GET THIS ON I-TUNES: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-super-secret-project/id288396484 http://www.facebook.com/thesupersecretproject http://www.twitter.com/thessp http://www.thesupersecretproject.com .LYRICS: Now before February 2004 When I used leave my home I would talk about myself all day Into a megaphone "I am going to the Dentist!" But now there's a website where I can inform the whole world What I'm doing all the time And I can make sure that you know I just pooped a whole bowl of grape nuts And tonight I'll be watching Twilight "I love you, Bella!" The first log in of the day to see what's new Is just like Christmas morning Hmph, there's a new chick on my page, she's hot, is she of age Her profile pic makes me horny "Ew!" And now my family's asking me Why I don't visit, write or call I tell them if you want to get a hold of me Just post something on my wall Hit me up on Facebook because I'm on it constantly I got the app for my cell phone so when I'm not home I don't miss a thing And after a few too many I can't help writing things just to be a dick Then I go back to killing it in Farmville or checking all my exes' pics "I am playing a short guitar solo!" "I am really into music!" So now I'm updating my status again With some lyrics or a poignant quote "He's so deep!" Well that's the only way that I get notifications From the cute girls I wanna poke It's like an online high school reunion I attend from my computer chair "Remember me? How have you been?" And you can't see me so I can touch myself freely 'Cos I don't need to wear underwear So hit me up on Facebook yeah that's where I go online I don't care if they own my personal info until the end of time "I have been identity frauded!" I just commented on someone's thread, sent out friend requests Now I'm writing FML 'cos nothing gets attention like pretending I'm depressed "Oh my god, what's wrong?" Props to you, Mr. Mark Zuckerberg It's a wonderful thing that you've done Thanks to you I'll never buy another birthday card Or spend an afternoon in the sun 'Cos I'm addicted to facebook, I couldn't log out if I tried How else would I know fifteen seconds after someone famous died "Rest in peace!" It's why I keep getting fired, it's why I don't get laid But on the bright side no one got herpes from being all up on someone's page So hit me up on facebook "I just took a right on red!" Hit me up on facebook "Here is a plant for your garden!" Hit me up on facebook "These are my political views!" Hit me up on facebook "98% won't repost this, will you?"

• published: 18 Apr 2011
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