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What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta. (via @sidedukes)
How to make a Royal Guard laugh. http://ow.ly/cI3Og
You know you're in Leeds when pic.twitter.com/9BJTZlXs (via @mannymerlot)
Meet the world's greatest trainspotter. http://ow.ly/cI6qr
Wikipedia picture caption of the day pic.twitter.com/L3Txs8GY ( via @JohnFinnemore)
Man feeling nostalgic for that time he found porn magazine in lay-by. http://ow.ly/cIm6i
Murray was impressive, but I prefer watching t’Ennis. (via @Pundamentalism)
Star Wars theme played on a washing machine. http://ow.ly/cI3HE
This may well be the worst combination of picture and headline you'll see this week. pic.twitter.com/KvDZ294b (via @AlsBoy)
In case of fire... http://ow.ly/cI3w0
The World in 2 Minutes (USA edition). http://ow.ly/cI3rP
Pop destinations table. http://ow.ly/cI3mB
Indiana Jones cat. http://ow.ly/cI0cu
Perfect CD sticker placement. http://ow.ly/cHZ6e
Olympic Stat > Forty nine strokes a minute, both the average for an Olympic rower and McDonald's restaurants worldwide. (via @jamiesont)
Missed out of all the puerile twitpics and photoshops from this week's Olympics? Fear not we have them all here > http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/07/24/olympics-2012-the-official-poke-blog/ …
Close-up photos of ping pong players mid game http://itsniceth.at/amX (via @itsnicethat)
Thought For The Day: Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? (via @Vivienneclore)
How to make a Royal Guard laugh. http://ow.ly/1OoyKb
What are the odds of this accident? http://i.imgur.com/OKP8R.jpg (via @TomCullen)
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