Modern Family

Jay Pritchett sits at the head of a large and unconventional family. Now in his second marriage to his gorgeous young wife, Gloria, Jay has been given something of a second chance. Still, old habits are hard to break, and it's trial by fire as he tries to adapt to life with the same passion and vigor that Gloria exhibits, which are matched by her precocious 12-year-old son, Manny. There are some culture clashes, a few misunderstandings, but also plenty of sweet victories along the way. Jay's grown daughter, Claire, and her husband, Phil, are the proud parents of three kids with whom they want that open, healthy, honest relationship. It's not always easy, especially when you have Haley, a teenage daughter who's growing up a little fast, Alex, a too-smart-for-her-own-good middle daughter and Luke, a scatterbrained boy. Add to this that Phil is just a big kid himself, even if he does always have the best intentions. Claire is the anchor, trying her best to run a tight ship and determined not to let her kids have the rebellious childhood she had. Claire's brother and Jay's grown son, Mitchell, is busy raising an adopted daughter, Lily, with his long term partner, Cameron. Opposites attract in this household, with Cameron having a wonderfully big personality and maybe a flare for the dramatic, while Mitchell is more buttoned-down. They balance each other out, and these doting fathers are relishing their roles as parents developing their own little family.

Cast

• Ed O'Neill
• Sofía Vergara
• Julie Bowen
• Ty Burrell
• Jesse Tyler Ferguson
• Eric Stonestreet
• Sarah Hyland
• Ariel Winter
• Nolan Gould
• Rico Rodriguez
• Aubrey Anderson-Emmons
• Brigitte the Dog
• Reid Ewing
• Ella Hiller
• Jaden Hiller
• David Cross
• Shelley Long
• Nathan Lane

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  Claire Dunphy: Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter about her skirt?::Phil Dunphy: So...
• Episode 2: The Bicycle Thief
  Jay Pritchett: Manny thinks his dad is like Superman. The truth, he's a total flake. In fact, the on...
• Episode 3: Come Fly with Me
  After some nudging, Jay begrudgingly takes Phil out to fly his new model airplane -- that is until a...
• Episode 4: The Incident
  DeDe Pritchett: [At Jay and Gloria's wedding] When I first met Gloria and Jay told me they were gett...
• Episode 5: Coal Digger
  Alex Dunphy: I like football. Haley hates it. [Sits next to Jay] Which is weird, because it's all bo...
• Episode 6: Run for Your Wife
  USA...
• Episode 7: En Garde
  Mitchell Pritchett: Yes, my sister and I were actually a very good team. We were called "fire and ni...
• Episode 8: Great Expectations
  'Edward Norton (I)' (qv) plays the fictional bass player and backing singer for 'Spandau Ballet' (qv...
• Episode 9: Fizbo
  Claire Dunphy: Do you know what we're gonna make?::Phil Dunphy: Kids bored?...
• Episode 10: Undeck the Halls
  USA...
• Episode 11: Up All Night
  Gloria is less than pleased with Jay's reaction to the arrival of Javier, Manny's infamously unrelia...
• Episode 12: Not in My House
  Phil Dunphy: Where are you going?::Claire Dunphy: I'm going to pick up Luke from his sleepover. We n...
• Episode 13: Fifteen Percent
  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: How was your lunch with the boys?::Jay Pritchett: Good. Ran into Mitchell ...
• Episode 14: Moon Landing
  Mitchell Pritchett: Hey, Dad. Uh, did you know that the accident was Gloria's fault?::Jay Pritchett:...
• Episode 15: My Funky Valentine
  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: It's Valentine's Day. I thought we were going salsa dancing, not to watch ...
• Episode 16: Fears
  USA...
• Episode 17: Truth Be Told
  [Jay has accidentally killed Manny's pet turtle and lied about it]::Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: You ha...
• Episode 18: Starry Night
  USA...
• Episode 19: Game Changer
  Phil Dunphy: Mot only that, the iPad comes out on my actual birthday. It's like God and Steve Jobs g...
• Episode 20: Benched
  Mitchell Pritchett: I am loosing my mind. As much as I love Lily, which is you know, more than life ...
• Episode 21: Travels with Scout
  Production #1ARG14....
• Episode 22: Airport 2010
  Haley Dunphy: Hey, check out that cute guy.::Alex Dunphy: He's out of your league. He's reading a bo...
• Episode 23: Hawaii
  Claire Dunphy: I'm a mom travelling with her kids. It's not a vacation, it's a business trip....
• Episode 24: Family Portrait
  Cameron Tucker: All right, we get it. You don't like small talk and birds. You're lucky that pigeon ...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: The Old Wagon
  Haley Dunphy, Alex Dunphy, Luke Dunphy: What's the plan, Phil?...
• Episode 2: The Kiss
  In honor of her late grandmother, Gloria decides to cook more traditional Colombian meals, which is ...
• Episode 3: Earthquake
  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Jay, what are you wearing? You can't go to church like that.::Jay Pritchet...
• Episode 4: Strangers on a Treadmill
  Phil Dunphy: Tonight I'm giving the keynote address at the SCARB.::Claire Dunphy: The South Californ...
• Episode 5: Unplugged
  Mitchell Pritchett: Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America....
• Episode 6: Halloween
  Jay Pritchett: Tell me you did something about the costumes.::Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I'm going to...
• Episode 7: Chirp
  [at Jay's workplace, Manny accidentally drove a forklift through a wall]::Manny Delgado: Mom, I'm fi...
• Episode 8: Manny Get Your Gun
  Jay Pritchett: I am always on time. It's easy for me, 'cause I'm organized. Not my wife. You think g...
• Episode 9: Mother Tucker
  David: You know, a lot of scientists are women.::Haley Dunphy: But they're all fat, right?...
• Episode 10: Dance Dance Revelation
  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Here, how about this?::Manny Delgado: This is turquoise, not teal. And a b...
• Episode 11: Slow Down Your Neighbors
  Cameron Tucker: Mitchell, there's a stranger in our hot tub.::Mitchell Pritchett: Who is it?::Camero...
• Episode 12: Our Children, Ourselves
  Cameron Tucker: [after Tracy leaves abruptly] Thumpity-thump-thump, look at Frosty go....
• Episode 13: Caught in the Act
  Mitchell Pritchett: They can take us at 5:15...::Cameron Tucker: What are we, 80?::Mitchell Pritchet...
• Episode 14: Bixby's Back
  Haley Dunphy: I can't get any lower.::Manny Delgado: You can talk to me.::Haley Dunphy: And I just g...
• Episode 15: Princess Party
  Cameron Tucker: [holding up two pairs of clown shoes] Okay, gun to your head, which pair should I br...
• Episode 16: Regrets Only
  Mitchell Pritchett: I was going to mail the invitations, so I put then on the back of the van, but I...
• Episode 17: Two Monkeys and a Panda
  Alex Dunphy: Last week she wore my sweatshirt.::Haley Dunphy: I was doing it a favor. It was the fir...
• Episode 18: Boys' Night
  Luke Dunphy: Boys rule and girls drool, right dad?::Alex Dunphy: You drool all the time. Mom wanted ...
• Episode 19: The Musical Man
  Alex Dunphy: [on her sister having a better than expected SAT score but declaring she didn't want to...
• Episode 20: Someone to Watch Over Lily
  Cameron Tucker: We've been dropping by unannounced to quietly assess all the candidates.::Mitchell P...
• Episode 21: Mother's Day
  Cameron Tucker: There's nothing gays hate more that being treated like women. Okay? We don't want to...
• Episode 22: Good Cop Bad Dog
  Mitchell Pritchett: We had great tickets for Lady Gaga. I was looking forward to this concert for we...
• Episode 23: See You Next Fall
  Phil Dunphy: "Sorry guys, I can't be in Vegas because my wife's having a breakdown." Believe me, you...
• Episode 24: The One That Got Away
  Cameron Tucker: And you know what? I wouldn't worry too much, she's going to like you even if sports...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Dude Ranch
  Luke Dunphy: Can you keep a secret?::Mitchell Pritchett: Well, I kept a pretty big one for twenty-tw...
• Episode 2: When Good Kids Go Bad
  Cameron Tucker: [commenting to Mitchell on 3 year old Lily having just dressed herself and walking i...
• Episode 3: Phil on Wire
  Haley Dunphy: Mom, don't do it! She'll be in the same class as I am! Why are you even taking second ...
• Episode 4: Door to Door
  Phil Dunphy: Okay, huddle up everybody. Your mother's right. She's the quarterback of this family an...
• Episode 5: Hit and Run
  Manny Delgado: I wanna be home schooled.::Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Really, Manny? Do you want me to...
• Episode 6: Go Bullfrogs!
  Phil Dunphy: Oh, my God! When my friends and I were drunk, we'd sit on these food trays and slide do...
• Episode 7: Treehouse
  Jay Pritchett: Rainbows. It's just colors in the sky. Do we have to take a picture every time we see...
• Episode 8: After the Fire
  Jay Pritchett: [after throwing his back out] The pain must have been pretty bad if I was asking Phil...
• Episode 9: Punkin Chunkin
  Cameron Tucker: There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You'd think the dreamers wo...
• Episode 10: Express Christmas
  Mitchell Pritchett: I'll get the tree. Because if you get the wrong one, you know, people get upset....
• Episode 11: Lifetime Supply
  Alex Dunphy: I didn't want to ruin their moment by mentioning all the awards I've won, but I wouldn'...
• Episode 12: Egg Drop
  Luke Dunphy: This wouldn't have happened if Alex would've let me use her project.::Alex Dunphy: No. ...
• Episode 13: Little Bo Bleep
  Mitchell Pritchett: [after Cameron laughs at Lily swearing] I have two children....
• Episode 14: Me? Jealous?
  Claire Dunphy: Haley here made a little mistake in her college application. She said that she was a ...
• Episode 15: Aunt Mommy
  Phil Dunphy: We have a name at the office for when a deal goes south. Commission: Impossible. Maybe ...
• Episode 16: Virgin Territory
  Manny Delgado: How can you concentrate when you have Miranda living next door. She's like a dream wr...
• Episode 17: Leap Day
  Phil Dunphy: It happened! Satan's trifecta! The day I most dreaded falling on the day I most loved....
• Episode 18: Send Out the Clowns
  The funeral service for a beloved clown mentor reunites Cameron with his estranged ex-clown partner,...
• Episode 19: Election Day
  USA:11 April 2012...
• Episode 20: The Last Walt
  Manny Delgado: [to girl at Hayley's party] I don't think you're ready up here... [points at girl's h...
• Episode 21: Planes, Trains and Cars
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 22: Disneyland
  Manny Delgado: I may not be the tallest or the most athletic, but someday I will be the richest. Whi...
• Episode 23: Tableau Vivant
  Phil Dunphy: How about this? Mitchell, I love you. I can't tell you enough how much I respect you......
• Episode 24: Baby on Board
  Claire Dunphy: [to Mitchell on the phone] My brother is going to some border town to get a baby and ...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Bringing Up Baby
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 2: Schooled
  [Mitch & Cam are setting up a playdate with lesbian moms Pam & Susan]::Cameron Tucker: We'll host, o...
• Episode 3: Snip
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 4: The Butler's Escape
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 5: Open House of Horrors
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 6: Yard Sale
  Gloria at age 18 was represented in the Colombian beauty pageant as "Miss Baranquilla," the same cit...
• Episode 7: Arrested
  Phil and Claire get the dreaded late night call that Haley has been arrested for under-aged drinking...
• Episode 8: Mistery Date
  When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts t...
• Episode 9: When a Tree Falls
  RAT:16:9 HD...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Modern Family - Nitrominds

She's hiding under the stairs
She only listens to the screams
Things throw the corridor
Mouth, teeth, angry faces
The same nightmare showed up again
It's true, is not a dream, she knows
The child dreams, cinderella, baby doll and
When are they gonna fight again?
Broken bottles, she's scared
Sick of it, she thought "it's not my fault"
She can't sleep at night
Child dreams, put a finger in her mouth
Praying everyday, scared of living
I don't wanna live this life
I don't wanna see them fight again