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"The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds."

"Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....""

"In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls"

"The whole motivation for any performer is "Look at me, Ma"

"A lot of people say to me, ''Why did you kill Christ?'' ''I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.'' ''We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him.''"

"A lot of people say to me, `Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know."

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."

"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them"

"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."

"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know."

"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."

"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."

"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."

"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."

"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."

"In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls."

"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."

"There are never enough I Love You's."

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Lenny Bruce - The Berkeley Concert

Lenny Bruce - The Berkeley Concert (Audio)...

published: 08 Dec 2011

author: goatboy192

Lenny Bruce (1 of 7)

Lenny bruce second from last stand up performance or dribble about how much he hates the p...

published: 08 May 2009

author: Hendrix0strat

Lenny Bruce: All Alone

Lenny's heart-wrenching take on solitude and love's end... It always makes my eyes dewy: L...

published: 05 Aug 2007

author: Michał Oleszczyk

Lenny Bruce - How To Relax Your Colored Friends At Parties

"How To Relaxed Your Colored Friends At Parties" by Lenny Bruce, as performed on the album...

published: 26 Jul 2008

author: VerhipBe

Lenny Bruce - The Meaning Of Obscenity

Lenny Bruce - Let The Buyer Beware....

published: 15 Feb 2010

author: juliot37

lenny bruce

on the steve allen show....

published: 11 Nov 2012

author: eelpieballox

Lenny Bruce - at Carnegie Hall part 1

Lenny Bruce is probably the inventor and forefather of modern comedy. He paved the way for...

published: 24 Jul 2011

author: Theo Cas

Lenny Bruce - Marraige Divorce and Motels

Lenny's just telling it how it is....

published: 13 May 2010

author: sergelapelle

Lenny Bruce on Playboy's Penthouse (Part 1)

Lenny Bruce's Incisive Ramblings Playboy's Penthouse TV Show Airdate: October 24, 1959....

published: 09 Mar 2010

author: StandApartComedy

Lenny Bruce - Are There Any Niggers Here Tonight?

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published: 08 Oct 2012

author: Snoop Stock

Lenny - Lenny Bruce hard words

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published: 18 Dec 2008

author: linuxdrive

Thank You Maskman - Lenny Bruce

This is an old animation based on Lenny Bruce's standup routine. He actually does all the ...

published: 15 Mar 2006

author: The Dung Heap

George Carlin on Being Busted with Lenny Bruce

George Carlin talks about getting busted with Lenny Bruce at his infamous Gate of Horn gig...

published: 01 Oct 2012

author: alexlubertozzi

Lenny Bruce - Blah blah blah

Lenny Bruce - Blah blah blah....

published: 20 Feb 2011

author: TabulaRasaFilm

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The Great (Lenny Bruce - Christ and Moses)

This is not a video of me doing a live performance, it is more so a comic/social commentat...

published: 16 Mar 2011

author: davesqueakywheels

MORT SAHL DISCUSSES LENNY BRUCE

MORT SAHL DISCUSSES LENNY BRUCE, ETC....

published: 23 Oct 2010

author: SOLANORICH

Lenny Bruce - at Carnegie Hall part 4

produced by Don Friedman and Ken Joffe, recorded live on feb. 4th 1961. in this clip Lenny...

published: 24 Jul 2011

author: Theo Cas

Lenny Bruce on the Irish

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published: 08 Aug 2007

author: Walenty2Potocki

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