't interested. Hey -- how about that big polite country to the north? Niagara Fall Sheriff Bud B. Boomer takes this all a bit too seriously, though.
Keywords: anti-propaganda, atomic-weapons, box-office-flop, canada, canada-at-war, canadian-stereotype, cia, cn-tower, conspiracy, defense-worker
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Taglines:
It Gets Lonely at the Top, When There's No More Butt to Kick.
Surrender pronto, or we'll level Toronto!
Bud Boomer is leading the American invasion into Canada. Just as soon as he can find it.
Help America fight the Canadians
Quotes:
Smiley: When have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"?
Honey: [reading card] "Best wishes, Gordon Lightfoot." Eeew!
Boomer: There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think.
RCMP Officer at Headquarters: I don't know what you're talking aboot, eh?::Kabral: Aboot! It's ABOUT! And what's with this 'eh' business?::Roy Boy: [pointing a gun] We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O, pal.
Boomer: Y'know, it's a free country. If he doesn't like it here, he can swim across the river to Canada. Lotta work there.
Boomer: If life hands you a lemon, you gotta crush it into lemonade.
R.J. Hacker, President of Hacker Dynamics: Here he is now. The man that a thin majority of you chose to be the president of the United States.
U.S. President: It's time to turn off that war machine, and turn on our children.
General Panzer: What do you want to do, sir? About Russia, sir?::U.S. President: Yeah, why don't we call up and find out who's in charge over there this week.
Russian President: Mr. President, please. Is this why you called us here? We already gave up! You won! We are too busy trying to perfect universal indoor plumbing!
Napoleon (1995)
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Napoleon is a little dog that lives in Sydney. He and his mother live with a family, but Napoleon loves to dream about meeting the wild dogs that live far away, and eventually becoming one himself. One day he gets into a basket hung from some balloons and flies away into the sky. The wind carries him to a nearby island where the basket finally lands. There he meets all kinds of different animals; some of them are friendly, but some aren't. With the help of a parakeet friend he learns the secrets of living alone in the island and defending himself from wild animals. He goes in search of the wild dogs, whom he finally finds. He is very happy with them, but then he gets homesick and starts to miss his mother, so he decides to go home again.
Keywords: affection, animal's-point-of-view, australia, balloon, bear, bird, character-name-in-title, cross-country, dog, family-relationships
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Taglines:
ADVENTURE has a new name . . .
Meet a pup with a nose for adventure.
He's a little dog with a big thirst for adventure!
He's a hero who will capture your heart.
He's living the adventure of a lifetime. Meeting new friends. Seeing new sights. And facing new dangers. NAPOLEON. The tale of a little dog with a big thirst for adventure.
Quotes:
Napoleon: This kittens really lost her mittens.
Cat: MOUSE... MUST... DIE.::Napoleon: H-huh... good thing I'm not a mouse...::Cat: Ahh, but you are a mouse. A big, yellow mouse.
Napoleon's Mum: I want you to promise me you'll never run off like that again!::Napoleon: I won't. And I want you to promise me something too.::Napoleon's Mum: Anything!::Napoleon: I want you... to call me Napoleon!::Napoleon's Mum: [laughs] From now on, you're my little Napoleon.
Cat: Ahh... not a mouse... a dog. DOG MUST DIE!
The Expert (1995)
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Johnny's sister is brutally attacked and murdered by a sadistic serial killer. At the trial, he is sentenced to be electrocuted, but a bleeding heart liberal has the sentence commuted to a mental facility. Here, he will interact with other model prisoners and give talks at schools while he is being treated. The only problem is that Johnny, being a ex-special forces trainer, is coming to the prison to seek his own justice and that does not include rehabilitation.
Keywords: action-hero, b-movie, beating, blood, blood-spatter, box-office-flop, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, brawl, colt-.45, convict
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When revenge isn't enough...
Judge. Jury. Executioner.
Quotes:
Martin Kagan: Life is good - love is better.
Dr. Alice Barnes: My father treated prisoners like animals.
Warden Munsey: We all have a dark place, and I don't like to visit mine, but I will if I have to.
John Lomax: It's never gonna be over for me.
Snake: Splatter that son of a bitch!
Napoleon (1995)
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Napoleon is a little dog that lives in Sydney. He and his mother live with a family, but Napoleon loves to dream about meeting the wild dogs that live far away, and eventually becoming one himself. One day he gets into a basket hung from some balloons and flies away into the sky. The wind carries him to a nearby island where the basket finally lands. There he meets all kinds of different animals; some of them are friendly, but some aren't. With the help of a parakeet friend he learns the secrets of living alone in the island and defending himself from wild animals. He goes in search of the wild dogs, whom he finally finds. He is very happy with them, but then he gets homesick and starts to miss his mother, so he decides to go home again.
Keywords: affection, animal's-point-of-view, australia, balloon, bear, bird, character-name-in-title, cross-country, dog, family-relationships
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ADVENTURE has a new name . . .
Meet a pup with a nose for adventure.
He's a little dog with a big thirst for adventure!
He's a hero who will capture your heart.
He's living the adventure of a lifetime. Meeting new friends. Seeing new sights. And facing new dangers. NAPOLEON. The tale of a little dog with a big thirst for adventure.
Quotes:
Napoleon: This kittens really lost her mittens.
Cat: MOUSE... MUST... DIE.::Napoleon: H-huh... good thing I'm not a mouse...::Cat: Ahh, but you are a mouse. A big, yellow mouse.
Napoleon's Mum: I want you to promise me you'll never run off like that again!::Napoleon: I won't. And I want you to promise me something too.::Napoleon's Mum: Anything!::Napoleon: I want you... to call me Napoleon!::Napoleon's Mum: [laughs] From now on, you're my little Napoleon.
Cat: Ahh... not a mouse... a dog. DOG MUST DIE!
Boozecan (1994)
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Il quinto giorno (1994)
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Ready to Kill (1994)
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Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
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Axle Foley, while investigating a car theft ring, comes across something much bigger than that: the same men who shot his boss are running a counterfeit money ring out of a theme park in Los Angeles.
Keywords: 1990s, 555-phone-number, action-hero, amazing-grace-hymn, amusement-park, anti-hero, assassination-attempt, beach, beretta, beverly-hills-california
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It's on!
In for the ride of his life!
He's back!
Quotes:
Axel: You got a fifty dollar bill?::Jon Flint: I got a wife and three kids. I haven't seen a fifty in twelve years.
Axel: Get the fuck outta here.::Serge: No I cannot.
Todd: Axel, you on a coffee break? Go get that son of a bitch.
Axel: Hey.::Mrs. Todd: I understand that you were with him at the end.::Axel: Yeah, his last words were about you.::Mrs. Todd: That does not sound like my Douglas, Axel. Try again.::Axel: Actually his last words were 'Axel are you on a coffee break, go and get that son of a bitch.' Those were his last words.::Mrs. Todd: That sounds like my Douglas.::Axel: Yeah, sounds like a good idea, too.
Axel: Boss, I cancelled the SWAT team.::Todd: You what? I wouldn't raid a church bingo game without SWAT.
Axel: Billy, you got a fifty dollar bill?::Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: When do I get it back?::Axel: Man, gimme fifty dollars!
Jon Flint: Look, isn't it just possible that you're mistaken, Foley? That Ellis Dewald just resembles Todd's killer?::Axel: I made the guy in Detroit. It was Dewald.::Jon Flint: I mean, Dewald is the head of the largest private police department in Southern California. I mean, he works with us! With the L.A.P.D. Hell, with the governor's office! Everybody loves him.::Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: He's even getting an award tonight from the National Association of Security Agencies.::Jon Flint: Axel, it's understandable that you're distraught and-and looking for justice, and not to mention revenge. But, isn't it just possible that you - that you want it so much, that you saw your killer in a man who bore a slight resemblance?::Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: Hell, we run into this all the time in police work, Axel.::Axel: Where's Dewald getting that award tonight?::Jon Flint: Axel, don't.::Axel: Hey Flint, your friend Dewald it foul, okay? I know he's foul and I'm goin' down to this award show tonight and I'm gonna put some pressure on him and maybe I'll panic him into doing something stupid.::Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: Axel, if you go to that dinner tonight... I'm going with you.::Axel: Then pick me up at the Sunset Motel.
Levine: They got fuckin' machine guns! I thought you said they had no guns!::Axel: They must've changed their world view!
Axel: What'd they promote you to captain, or something?::Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: I'm DDO-JSIOC.::Axel: The jay gee jojo see? What is that?
Serge: Achwell, try to say Serge. It's not so difficult. Surge? Sounds like a detergent.
F.T.W. (1994)
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Frank T. Wells has just been released from prison after serving a term for manslaughter. Frank's a reasonably honest man and a good rodeo rider. When he meets up with Scarlett, a bank robber on the run, his whole life changes.
Keywords: acronym-in-title, entire-title-is-capitalized-acronym, heist, independent-film, rodeo
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Snake Theatre (1994)
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The Search for One-eye Jimmy (1994)
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While working on a documentary on his old neighborhood, a young film school graduate shifts the focus of his production onto the disappearance of a local resident and the strange characters who are conducting the search to find him.
Keywords: adult-lives-at-home, afro, beer, brooklyn-new-york-city, car-chase, car-thief, character-name-in-title, chicken, criminal, detective
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Taglines:
With this search team... pray you don't get lost.
Quotes:
Col. Ron: If they hadn't shot my dick off in 'Nam, I'd whip it out and piss in your face!::Junior: Yea, if you're dick wasn't shot off in man i'd shove it up you're ass
Junior: What am I going to do with your old glasses? These are subscription, man.
Snake: Who are you?::Junior: You know me, I'm Junior.::Snake: Junior? Who's your father?::Junior: Junior.::Snake: Junior Senior?::Junior: Yah.::Snake: And you're are Junior Junior?::Junior: That's right.::Snake: You fuckin' PA's kill me::Junior: hey man my family's fromt he dominican republic
Joe Head: Who's Disco Bean? He's one of the greatest disco dancers around. I can introduce you to him, he's a friend of mine.::Les: Isn't disco suppose to be dead?::Joe Head: He died? Nobody told me nothin'.
Death Junction (1994)
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Bad Blood (1994)
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Travis Blackstone, former cop was sent to prison because he destroyed the proofs for his brother's guilt. Now, he is again free but Rhonda, his former love and the present lover of his brother Franklin informs him that Franklin is again in trouble owing $5 million. Travis leaves her to help his brother. His jealous lover Lindee thinking that he left her for Rhonda, sends the killers on his track.
Keywords: bare-breasts, bare-butt, baseball-cap-worn-backwards, baseball-practice, brother-brother-relationship, desert-eagle, electrocution, ex-cop, exotic-dancer, father
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They're brothers bound by blood. Soon they will be tainted by it.
Animated Stories from the Bible: Music Video - Volume 1 (1994)
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Spike of Love (1994)
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Jane, a biker chick/dominatrix, lures an innocent businessman back to her apartment for some kinky games. In the midst of fornication, her dumb boyfriend Donny and his religious nut brother Clem return with the severed head of their first murder victim, and who are now fearing for their lives from a vengeful gang of psychos. Donny plots to brutally murder the businessman, while Clem continues studying for his correspondence course in priesthood.
Keywords: apple, apple-in-mouth, ballerina, bare-breasts, basement-apartment, biker, black-bra, black-comedy, blow-torch, bound-and-gagged
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You're going to die!!
Dinosaur Movies (1993)
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Road to Revenge (1993)
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Will justice win out over evil?
The Tooting Lions (1993)
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Bloodthirsty Cannibal Demons (1993)
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Rampaging beasts with a hunger for human flesh!
The Skateboard Kid (1993)
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No one could be more bored than Zack, the new kid in town with no friends in sight. When a gang of hip, skateboarding thrashers start cruising his neighborhood, Zack hopes his luck will change. But they want nothing to do with him. Then Zack makes the discovery of his life: a talking wisecracking, magical skateboard. And suddenly, skateboarding rises to entirely new heights.
Keywords: family-relationships, independent-film, music-video-during-credits, skateboarding, talking-skateboard
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Why take the road when you can fly?
Blonde Justice (1993)
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A story of a stripper and a truth laid bare.
Airborne (1993)
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Mitchell Goosen is sixteen/seventeen year old kid from California who loves to surf and roller blade. Yet, his parents, who are two zoologists were given a grant to work in Australia. The only problem was: Mitchell couldn't go with them. So, he gets sent to stay with his aunt, uncle, and cousin in Cincinnati, Ohio. When he arrives, he meets his cousin who is also his new roommate for the next six months: Wiley. Mitchell then goes to school and gets on the bad side the high school hockey players. Mitchell and Wiley end up enduring weeks of torture from the guys. Then, the big guys and Mitchell and Wiley have to learn to get along to try to beat the Central High School rivals in a competition down Devil's Backbone.
Keywords: aunt-nephew-relationship, balisong, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, bullying, cincinnati-ohio, cousin-cousin-relationship, family-relationships, high-school, hockey, hockey-game
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Taglines:
Mitchell Became The Most Popular Guy On Earth...Once He Took To The Sky!
The World's Only Rock 'N' Rollerblade Movie.
To AIR isn't just human. It's necessary.
The world's only Rock 'N' Rollerblade movie.
Heroes aren't made. They're AIRBORNE.
There are two kinds of people: those who get AIRBORNE...and those who don't.
Mitchell's life was a California Dream...until he woke up in Cincinnati
Quotes:
Mitchell: How often does this once-in-a-lifetime wave come along?
Mitchell Goosen: Popeye, now there was a great man. Do you know why?::Wiley: He never joined the Hairclub For Men?::[buzzer sound]::Mitchell Goosen: Wrong. Because his motto was: I am what I am. Do you think Popeye ever worried about what he wore just so he could get Olive Oil in the sack? I should say not, Dude. And do you know why?::Wiley: He was gay?::Mitchell Goosen: Because he is what he is.
Nikki: So, if you could have lunch with any three people in the entire world - alive, dead, fictitious, I don't care. Who would it be?::Mitchell Goosen: What kind of question is that?::Nikki: A fun one, c'mon.::Mitchell Goosen: Well, I'd have to say Tom Curren; greatest surfer in the world, now that would be cool. And, um, maybe Ghandi. Not for lunch though, he wouldn't eat lunch.::Nikki: And the third one?::Mitchell Goosen: I'd have to say you.::Nikki: Me? You can have lunch with anyone in the world, and you would choose me.::Mitchell Goosen: You're not just anyone. You're special.
Mitchell: [to Jack] Chill Brah.::Augie: Did he just call you a piece of underwear?
Aunt Irene: That's the hole where the sausage factory used to be.
Mitchell Goosen: Mitchell Goosen at your service. I'm not from around here. What to tell. Don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Don't care. Just as long as I live near the beach and don't have to wear a tie. Then I'll be stylin'.::Augie: Stylin'? St-stylin'?::Mitchell Goosen: Let me tell you what stylin' is. The perfect session: A-Frame wave, ground swell, spittin' out salt water in your face, doing a little lip action move, a 360 without a bounce. I call it a Liquid Drano Wannabe Bullwinkle. I tell you no lie, my friends. It's a consciousness raiser.
Aunt Irene: Oh, I'm feeling kind of frisky.::Uncle Louis: Well, let's get out the Twister game.
Snake: My name's Snake. I don't like speech. I never even signed up for it. And I ain't got no hobbies, 'less you call collecting knives and putting tattoos across the foreheads of guys I don't like..."hobbies." And I have a 1.1 GPA...
Mitchell: The rule is, there's no rule, everything goes
Mitchell Goosen: Come on, Wiley, you hockey man, you hockey warrior!::Wiley: Hockey Nintendo!
The Last of Alpha (1992)
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Prison Planet (1992)
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"Mad Max" meets "American Gladiators" in the ultimate road war!
Little Marines (1991)
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3 friends named Stevie, Chris, and Noah get out of school for the summer and decide to take a trip camping. Along the way, they run into obstacles such as a drug dealer, mischievous little kids, and a "Killer" dog. The boys also have flashbacks of a friend named Matt, who died one year earlier to cancer. They also visit his grave along the way. When they arrive at their campsite, they notice a "Snake, Keep Out" sign on a fence. The "Snake" is a man dressed in black who rides a motorcycle and terrorizes people in the forest and the campsites. The boys also run into a lonely man who lost his family and befriend him.
Keywords: bicycle, bicycling, camping, candy-bar, coming-of-age, death-of-friend, directorial-debut, diving, flashback, friend
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Hangfire (1991)
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When a large group of escaped convicts take Ike Slayton, a Vietnam veteran's wife hostage, Slayton enlists the help of his old army friend in a furious search to find her, while a hard-nosed National Guardsman leads a platoon of solders determined to kill or capture all the convicts, even if it means killing all the hostages in the crossfire.
Keywords: exploding-car, helicopter, hostage, husband-wife-relationship, independent-film, interracial-friendship, military, new-mexico, prison, prison-break
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Quotes:
Sheriff Ike Slayton: Looks like we've got a mexican standoff.
Sheriff Ike Slayton: Brilliant plan, Colonel. Slaughter your own men, hand over more weapons to the convicts, maybe kill a few hostages along the way! What's your next masterplan? Nuke the town?::Johnson: You're the one on the squad radio? Who the hell do you think you are, mister?::Sheriff Ike Slayton: I'm a guy with a wife back in that town, you dumb son of a bitch!::Billy: Save your breath, he can't hear you. Assholes don't have ears.::Johnson: Ya know, you two have a serious attitude problem!
Sheriff Ike Slayton: Now I'm just gonna ask you one more time. Where did he take the hostages?::Smitty: Why don't you eat shit and die?::Sheriff Ike Slayton: That was rude, Smitty! Don't you think, Billy?::Billy: Extremely rude!
[Ike has a crossbow]::Billy: You know how to use that thing?::Sheriff Ike Slayton: My mother was fullblooded Cherokee, it's in the genes.::Billy: Allright Cochise.
Kuttner: I'll blow her brains to Kingdom Come!
Easter Egg Mornin' (1991)
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Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail: Hello, Owlbert! Yes, it's me! The one and only, Speedy Cottontail, artist and world traveler, loved by all!::Owlbert: [yawns and looks bored] I'm glad to see you're still as humble as ever.
Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail: [singing] When you got to go a million miles, you might as well go in style. It may look kinda funny, but this Easter bunny likes to ride.
Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail: [after the tires on his Easter Eggs-press deflate from the weight of the ostrich egg] It's no use. I hate to admit it, but the hens are right. Without their eggs, I'm just another rabbit.::Owlbert: Looks like you're not doing too well, Picasso, and time is running out. Tomorrow is Easter, and you don't have a single egg.::Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail: I wish I could apologize to the hens, but - they probably won't even speak to me now!::Owlbert: Aw, I think if you tell them, they'll listen.
Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail: Thanks for all your help, everybody! I couldn't have done it without you. Well, I'd better get going! See you next year!
Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail: [nervously singing to the snake] I've got the perfect thing to take my place... how about a bowl of carrots - in your face!
Owlbert: I think what we've learned here today is that to make Easter special, it takes a lot of hard work from everybody. You can get more things done working together than working *against* each other! Now, if my watch is correct, Easter is less than 24 hours away! So, you'd better see just how good you all *can* work together, or there's gonna be some mighty disappointed children tomorrow!
Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail: [after he wobbles like crazy on the alligator's tongue and the eggs he tries to hold crack open to reveal baby alligators' heads] These are baby alligators! And this is no carpet, it's a tongue! And - those aren't fence posts, they're teeth! [wails as he barely escapes the mother alligator's teeth]
Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail: [staring in awe at the alligator eggs] Wow! Look at all those beautiful eggs! And they aren't snake eggs. [calls echo] Hello... Hello... Hmn, sounds like they're asleep inside this cave. I know, I'll take some eggs and leave a note explaining everything. Whoever lives here won't mind because I'm the Easter bunny and everybody loves me!
Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail: Ladies, you were right. Without your eggs, I'm just another - *cool* bunny. Oh, I'll admit I'm a great artist, but - without your eggs, there's no Easter.::Henrietta: No, Speedy, it's not our eggs that make Easter. It's *your* special way of painting them! And no one could deliver all those eggs except you!
Narrator: The Easter Bunny jumps in the Easter Eggspress and roars back to the chicken coop to tell the hens how much he needs them. Meanwhile, the hens are realizing they need the Easter Bunny just as much as he needs them.
Book of Love (1990)
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A friend delivers John Twiller greetings from a long gone high school girlfriend. This makes him open his school's yearbook - his "Book of Love" - and remember the old times, way back in 1956, when he was in his last year of high school and his family just moved to the town. He hung out with geeky Paul Kayne and tried to get the attention of Lily, who unfortunately was together with bully Angelo.
Keywords: 1950s, americana, automobile, based-on-novel, buddy, bully, bullying, coming-of-age, dance, drinking
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Taglines:
Guys need all the help they can get.
Some things never change.
Quotes:
Mr. Joe Twiller: You're trash, and your friends are trash.
Peanut: She wears a training bra.::Jack Twiller: Why? So she can learn to do tricks with her tits?
Jack Twiller: Crutch, the weirdest thing just happened to me. This, this girl offered me hot sex for a dollar.::Crutch Kane: Why didn't you come and get me?::Jack Twiller: Crutch, she was just like, nine years old.::Crutch Kane: So what? My cocker spaniel's only five.
Angelo Gabooch: Anybody touches my sister, I kick his slats in.
The Karate Kid, Part III (1989)
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Kreese, his life in tatters after his karate school was defeated by Daniel and Mr. Miyagi, visits Terry, a friend from Vietnam. Terry is a ruthless business man and a martial arts expert, and he vows to help Kreese take revenge on Daniel and Mr. Miyagi.
Keywords: 1980s, abseiling, action-hero, adult-actor-playing-teenage-boy, answering-machine-message, apology, applause, asian, attempted-revenge, barefoot
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First it was teacher to student. Then it was father to son. Now, it's man to man.
Quotes:
Mr. Kesuke Miyagi: If karate used defend honor, defend life, karate mean something. If karate used defend plastic metal trophy, karate no mean nothing.
Terry Silver: Look at this. Ten years ago, nuclear was the preferred waste. You could dump it anywhere! Now everybody's a detective. I'm lucky if I make one deal a YEAR without being indicted!
Terry Silver: Now the real pain begins, Danny-boy.
Terry Silver: I owe you, man.::John Kreese: You don't owe me anything.::Terry Silver: Oh bullshit. I don't owe you anything? What about Vietnam, huh? How many times did you save my ass?::John Kreese: I don't know. I lost count.
Daniel Larusso: Why do I have to do this with this thing?::Terry Silver: Because it's a part of the training. Because I'm teaching techniques that you don't have. Techniques you'll need to win the tournament. What, do you think you can rely on that crane crap? [does a phoney impression of it]::Daniel Larusso: Well, I did pretty well with it last time.::Terry Silver: Hey, wake up and smell the coffee, Mr. Larusso. Last time you weren't fighting this.::[shows him a picture of Mike Barnes]
Terry Silver: All right, all right, I've heard enough. I've made up my mind. This slope, what's his name - Miyagi - and that punk kid - I'm gonna get them for what they did to you. They made you suffer, so I'm gonna make them suffer... and suffer and suffer and when I think they've suffered enough, then I start with the pain.
Terry Silver: [to Mike Barnes before the match] Remember the game plan. First you win a point, then you lose a point. Keep the score at zero-zero. Pulverize him for the full three minutes. Then in sudden death you get the point, we win. I want him to experience pain. First he suffers.::John Kreese: Then he suffers some more.
Daniel Larusso: You know, this is the 80s, Mr. Miyagi. You can't be so damn passive!
Terry Silver: [at the climax of Daniel's training] Visualize: this is not a bunch of sticks and pipes anymore; this is not some pathetic mugger who needs a couple of dollars so he can eat. No! This is a deadly, hungry wrecking machine who wants to detatch your head from the rest of your body and mount it over his fireplace! [Daniel gashes his fist on the 2X4 with Mike Barnes' picture] It's blood. So what? Make believe it's HIS! This guy wants to BREAK you! HUMILIATE you! STOMP YOU INTO THE GROUND! NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?::Daniel Larusso: ...NAIL HIM!::Terry Silver: SHOW ME! DO IT! [Daniel breaks all three 2X4s] YES! You nailed him! You're ready!
Terry Silver: [watching Barnes fighting Daniel] I love it when he pounds him!
Provoked (1989)
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Taglines:
When enough IS enough
Quotes:
[after shooting an old lady on the stairs]::Slick: Next time take the elevator.
[interviewing a hostage's wife]::TV reporter: When do you think they'll kill your husband?
Machine Gun Joe: They don't call me Machine Gun Joe for nothing.
Terrorism expert: I'm afraid we Americans don't know how to be good hostages.
Tong hau goo si (1989)
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True Blood (1989)
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Ray Trueblood, member of a street gang, is framed by an enemy of a rival gang, Billy "Spider" Masters. Ray is accused of killing a cop and he has to escape leaving behind his little brother, Donny. Ten years later Ray returns to his neighborhood to take his brother with him, but things are worse than he could expect: his brother, now 18 years old, hates him and is a member of Billy Masters' gang. Furthermore, Billy Masters is looking for revenge and... the police is still after Ray for the murder of the police officer.
Keywords: brother, brother-brother-relationship, brunette, gang, independent-film
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Taglines:
On the streets blood is thicker than evil.
When you can't run from your past, you have to fight for your future.
Vice Academy (1989)
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Taglines:
Where Nice Girls Become Vice Girls
For A Good Time ...Call A Cop!
Force of the Ninja (1988)
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In the Arizona desert, during attack to military convoy, mercenaries keep young Kasuko, from the Japanese royal family, as a hostage. While the Yakuza tries to gather the money asked, her family asks for the help of a powerful ninja warrior, to free her.
Keywords: ambush, chop-socky, convoy, damsel-in-distress, duel, gunfight, hand-to-hand-combat, hero, hero-for-hire, hostage
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Cadillac Dreams (1988)
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Night Screams (1988)
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Somewhere in Wichita, Kansas, David is a potential college football star who's just won a four year scholarship to a (no doubt, nice posh) college somewhere in Oaklahoma. His mates decide to throw him a serious farewell party whilst his folks are out that night. Unfortunatley three uninvited guests secretly gatecrash these nightly celebrations, two are convicts who've fled from lockup, now hiding out somewhere in the homes cellar, while our third interloper is a mental patient escapee, with a connection to the party guests and notably David himself. Before long homicidal rage resurfaces in one of these trio leading to a carnage filled rampage.
Keywords: 80s-music, american-football, athlete, athletic-scholarship, axe-murder, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, beer, blood, blood-on-face
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Taglines:
In The Dark... No One Can See You Scream!
Tonight their screams will fall on dead ears
Quotes:
Beth: [Just before she's stabbed] You scared me!
Shrink: The patient has shown signs of violent behavior in the past but these have been brought under control... I no longer feel that social interaction will be harmful
D.B.: You look like you're having as much fun as shock therapy!
Dead Man Walking (1988)
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After Leila, his boss's daughter, is kidnapped by psychopathic plague victim Decker, chauffuer Chazz teams up with plague-infected mercenary Luger to penetrate the toxic & off-limits Plague Zone and bring her back alive.
Keywords: buried, chainsaw, electrocution, immolation, kidnapping, plague, post-apocalypse, russian-roulette, shot-in-the-forehead, strangulation
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Hot to Trot (1988)
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Fred P. Chaney receives as inheritance after the death of his mother a speaking horse that also has good knowledge about the stock-market. With the help of this horse Fred gains a lot at the stock-market of Chicago.
Keywords: horse, horse-actor, horse-racing, talking-animal
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Taglines:
"When I talk, you're going to laugh yourself hoarse."
The funniest talking horse movie ever!
Quotes:
Don the Horse: Whoa, padded elevators! Fred, you've really made it!
Fred P. Chaney: [about the atrium in his new apartment] What is this a little yard?
La Boomba (1988)
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Blade and Bertha are two big-breasted biker chicks. Muffy and Skip are two yuppie nerds who need a good lickin'. Clyde is a parole officer who would like a big bust or two under his belt. When their Volvo breaks down, Muffy and Skip find themselves on biker turf. The revenge of Blade, Bertha and the rest of the 38 DD gang is hot enough to blow the heads off any hard-tail. These rough rider babes leave no doubt about what they put between their legs for excitement.
Keywords: anal-rape, anal-sex, anilingus, bare-breasts, bartender, biker, biker-chick, biker-gang, breast-fondling, breast-sex
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Man on Fire (1987)
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Taglines:
For an ex-CIA agent, the job of bodyguard for a twelve-year old girl should have been a breeze...
Quotes:
[first lines]::Creasy: And so. That's how I ended. A stiff in a body bag.
[last lines]::Creasy: Hi, Sam.
[last title card]::Title Card: "Guys like us ain't got nobody in the world...... but not us, Lenny said." John Steinbeck "Of Mice and Men"
Masterblaster (1987)
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The national 'Gotcha' championship brings a variety of queer fellows together. A Vietnam veteran always looking for adventure, a female police officer with a trauma, because she once could not shoot in the right moment, a Japanese martial-arts master always looking for the opportunity to train his skills as well as some people who wish nothing more as to get the 50,000 dollars which await the winner. All in all it could be an exciting weekend, when suddenly the game becomes reality as someone is shooting live rounds.
Keywords: assassination, camping-in-wilderness, contest, forest, gotcha, independent-film, murder, paintball, soldier, survival
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Necropolis (1987)
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It's the Ghouls night out.
Demon of Paradise (1987)
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Hunters become the hunted when illegal dynamite disturbs the ageold slumber of a carnivorous lizardman. Resort owner Angela, joins forces with Sheriff Keefer to save tourists from the beast's path of death.
Keywords: airboat, american-flag, bare-breasts, bell-206-jet-ranger-helicopter, blood, car-overheating, cave, dynamite-fishing, explosion, female-nudity
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Taglines:
It waits underwater...to skin you alive!
Hunter's Blood (1986)
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Five "city boys" travel to the country to relax by doing some hunting, drinking Bud, and generally having good time. However, the local inbred backwoods psychos turn the hunters to be the hunted, and they need all the ammo and wits they have to get out of the woods alive.
Keywords: based-on-novel, blood, death, decapitation, forest, gore, hunter, independent-film, killer, ku-klux-klan
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Taglines:
Out there, no one hears you scream.
Quotes:
Red Beard: Posted signs don't mean buzzard shit. These woods belong to them that holds 'em!
Woody: Man, I'm gonna cut you deep!::Mason Rand: Why don't you do that? [challenging him]::Woody: I'm gonna make you cry! [lunges at him]
Snake: You know that there be Purty Boy's gun. Where'd you get that, huh?::David Rand: I found it... in the woods.::Snake: Well, I found this [produces a huge hunting knife] in my cousin Tull's body. And I figure you just [takes a swipe at David] know who it belong to!
Red Beard: Them boots is what I want first.::Mason Rand: Them boots is what you're not gonna get! [coming out of the shadows with his shotgun]
Ralph Coleman: Uh oh! Is that the killer weed with the roots from hell?
Wash Pot: [to David Rand] You go ahead and make your move, city boy! 'Cause I'm gonna make mine! [he begins to ravage Melanie]
One Eye: [referring to the poachers who escaped the game wardens] They're gonna kill your ass! [game warden pistol whips him] They're gonna gut you alive!::Brinkley: Throw down them guns!::Red Beard: Let 'em take us, boys. There's another way to skin a cat. [throws down his shotgun]
Red Beard: [to the game wardens] You ain't nervous? Just ten to twelve miles of timber between here and the road... and WE'RE ALL CHAINED UP! HA HA HA! [referring to the poachers' almost certain chances of escape]
Snake: Well, what I want to know is where they done hid the pussy?::One Eye: Maybe they's the breed what can't abide female poontang!::Purty Boy: Sure hope so! That un's the one I want! [points at Marty]
Ralph Coleman: Gentlemen, spoils of war! [he holds up a dirty jar of the poachers' moonshine]::Marty Adler: You're not actually going to drink that, are you?::Ralph Coleman: When a man needs a drink, he needs a drink! [he takes a hearty swig] Burned the hair off my tongue!
Baby Love (1986)
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Running Scared (1986)
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Danny and Ray are two street wise cops in Chicago. When they are almost killed on a case, they are forced to take a vacation by their captain. Key West offers a substantial change over frozen Chicago. They decide to quit and open a bar in Key West. Upon returning, they find that Julio, the drug dealer who nearly killed them has made bail and is trying to complete a giant drug deal. They decide to complete their case against Julio before quitting, but then begin being careful. Their effectiveness drops as they find they can't operate the way they did before if they don't have the edge of a long time commitment.
Keywords: airport, bar, baseball-cap, basketball, buddy, buddy-cop, car-chase, chase, chicago-illinois, director-also-cinematographer
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Two of Chicago's Finest?
They've got 30 days to clean up Chicago before they retire to paradise... Losing their police car, their suspect, and their pants is a real bad start!
They've got 30 days to clean up Chicago before they retire to Paradise... Losing their police car, their suspect and having their cover blown is a real bad start.
Quotes:
Ray Hughes: [Chasing Snake up several flights of stairs] How come these losers never live on the ground floor?
Danny Costanzo: Let's bust 'em.::Ray Hughes: For what?::Danny Costanzo: In this neighborhood, a Mercedes is probable cause.
Danny Costanzo: I'm calling for some backup.::Ray Hughes: Backup?::Danny Costanzo: Everyone else does!
Danny Costanzo: Look, Snake. From here, the angle of trajectory - Oh, great. Look who I'm talking to. Mr. S.A.T.'s.
Danny Costanzo: Thanks to us, there's twelve guys with machine guns in there.::Ray Hughes: You're right. We better both go.
Ray Hughes: Pointing a gun at a police officer. Can we waste them for that?::Danny Costanzo: I think so.
Danny Costanzo: [driving their car on the L tracks] Try not to scrape the third rail, OK? There's about 600 volts in there.::Ray Hughes: It's not the voltage that gets you. It's the amps.
Danny Costanzo: [on car phone, in strange voice] Detective Sigliano? Hi, my name is Pinky, and I used to inform for Hughes and Costanzo but they don' pay me no mo'... Oh, no! You see, I'm watching the new "Jeopardy!" and a man just lost a Bible question because he did not know what Deuteronomy wa-as... Anyway, I want you guys to get Gonzalez and show up Hughes and Costanzo 'cause they don' pay me no mo', 'n I'm ma-ad!
Danny Costanzo: [as a trash compactor is about to crush their car, with Danny and Ray inside] Oh, sure. Nag at me! Nagging's good! You still owe me ten bucks and I never said anything!::Ray Hughes: You want it now?::Danny Costanzo: YEAH, I WANT IT NOW!
Danny Costanzo: Excuse me, we're from Noisebusters. Do you know where the Menudo concert is?
Kiraathakudu (1986)
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La ciudad y los perros (1985)
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Four angry cadets have formed an inner circle in an attempt to beat the system and ward off the boredom and stifling confinement of the military academy, set off a chain of events that starts with a theft and leads to murder.
Keywords: army, aunt-niece-relationship, bandage, barracks, based-on-book, bathroom, beating, belt, breaking-and-entering, brick
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Quotes:
Lt. Gamboa: Why are you staring at me cadet? You want my picture on my bare ass or what?
Heated Vengeance (1985)
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Lt. Hoffman thought the Vietnam war was over. He was wrong.
Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) (1985)
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Hell Riders (1984)
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First Time at Cherry High (1984)
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Canicule (1984)
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A fugitive on the run from the law and carrying several million dollars hides out in the house of a farm family. The tables turn when the family turns out to be even more criminally oriented than he is, and begins to terrorize him instead of the other way around.
Keywords: bare-breasts, bare-butt, based-on-novel, child-nudity, dead-woman-with-eyes-open, erotica, farm, france, fugitive, gun
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A vicious slice of prime cut action! [Video Australia]
A raging battle between evil and evil... [Video Australia]
Killpoint (1984)
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...street violence out of control.
Body Rock (1984)
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Chilly D is a young man in New York who just lives for the thrill of rapping and breakdancing with his gang, the Body Rocks. One night after performing in a club with his friends, Chilly gets an offer to perform at a high-class nightspot with a chance at becoming a star. He grabs the opportunity and soon he's on top of the world. Surrounded by all the trappings of his new-found fame, however, Chilly loses touch with the people and lifestyle that made him what he is. Will he turn his back forever on his past, or remain true to his roots?
Keywords: breakdance, dance, independent-film
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Birdy (1984)
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Two friends arrive back from Vietnam, scarred in different ways. One has physical injuries, the other has mental problems that make him yearn to be a bird, a subject he has always been fascinated with.
Keywords: 1960s, atlantic-city-new-jersey, auto-repair, aviary, bandaged-face, baseball, based-on-novel, bathtub, best-friend, binoculars
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Taglines:
A soaring experience unlike anything you've ever seen before.
Quotes:
[reaction to Al extolling the female breast]::Birdy: They're just like on a cow, but in a more stupid place.
[about his psychiatrist]::Sergeant Al Columbato: I don't trust the guy. Everything's too interesting to him.
Birdy: You ever wondered what our lives down here must look like to a bird?
Birdy: Al, sometimes you're so full of shit.
[last lines]::Birdy: [to a surprised Al, who was expecting to see Birdy dead] What?
Chinese Boxes (1984)
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No friends left alive. No passport. No way out.
The First Turn-On!! (1983)
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IT'S ALWAYS THE GREATEST...AND THE WILDEST !
Can you handle yours when it comes..?
What more can we say? [Australia Theatrical]
"Can you think of a better reason for going to summer camp?"
Is always the best!
Quotes:
Johnny the Maniac: Zingo!
Golgo 13 (1983)
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Indestructible to his enemies and irrestible to women, the professional assassin codenamed GOLGO 13 is shrouded in mystery and anonymity. If you're on his hit list your already dead. Always hired on his reputation alone, GOLGO 13 never breaks a contract. But can he survive the combine forces of the FBI, CIA, The Pentagon and the U.S. Army? Has the nameless agent finally met his match against the superhuman powers of the Snake and the twin evils of the psychopathic mercenaries, Gold and Silver?
Keywords: accident, action-hero, action-noir, aerial-shot, affair, airplane, airport, ambush, american-abroad, anger
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Taglines:
He shoots...he scores...he'll blow you away!
Quotes:
Cindy: [Cindy is about to have sex with Golgo 13] This is my first time... with an Asian.
Golgo 13: I'll take the job.
Leonard Dawson: Silver and Gold, finish it off. I want him dead and I want him dead now!
Leonard Dawson: No one says no to Leonard Dawson!
F. Garvin: Mr. Dawson, the FBI has always been at your complete disposal and...::Leonard Dawson: You call that complete? Go comb the federal prison, but get me someone to finish him off.::F. Garvin: Federal Prison? What do you mean by that?::Leonard Dawson: Garvin, you're far too smart to be this stupid
The Sophisticated Gents (1981)
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Based on the book "The Junior Bachelor Society" brings together nine members of a 25-year reunion of an all black athletic social club to honnor their former coach which is marred by a murder investigation involving one of the gents.
Keywords: based-on-novel
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Honeysuckle Rose (1980)
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For 20 years he's been singing to the country. But he never figured he'd be living his own love songs.
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[Lily is on her first tour with Buck's band]::Bo: Anybody on this bus got a college education?::Lily Ramsey: I do; just graduated in June.::Bo: Good. Then you can get up and get us a beer.
The Little Prince (1979)
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Star Virgin (1979)
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From a far, far, far away galaxy comes a beautiful Space Virgin who is apparently the last of her species. Born in a test-tube in the outreaches of the universe, this star struck cutie's sexual desires are a complete mystery to her. In desperation, our lonely space vixen turns to her trusty robot to explain the facts of life. Through a series of vignettes, the robot shows Star Virgin all about carnal life on the planet earth.
Keywords: 69-sex-position, anal-sex, banana, body-oil, camp, campy, cheerleader, dildo, dracula, ejaculation
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Taglines:
Featuring Seven Beauties From The Pages of Hustler and Chic
An Orgasmic Explosion
Puff the Magic Dragon in the Land of the Living Lies (1979)
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Sandy is a little girl with a penchant for whoppers. However, when her lies start go so far as to implicate the innocent for her own misdeeds, Puff decides to step in. Using his magic, Puff takes Sandy to the Land of Living Lies where everyone tells the most ridiculous lies and honesty is persecuted. Only when Sandy realizes the need for honesty can she help Puff escape this insane world.
Keywords: ball-and-chain, baron, baseball, betrayal, birthday, blame, book, breaking-the-fourth-wall, broken-lamp, bucket
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Sandy: Puff, look!::Puff: That is the famous purple cow that no one has ever seen.::Sandy: And the pink elephant?::Puff: That some see too often.
Sandy: Who's that?::Puff: Kilroy. Always was there, and never was anywhere.
Prosecuting Attorney: Little girl, isn't it true you zipped the zapper when you snipped the snoo?::Sandy: I can't understand him.::Puff: Because he's the prosecuting attorney: a genuine flim-flam.::Prosecuting Attorney: And furthermore, you frightened the flip by frying the frisbee. Uh-huh, and therefore I put to case that all the while the fluster flittered, your velocipede matriculated. DIDN'T YOU?
Puff: [eating homework] Arithmatic. Ketchup goes well with lower mathematics.
Sandy: Where are we?::Puff: Oh, a long way from your house, I'm sure.
Puff: Don't you think it's odd that I, a dragon, should eat homework for lunch? Of course it's odd, for it never happened. It was a falsehood, a canard, a prevarication. Oh, why beat about the bush. It was a simple lie told by a little girl named Sandy.
Sandy: [scornfully of the ficticious specimens] Oh, those are silly lies.::Puff: No, those are *fanciful* lies. And harmless fantasy's OK. And it's fun, too. I mean, I'm part-fantasy.
The Pussycat Ranch (1978)
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Taglines:
There's something dirty going on at...
There's something dirty going on at... Pussycat Ranch
Shemp Eats the Moon (1978)
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Pelvis (1977)
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Taglines:
All his girls wear togas or they wear nothing at all
WHERE WHAT GOES ON USUALLY COMES OFF!
High Comedy
Not to be confused with any person, living, dead, or immortalized.
Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas (1977)
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Emmet Otter and his Ma are dirt-poor, but very happy and good singers. But as Christmas is around the corner, both of them want to get something special for each other. And the talent show prize is $50! So, Ma gets a song ready, and Emmet forms a jug-band with his friends. But the Riverbottom Gang, a bunch of rich kids with killer electric band equipment are going to be tough competition.
Keywords: anthropomorphism, based-on-book, battle-of-the-bands, character-name-in-title, christmas, family-relationships, jug-band, otter, puppet, surrealism
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Taglines:
It's a Toe-Tapping Christmas in Frogtown Hollow!
A Merry Musical Treat For The Whole Family!
Quotes:
Chuck: Look at the birds up in the tree.::Harvey: We're not birds, we're a jug band!
Wild Man (1977)
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Abar, the First Black Superman (1977)
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What It Was ... What It Is ... What It Ought To Be!
He asked for Equality, he witnessed injustice. He knew Wisdom ... he got Revenge!
Special Delivery (1976)
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A gang of thieves plan a daring bank robbery, making their escape across the rooftops of Los Angeles. The police are quickly called in, however, and only one of the robbers, Murdock, makes a clean getaway. Unfortunately, in order to do so, he is forced to dump the stolen cash into a mailbox, which he then finds is locked until midnight, forcing him to wait until the mailman makes his late night pickup. As he waits, he discovers that his hiding place has been observed by several other people, all of whom want a share of the loot.
Keywords: 1970s, artist, bank-robbery, bartender, caper-comedy, cruise-ship, independent-film, mailbox, money, on-the-run
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Taglines:
He's Six Feet Six Inches of Dynamite. She's Crazy. Absolutely Crazy.
Una donna chiamata Apache (1976)
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Velvet Smooth (1976)
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Tall, Lean and Mean!
She's smooth as velvet...
Crazy Mama (1975)
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Jonathan Demme directs this joyous unrelentlessly kitchy celebration of 50's America: opportunity, rock'n'roll, and the road. He follows three generations of women and the men they pick up, for a crime spree from California to the old family homestead in Arkansas.
Keywords: 1950s, arkansas, bank-robbery, car-chase, cross-country, dirt-bike, family-relationships, foreclosure, goodyear-blimp, independent-film
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In 1957 Cheryl Drove Her Mom's Chevy on a Heavy Date: Got Knocked Up, Knocked Over a Bank, Smashed Four Police Cars, and Kidnapped Her Stepfather. It Was a Crazy Year!
They shot her father, killed off her man, stole her land. She became the ... [video cover]
The Little Prince (1974)
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Based on the story by Antoine de Saint-Exupery, this magical musical fable begins as a pilot makes a forced landing on the barren Sahara Desert. He is befriended by a "little" prince from the planet Asteroid B-612. In the days that follow, the pilot learns of the small boy's history and planet-hopping journeys in which he met a King, a businessman, an historian, and a general. It isn't until he comes to Earth that the Little Prince learns the secrets of the importance of life from a Fox, a Snake, and the pilot.
Keywords: asteroid, aviation, based-on-novel, character-name-in-title, dance, death, desert, drawing, flower, fox
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The Snake: One sting and you'll be singing as your soul ascends.
The Pilot: Over the years, I came to know a great many grownups. My opinion of them never improved. In time, I stopped showing my drawing, and never again mentioned boa constrictors, elephants, or stars - instead, I would talk about golf, money, politics, and neckties, and everyone was pleased to have met such a sensible man.
The Fox: It's only with the heart that one can see clearly. What's essential, is invisible to the eye.
[the pilot has drawn him a picture]::The little prince: Oh no, I don't want an elephant inside a boa constrictor. Boa constrictors are dangerous and an elephant is very cumbersome. Where I come from, everything is very small. Will you draw me a sheep?
The Fox: Because you wasted so much time on me, you made me feel very important.
The little prince: It's not a matter of yes Prince to you is it?
The little prince: Somewhere my flowers up there. It's a flower and in one moment all the stars will go dark.
The Black Six (1973)
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A black high school student is caught dating a white girl by the girl's brother. He and his biker gang beat the boy to death. The boy's brother, who is a member of a black biker gang, hears about it and comes to town to avenge his brother's death.
Keywords: african-american, biker-gang, blaxploitation, independent-film, number-in-title, vietnam
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Taglines:
See the 6 biggest, baddest and best waste 150 motorcycle dudes!
Six Times Tougher Than 'Shaft'! Six Times Rougher Than 'Superfly'!
Quotes:
Unknown: [Opening theme] Years spent fighting in that phantom war Never knew what we were fighting for Guess there ain't much more than we can risk Got to make up time for what we missed! Don't go telling us the same old lies Can't you see the anger in our eyes Litghten up Jack, we don't need no fight But if you mess with us, we'll waste ya, Ain't that right!
Postman: Just saw that bunch of Negros drive out of here. Is everything all right?::Mrs. Perkins: Of course. Why?::Postman: Well, I thought I'd better check and make sure. You know how "they" are!::Mrs. Perkins: Yes. [Looks at the work completed by the Black Six] I know how "they" are. [Smiles, and nods approvingly]
Bubba Daniels: There ain't no tomorrow, just right now. We got our bikes, we get $150 a month from Uncle Sam, but mostly of all, we ain't got no hassles. Got the open road, country air, and the wind. But most of all, no hassles.
[repeated Line]::Kevin Washington: Peace and Love, brother, Peace and Love.
Cleopatra Jones (1973)
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Cleopatra Jones is a United States Special Agent assigned to crack down on drug-trafficking in the U.S. and abroad. After she burns a Turkish poppy field, the notorious drug-lord Mommy is furious at the loss of her supply and vows to destroy Cleopatra Jones. Mommy uses her connections with bad cops on the force to cause trouble for Cleopatra's friends and set her up for an attack. Meanwhile, Mommy is having trouble with some of her pushers, like the renegade Doodlebug.
Keywords: african-american, aviation, blaxploitation, boneyard, brother-sister-relationship, camel, character-name-in-title, chase, chevrolet-corvette, crooked-cop
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Taglines:
She's "Ten Miles of Bad Road" For Every Hood in Town!
6 feet 2" and all of it Dynamite!
Cleo teaches drug traffickers the meaning of saying no!
Quotes:
Doodlebug: See you around, Super Honkie!
Doodlebug: Hair's like a woman. You treat it good and it treats you good. Ain't that right honey? You hear what I'm saying? Yeah, you got to hold it, caress it, and love it. And if your hair gets out of line you take a scissor and say, "Hair I'm going to cut you."
Snake: Shit! What's wrong with you woman? Why can't you just open a door like a normal person?
Evil Roy Slade (1972)
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Evil Roy Slade, the meanest villain the West has known, meets a beautiful young woman who persuades him to change careers from train robber to family man. He is pursued by Marshal Bing Bell, while a helpful psychologist teaches him to live without weapons.
Keywords: campy, character-name-in-title, cult-film, gag-humor, goofball, gunfight, gunfighter, made-for-television, marshal, midget
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Taglines:
He's the Most Wanted and the Most Hilarious Outlaw in the West.
Quotes:
Evil Roy Slade: I can't read, you dumb love of my life!
Evil Roy Slade: Hideout.::Doctor Delp: Wanted.::Evil Roy Slade: Poster.::Doctor Delp: Bear.::Evil Roy Slade: Teddy.::Doctor Delp: What?::Evil Roy Slade: Nothin'. Next question.::Doctor Delp: What did you SAY?::Evil Roy Slade: I didn't say nothin'!
Evil Roy Slade: I learned a valuable lesson today. Never trust a pretty girl, or a lonely midget.
Evil Roy Slade: [after making a deposit] Uh, I changed my mind. Give me my money back. In fact...::[pulls out a gun]::Evil Roy Slade: Give me *everybody's* money back!
Flossie: [Roy is breaking up the gang] Roy, you aren't going to leave me alone are you? I love you.::Evil Roy Slade: [pause] Alright, who wants Flossie?
Evil Roy Slade: You know what nice is? Suppose there was a whole herd of dead cattle, dropped dead on the field, just for you. That's what nice is.'
Doctor Delp: It's part of a science called "phrenology".::Evil Roy Slade: What's "science"?
Evil Roy Slade: I ain't giving up. I've worked hard, it took me years to work my way to the bottom.
Preacher: I have kings with an ace!::Evil Roy Slade: I have threes with a gun.::Preacher: You win!
Nelson Stool: I learned two valuble lessons today: never trust a dumb nephew or a... slobbering bulldog.
The Dirt Gang (1972)
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God Help The Fuzz that flashes a badge on the Dirt Gang!
He'll get a face full of bloody tread marks and a 250 lb. dirt bike right where he doesn't need it.
They Put Evil On Wheels And Gave The Devil His First Bike Ride!
Captain Apache (1971)
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Taglines:
They Trailed Him...Tailed Him...Tried to Nail Him...NO WAY!!!
Quotes:
Capt. Apache: I don't suppose you remember the combination?::Griffin: I never had a head for figures.
Capt. Apache: It's the spirit that dances, not the man - Indian proverb.
Griffin: Why do you always insult people who might kill you?::Capt. Apache: I like to see a man enjoy his work.
Griffin: You're at the wrong table, Captain... and the wrong hotel and the wrong town. And you might even be in the wrong line of business.
Capt. Apache: I don't fight with freaks.
The Hellcats (1968)
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A soldier comes back from the war and goes undercover to avenge the death of his cop brother. His link to the murder is the fiancée of his brother, who wants vengeance too, and knows he was an infiltrated cop with a drug-dealing biker gang, the Hellcats, who are employed by the mob to move the drugs from Mexico to the USA. The two would-be avengers infiltrate the Hellcats, the girl is abducted, and now it's the retired soldier against all the bad guys.
Keywords: alcohol, arm-wrestling, backwards-hug, biker, biker-gang, biker-women, brother, car-chase, cemetery, chain
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Motorcycle mamas on a highway to Hell!
Leather on the outside... All woman on the inside!
The cycle-gang gals... scratching... clawing any guy who gets in their way!
The School for Scandal (1959)
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Skandalskolan (1958)
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Anna and the King of Siam (1946)
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In 1862, young English widow Anna Owens accepts the job of teaching the royal children of Siam. On her arrival in Bangkok, culture clash is immediate. The king respects Anna for standing up to him, though this appalls his courtiers. In due course, she becomes the king's confidant and diplomatic advisor; their relationship endures through many trials.
Keywords: 1860s, 19th-century, bangkok-thailand, based-on-book, based-on-novel, character-name-in-title, children, forbidden-love, king, monarchy
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Quotes:
Kralahome: [the Kralahome has just arrived to tell King Mongkut of the loss of Cambodia. Anna, meanwhile, continues to press the King about the issue of a private residence, to the point where even the King's staff members are singing "Home, Sweet Home"] Your Majesty! It has begun, Toongramon. We've lost Cambodia. Our governor of Cambodia has made a treaty with the French government. They have recognized Cambodia as independent of Siam, placed it under their "protection," and this governor of ours still protests his loyalty to Your Majesty.::King Mongkut: So, a camel's nose is in the tent. The partition of Siam, it has begun.::Kralahome: For a long time, we've said this hour must come. Now it is no longer talk. It is upon us. What do we do?::King Mongkut: Nothing. We shall do nothing whatever in this matter... because there is nothing we can do.::Kralahome: Your father took such a man once and burned out both his eyes, hung him in the sun in a cage over cool running water, until he went mad.::King Mongkut: [Heartbroken, yes resigned] We have not the right to waste ourselves on something which cannnot be changed. We shall save what strength and cunning we may have to hold together what is left of Siam. And if we cannot save all that is left, we shall save what we can.::Kralahome: [after a long pause] Tell me something Toongramon. A long time ago, I came to you and asked you to leave a life of peace, and to be King. If I could ask you now to make that choice, what would your answer be? Think well before you answer that. Think what this can mean to you.::King Mongkut: You feel great responsibility for me, don't you, Chow Koon?::Kralahome: You might still be living peacefully at the monastery if I had not persuaded you. Perhaps it is not too late to return. Think well on that. The monastery instead of this place, where you have only enemies and danger. Well, you know this is not the end. The ships of Europe will crowd thicker on our seas, greedy for conquest. They have the power... and the cunning. They know how to set your nobles against you, how to buy and threaten them. How can you hope to hold Siam together against enemies without and within? All that it can mean to you is that, in the end, you will die in a lost cause. [pause] I have done you a sorry service to have brought you to this moment.::King Mongkut: [after a moment] I think you take too much credit on yourself, Chow Koon. There is a man born for every task, and I was born for this one. Remember, I was prince before I was monk. Let me ask you, if you were in my place, what would your answer be? [Long pause. He cannot answer] Then give me as much credit as you allow yourself, my friend.::Kralahome: If only we had more time.::King Mongkut: [Court musician can be heard playing "Home, Sweet Home" outside the King's window] She's got someone else at it.::Kralahome: She?::King Mongkut: That woman and her house! [Calls to court musician] Stop it! [Music stops] Take a lesson from her, my friend, and you'll never give up on anything. Give her a house.::Kralahome: But...::King Mongkut: Give her a house! If she was meant to be a sign to us, she deserves a reward. [Really angry now] And if she wasn't, well, give her a house anyway, before she drives me out of my mind!
Anna Owens: [Anna, thinking the king is a barbarian, is about to leave. The Kralahome has had her brought to his office at night to reason with her. She is outraged] How dare you treat me in this manner. I demand an explanation, and I warn you...::Kralahome: [Calmly] Be quiet, sir.::Anna Owens: ...that I'm a British subject.::Kralahome: That is nor reason you are safe. I could have you killed if that would serve my purpose. Such things are simple here. [Walks across room] Sir, did you enjoy your triumph about your house? Because you shall now enjoy greater triumph. I have something to ask of you. Not demand, but ask. It is that you shall Stay in Siam. You may enjoy yourself if you like, sir::Anna Owens: No matter what you ask, I wouldn't do it.::Kralahome: If you do not stay in Siam, where will you go?::Anna Owens: I don't know.::Kralahome: Have you other place to put your life?::Anna Owens: What has that to do with you?::Kralahome: Have you, sir?::Anna Owens: Please stop calling me "sir"!::Kralahome: [emphatically] I call you sir so you will not be lowly like a woman, but you continue to talk like a woman, I no longer call you sir. You think now you are nothing here, but that could be different.::Anna Owens: How could it be, so long as the king can change his mind from one day to another?::Kralahome: The king is not ordinary man.::Anna Owens: Indeed he isn't.::Kralahome: He is lonely man.::Anna Owens: Lonely!::Kralahome: Mem, I have watched you. I think there is need here for you. I think you know what is truth about many things, and I know you have the courage to speak it. The king has no one near him like you. He has many wives, but they cannot help him. You can speak with him as a woman where they cannot. And he will listen to you, because he will know you do not seek something for yourself.::Anna Owens: Indeed, I wouldn't. Least of all the chance to revolve around him. He doesn't need help.::Kralahome: Mem, why you not see? Why? He is two men! One part of him is king, like his father was. Other part tries to be man of new world, scientific man who desires to learn all modern things to save his country. But greedy men of Europe are at our door. They say Siam is barbaric land, and so must be ruled by them. So king must learn all modern things now. He tries work too big for any man, with no one to help. His own people are his enemies. They do not want change. [thoughtfully] And sometimes inside himself is enemy that cannot change. Oh, mem, are you blind? Have you no eyes to see? He does not live coldly with mind as I do. But with heart. With heart, mem, as king must, and so is torn in two within himself. And to whom can he turn? Whom can he trust? He is very lonely man, and very strange man. Yet, for him, I would die.::Anna Owens: [after a long pause] I'm... I'm afraid I haven't been very understanding.::Kralahome: Mem, I cannot promise that it will ever be easy for you. We have proverb here: "Go up by land, and you meet tiger. Go down by water, and you meet crocodile." But for you, it will be place to put your life.
Jungle Book (1942)
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Teenaged Mowgli, who was raised by wolves, appears in a village in India and is adopted by Messua. Mowgli learns human language and some human ways quickly, though keeping jungle ideas. Influential Merchant Buldeo is bigoted against 'beasts' including Mowgli; not so Buldeo's pretty daughter, whom Mowgli takes on a jungle tour where they find a treasure, setting the evil of human greed in motion.
Keywords: animal, animal-human-communication, asian-indian, avarice, baby, barber, barber-shop, bare-chested-male, barking, based-on-novel
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I'll show you the mysteries--the wonders of the jungle's savage heart!
Muss 'em Up (1936)
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Famous private detective Tip O'Neil is summoned by telegram to the estate of old friend Paul Harding, but finds the telegram was sent by Paul's attractive secretary, Amy Hutchins. Paul admits his dog was shot by extortionists to show they mean business, and shows Tip some threatening notes they sent. That night, Paul's ward, Corinne, is kidnapped by two gangsters and her driver is found dead the next morning. The kidnappers contact Tip demanding $200,000, which is delivered according to instructions. Awaiting the return of Corrine, Tip learns her fiancé, Gene Leland, is an ex-convict, and he also investigates why a thug, Maratti, was found prowling around the grounds, and why Paul's brother-in-law, Jim Glenray, was seen leaving the estate late the night before. And when the chauffeur is murdered with Amy's gun as he was about to confess some complicity, Tip has to piece together various clues to pinpoint the culprits.
Keywords: based-on-novel, car-accident, conspiracy, detective, gambler, guardian, kidnapping, murder, thief, ward
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Cyclone of the Saddle (1935)
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The Army sends Andy Thomas posing as a renegade to find out who has been harassing the wagon trains. He joins a wagon train and soon learns Cherokee and Snake are the ones he is after. But Cherokee and Snake then kill two Indians and blame the settlers from the wagon train and Andy finds the Indians about to attack.
Keywords: wagon-train
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Found Alive (1933)
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Lure of savage love!
Vater werden ist nicht schwer... (1926)
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The School for Scandal (1923)
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The Half Breed (1922)
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The School for Scandal (1914)
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The Snake (1913)
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The Tenderfoot Sheriff (1913)
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Broncho Billy's Promise (1912)
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i wanna see you move your body like a snake yeah
eh yo can y'all hear me out there aiight, now this is what i wanna see
i wanna see all of the ladies line up right here now
move your body like a snake ma, like that,
shake it 'til it wanna break ma , like that,
don't hold back let it go na' , like that,
let your money make a jump na', like that,
let me see you go low na, like that,
then bring it up and let it roll na' like that,
i love the way you work your chocha, like that,
you make me wanna get to know ya, like that.
luvin the way you move so sexy
mama you're bringin' me to my knees
hands in the air like you came to party
shakin that ass makin' the whole club freeze
get down
get down
girl I wanna dance with you baby no doubt
get down
get down
baby we can get together turn this party out.
(Like two Gorillas in a jungle makin' love)
Poppin' it like a string on a guitar
superstar you know who you are
body smokin' like a cuban cigar
girl you're the mama and i'm the dada
the way you're freakin' it it so ya ya
wil'in out in the back 'o my car
girl you got me screamin' fiesta
body language sayin' whatevah
get down
get down
love the way you put that thing on me no doubt
get down get down,
baby we can get together turn this party out.
(ya'll ain't gotta go home but ya gotta get the hell up outta here)
3 oclock we in the hotel lobby
after party in my penthouse suite
lookin' for a fly shorty to meet
girl like a .... let me see ya freak
the way you're freakin' it is so ya ya
wil'in out in the back 'o my car
girl you got me screamin' fiesta
body language sayin' whatevah
get down
get down
love the way you put that thing on me no doubt
get down
get down,
baby we can get together turn this party out.
(shorty, uh oh)
i be's wit' ball playas of all sports balla's and playas of all sorts some of ya'll wanna be playas and ballas in all courts
ok lets play rob scooped me up form midway in a bentley now bubble in the club with wild women thats orderin' beers here's
the hot tub
for miles women
you're one in a bill-y-on
body mean like serena williams
french pedicure wax brazill-y-an
i'm lovin' the way you're movin' erotic exotic sexy kittens sippin' hypnotic spotted you shakin it fast
earthquaking that ass in denim
and from the beginnin' wanted to taste your venom
get down
get down
only one night in town so r you comin'cuz baby i got plans
get down
get down
you snake you crawled between my legs
said want it all it's yours you bet
I'll make you queen of everything
no need for god no need for him
just take my hand you'll be my bride
just take that fruit put it inside
you snake you dog you fake you liar
I've burned my hands I'm in the fire
you salty dog you filthy liar
my heart it aches I'm in the fire
you snake I ate a true belief
good lord your fruit's inside of me
oh Adam please you must believe
that snake put it in front of me
that snake put it in front of me
I'm the path of least resistance
I'm a highway wide and clear
I'm the French bread in the desert
That you'll eat when death is near
I'm a snake (I stand tall)
Snake (Watch me crawl)
Put me on a pedestal
Put me on a pulpit
Slither, slither, slither, slither
I can be a victim
I can be a culprit
Slither, slither, slither, slither
I'm a snake (I stand tall)
Snake (When I crawl)
I won't break (When you fall)
Snake (Up against the wall)
I can be a president
I can be a pawn
Slither, slither, slither, slither
I'm crawling in your TV
Crawling on your lawn
Slither, slither, slither, slither
I'm crawling up your bedpost
Crawling thru your door
Slither, slither, slither, slither
I'm crawling out your bookcase
And right across the floor
Slither, slither, slither, slither
I'm the water in the desert
That you knew was a mirage
I'm the fake gem in the pawn shop
That you hocked and then re-bought
I'm the talent that you buried
And lost interest in and on
I'm the life that you made sport of
Dropped the ball and then you run
I'm a snake (I stand tall)
Snake (Watch me crawl)
I won't break (When you fall)
Snake (Up against the wall)
I'm crawling when you're happy
Crawling when you're sad
Slither, slither, slither, slither
I'm crawling up your mother
And I'm crawling down your dad
Slither, slither, slither, slither
I'm crawling on your lovers
And I'm crawling on your friends
Slither, slither, slither, slither
I'm crawling everywhere
'Cuz my crawling never ends
Slither, slither, slither, slither
I'm crawling, crawling, crawling, crawling
Slither, slither, slither, slither
I'm crawling, crawling, crawling, crawling
Slither, slither, slither, slither
When you walk into a room
like you've been eating all your life out some silver spoon
and your life sucking all of your shit
like you are so damn sure everybody is fighting in to win
and you are shy as you can be
and you don't want nothing unless is coming for free
you're disrespect got me seeing red
and you won't quit ...my arms... chop off your head
like a snake in the grass
when you take you don't ask
think you get it over on me
listen up
snaaake
snaaake
listen i.i've seen your kind
is with some pretty little words around confuse their minds
now listen up I know you well
and I sure I don't need the kind of joke you're trying to sell
like a snake in the grass
well you take you don't ask
and you think you get it over on me
listen
you're a snake in the grass
well you take you don't ask
think you get it over on me
check it out
snaaake
ouuu!
now you're snake in the grass
when you take you don't ask
think you get it over on me
listen
you're a snake in the grass
and you take you don't ask
you think you get it over on me
you kiss my ass
snaaake
snaaake
Wha Wha Wha
You a one man bitch
Go ahead and make that switch
I got to love my shit
You hoes man got that itch
Move up too number two bitch
Suck a rich niggas dick
If you like it than lick it
If you love it dont quit
Yo I bet it tastes better
Let me splash on your sweater
You need a nigga that let a
Shed um out with the bezzele
I'm talkin the Sean Jean
Yo Teresa and Shirley
Say...all ya'll hoes come down
To the big dick party
Say...Lisa Slim
Little pretty ass Kim
Im hollerin at you you you
That bitch and them
I've been takin ginseng
Swing a big ding-a-ling
I've gotta medalian for my dick
Cause my dick bling bling
I heard you suck a beach ball
through a hose pipe
I heard you also eat nuts
till the early light
I heard you like to be tossed
flossed threw down and kicked
Well you fuckin with the right nigga
old couchie-ass bitch
I know you wish you could find a
Nigga with a dick like an Anaconda
I know you wish you could know a
Nigga with a dick like a big Cobra
I know you wish you could go home
To a nigga with a dick like a Python
I know you wish you could get a date
With a nigga with a dick like a Rattlesnake
I got this bitch in the back of my ride
I ask this hoe when she want my suprise
A big dick like a cucumber in the eye
You know that hoe still took that prize
I asked her had she been fucked inside of a Hummer
She say no...but I suck dick like a plummer
Draino swallowin everything I can fool
I like rockin ice and playin with these hoes
But sometimes these hoes will make punch um in they nose
Squirt um on they shirt cause she wouldnt swallow what I
Burst Curst the bitch out her teeth were in the way
Stupid bitch that bullshit hurts
I've been treatin' these hoes this way since the first
Slap on they ass
Hit um from the back where it hurts
Putting in work I done done my dirt
Im a dogg ass nigga
Never put these hoes first
See I like these hoes
Like these hoes then I leave them
Then let some old bitch made ass nigga retrieve um
I could turn a dike bitch back straight
Then worry these hoes till they lose hair, money, and weight
Say there Daddy
I'm comin to a neighborhood look near you
Y'all niggas lock up ya'll bitches, bras, and boobs
Youngsters gonna suck my pickle till I'm old and wrinkled
I'm a go all till a a whole a ain't nothin' but a tinkle tinkle
Now some of these hoes like to be fucked in the ass
Some of these hoes wont let you touch they ass
Some of these hoes like to be fucked fast
Some of these hoes know they need to be treated bad
Some of these hoes need to be kicked in they ass
Some of these hoes been gettin they old man stash
Some I play bad
Fuck other nigga hoes fast
And if your bitch holler
I put that dick on they ass
9 times out of 10
She suck a dick when I blast
You snake
You crawled
Between
My legs
Said "Want
It all?
It's yours
You bet
I'll make
You queen
Of everything
No need
For God
No need
For him
Just take
My hand
You'll be
My bride
Just take
That fruit
Put it
Inside"
You snake
You dog
You fake
You liar
I've burned
my hands
I'm in
the fire
Awooooooh....oooooooohhhh
You salty dog
You filthy liar
My heart
It aches
I'm in
The fire
You snake (You snake)
I ate (I ate)
A true (A true)
Belief (Belief)
Good Lord (Good Lord)
That fruit's (That's fruit's)
Inside (Inside)
Of me (Of me)
Oh Adam (Oh Ad-)
Please (-am please)
You must (You must)
Believe (Believe)
That snake (That snake)
Put it (Put it)
In front (In front)
Of me (Of me)
That snake
Put it
In front
Of me
In front
Of me
You snake
You crawled
Between
My legs
Said ";Want
It all?
It's yours
You bet
I'll make
You queen
Of everything
No need
For God
No need
For him
Just take
My hand
You'll be
My bride
Just take
That fruit
Put it
Inside";
You snake
You dog
You fake
You liar
I've burned
my hands
I'm in
the fire
Awooooooh....oooooooohhhh
You salty dog
You filthy liar
My heart
It aches
I'm in
The fire
You snake (You snake)
I ate (I ate)
A true (A true)
Belief (Belief)
Good Lord (Good Lord)
That fruit's (That's fruit's)
Inside (Inside)
Of me (Of me)
Oh Adam (Oh Ad-)
Please (-am please)
You must (You must)
Believe (Believe)
That snake (That snake)
Put it (Put it)
In front (In front)
Of me (Of me)
That snake
Put it
In front
Of me
In front
Of me
Say you will
Put your hand in my brain
Call me up
Wake me up by the second ring
Like far away
If you knew you'd know
I'm always there
Because I care
You can't throw me out
I won't go
You can't
It keeps me here
It keeps me here
It feels like the same
And it never changes
Wearing thin
Slip through cracks
Trying to keep in
And walk away
Where the mood refines
The room to play
I come again
This time won't be like the last time
Stay the same
Through the years the light your look
And looks have changed
It keeps me here
It keeps me here
It feels like the same
And it never changes
Sweet scent coloured these,
the realm of sweet snakes that
tortured me.
If everlasting burdens should enter
such, as the everlasting torment of
hell.
Sweet rape, honour these:
The souls of sweet snakes that
denoured me.
If glorious destruction would embalm
such, as the moments carresed by enlightened
ones.
"Even the earth can¥t grant us a common
I see you looking back at me, snake eyes
How dare you glare at me, snake eyes
Why is it I stand here while the pain reigns down
Why is it you're kneeling there
With your face to the ground
Could it be our eyes cannot see the same way
Could it be our hearts are still in yesterday
How dare you tempt, how dare you try, snake eyes
So I see as I turn, the mask fall from your face
So now I know
What seemed real was a false disgrace
Could it be you only live the lies you make
Got this feelin' in my head
It won't go away, no
Got this feelin' in my head
It won't go away, no
Got this feelin' in my head
It won't go away, no
I keep on tryin' to make it up to you and I would be lyin'
To play a game with you so I just keep walkin'
Not thinkin' it all through or even talkin'
To people about you
Got this feelin' in my head
It won't go away, no
Got this feelin' in my bed
When I start the thing up
Got this feelin' in brain
I wish it would go
Sometimes I just feel insane
I deal with the pain though
I keep on tryin' to make it up to you and I would be lyin'
To play a game with you so I just keep walkin'
Not thinkin' it all through or even talkin'
To people about you
From start to cold, new to old, brave to bold, paid to sold
Fresh to crust, still to rust, sure to must, skin to dust
Gas to fire, phone to wire, played to hire, claim to flier
Head to hat, tape to that, tells a cat, snares a slack
Red to pink, plate to, zinc smells a stink, edge to brink
Paid to waltz, shops the malls, tops the talls, pops the collars
Stomps it out, puff to pout, in to out, rain to drought
Shout to scream, sleep to dream, split to seam, unless you want me
Got this feelin' in my head
It won't go away, no
Got this feelin' in my bed
When I start the thing up
Got this feelin' in my head
It won't go away, no
Got this feelin' in my bed
I know what motivates you
But I don't know what activates you
You know how to accelerate
But I just need a break
You don't want to know no time
You just want my O-mind
You just want what you just want
But that's all right
Talkin' street freak jive
About how nothin' matters
You didn't need those nuns and freaks
Hopeless words you shattered
You told me about Chicago
That time you felt so lowdown
'54 Strat was useless
I didn't need no showdown
Cos I'm dyin' to be your snake
I want to crawl right up your legs
Crawl right through your mind
Leave you crying
Oh I'm dyin' to be your snake
I want to burn right up your rails
Burn right through your mind
There is a calm inside
Midst the violent storm
Here in my heart abides
A peace that from war was born.
I’ve laid my regrets aside
I’ve heard sense through the clanging din
Like a snake I’ve shed this skin of fear
And the doubt that held me in.
This is the end
This my Amen
Louder then the quaking thunder of a thousand horses
Stampeding the Shadow Valley of a Thousand Horses.
Out of the womb of night
Is born a radiant light
From the tomb of ancient time
Breaks forth an immortal dawn.
Where are your questions now?
Where is your scorn and ridicule?
Where is the gall that made you stand
And make me you stepping stool?
My heart is at peace and finally
Resolved are my mind and soul
The scattered pieces of my self
Midnight workings,
weather down the story line
I try to find the truth between all the lies
When bleeding is feeling and feeling ain't real
Will I see you when I open my eyes?
Will I see you when I open my eyes?
When breathing's a burden we all have to bear
And trust is one thing we're taught never to sahre
Somehow you just seem to shine
When loving means breaking and saying goodbye
I can't help but wonder what it is you do
You help heal the pain, and the thoughts of the truth
You're a question to the universe, a wonder to the world
And somehow when I'm with you, I never get burned
Caught in a trap of what we're taught to believe
When night overcomes day, life's so hard to perceive
And the clock keep on ticking trought night-shattered skies
Where the stars are all broken and so are all the ties
But the one thing remaining is you
When I'm broken and bleeding
You pull me right throught
And I can't help but wonder, what it is you do
When you help heal the pain and the thoughts of the truth
You're a question to the universe, a wonder to the world
And somehow, when I'm with you there's nothing I'd rather do
Than be right there
To escape my own life and all my fear
And I can't feel
Am I really real?
Come and wipe all my tears
Come and wipe all my tears
I can't help but wonder what it is you do
And I heal the pain, and the thoughts of the truth
You're a question to the universe, a wonder to the world
And somehow, when I'm with you...
I can't help but wonder what it is you do
And I heal the pain, and the thoughts of the truth
You're a question to the universe, a wonder to the world
hanging from your party games
and stickin' to my chains,
I'm in a crowd (find myself there)
hey, serious thing, you're sweet,
but I fear I grow too loud
hey your majesty, do what thou wilst
at morning and at night
go and buy some appetizers,
chainsaws, whatever
something bright
here comes a candle to light you to bed
here comes a chopper to chop off your head
how high can you try ?
but I fear wer're condemned to repeat
and to freeze to the bone, together alone
call me at night, I just wanna stay thursty,
so please stay a man, stay a stone,
together alone
I always simplify, so let's have some fun and lie down-
together alone
hanging from some party games
and stickin' to my chains,
I'm in a crowd (find myself there)
hey, serious thing, you're sweet,
but I fear I grow too loud
here comes a candle to light you to bed
here comes a chopper to chop off your head
how high....
Lyrics: Mona Mur & En Esch
Taken from the album: 120 Tage/The Fine Art Of Beauty And Violence
P&C; Pale Music Int. 2009
Fools the ones who stray, the rain forest burns away
Know what to believe, this is the air we breathe
So the world we know is dying slow in south america
Flames are burning down, all the trees to the ground
Time is running low, we can't stay no more
Wealth these people see, fight for eternity
Lies they televise paid by the government
There on! It lingers on
And they don't even care if they...
Seal the planet's fate
Crimes they perpetrate
Wasting precious land
It's time to take a stand
Our only hope to breathe again
To stop the madness closing in
What will we do when all is lost
Environmental holocaust...
Our only hope to breathe again
To stop the madness closing in
What will we do when all is lost
Environmental holocaust...
Foes these people go, someone destroyed their home
Plagued with disease, left praying on their knees
Laws protect the land, social justice in demand
Smoke it fills the air into the atmosphere
Now it's time to see a cycle of a tragedy
On! It lingers on, and they don't even care if they...
Seal the planet's fate
Crimes they perpetrate
Wasting precious land
It's time to take a stand
Our only hope to breathe again
To stop the madness closing in
What will we do when all is lost
Environmental holocaust...
Our only hope to breathe again
To stop the madness closing in
What will we do when all is lost
Wait for the signal to charge with a venomous bite.
Release your powerful death, (death) is not an excuse to stop.
You stood your ground so well, but with one bite you fell.
Suffering can wait (I'm on to you).
Embrace the great snake.
Faith, hope, love is lost. Soul dissolves with lust.
Wait for the signal to charge with a venomous bite.
Release your powerful death!
You must stand your ground. You must not break down.
Think what could be gone with such strong venom.
You stood your ground so well, but with one bite you fell.
Fast ground attack. You won't be coming back.
Your battle's over... enjoy the poison.
I'm on to you... (you must stand your ground)
![[BBC Natural World] One Million Snake Bites](http://web.archive.org./web/20131122203113im_/http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/h3aoY200fvQ/0.jpg "[BBC Natural World] One Million Snake Bites")
