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Celine Dion's song from "Titanic" was playing when the Italian cruise ship capsized (nzherald.co.nz)
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A last word on SOPA/PIPA brought to you by a convolutedly copyrighted 1983 performance (youtube.com)
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An Al-Qaeda magazine was found smuggled into Guantanamo Bay prison. No word if it was an issue of Internet Tough Guy (dailymail.co.uk)
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In 2007 I got boobies in thread # 306557 and still don't know what the hell boobies is. I'm going on five years, can someone explain what boobies is? Tag's for me ;) (fark.com)
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I just saw that today is the 10th anniversary of the day I signed up for a Fark account (after lurking for a year or so). Come and tell me how much I suck and/or need to get a life. How many of you other 10+ year oldtimers are still around? (fark.com)
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SOPA outrage is breaking the Senate's websites. In other news, the protesters are working harder than the Senators (gizmodo.com)
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Fark karaoke time. Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train going anywhere (youtube.com)
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Hey guys, what do you think of the tiara I just got for my wedding? LGT pic (i.imgur.com)
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Assembly instructions for every single piece of junk IKEA makes, you can almost smell the frustration from here (just like the people contemplating how this went green) (ikea.com)
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What was the name of your first crush? How did you know them? Did you ever tell them? (fark.com)
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Paralyzed Nevada man reaches South Pole in two weeks. Just how fast WAS his wheelchair going? (news.yahoo.com)
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Challenge: name one food that is not better with chocolate and/or cheese on it (fark.com)
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Since this is "greenlight all the links" day, here's a very cool site that catalogs movies that have extra bonus scenes after the credits. Yes, it's mine. And yes, just like Drew, I love SOPA/PIPA (aftercredits.com)
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WETF*G - Posts ending in 2 or 6 pick the next word. First word: SOPA (food.sndimg.com)
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About one million American homeowners would get writedowns in the size of their mortgages under a proposed deal with banks over shady foreclosure practices (news.yahoo.com)
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Mathematicians: "we're not saying we've found a mathematical solution that explains why serial killers kill, but.....ehh.....we've found a mathematical solution that explains why serial killers kill" (msnbc.msn.com)
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If your thread ain't got Mojo Nixon then your thread could use some fixin' (youtube.com)
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In a test of Drew's sobriety or lack thereof, we've replaced this link to a reputable news story with one that goes to a certain male singer singing a very irritating song. Lets see if he greens it (youtube.com)
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Oh thank Tebow, Reddit is back. Now GTFO & GBTW (reddit.com)
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What is your favorite wet salad? Subby chooses cole slaw (google.com)
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New Volkswagen Star Wars commercial will have you howling for joy (youtube.com)
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Oh, is it free greenlight day? I made a thing that makes words (feldarkrealms.com)
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Nine years on Fark and not a single greenlight. How much bourbon do I have to send these guys? (fark.com)
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Found out that my wife and I are expecting a baby girl I need your help TF - what should we name her? (fark.com)
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In honor of the fact that even today Subby can't seem to get a Farking greenlight, here's a video of Charlie Brown, Lucy, and a football. Enjoy it while you can (youtube.com)
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Theme: Things Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love (upload.wikimedia.org)
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Porn sites black out in protest of SOPA. EVERYBODY PANIC (webpronews.com)
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Everyone's an art critic. "It looks like a $25,000 urinal to me" (cincinnati.com)
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Hey, man, that's an awesome shark bite tattoo. Oh... nevermind (news.com.au)
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Indiana unveils 1st license plate benefiting gay youth. Hoosier Daddy? (theindychannel.com)
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Blackout, shmackout: The IV drip is named after Henry IV -- and other fun fake facts without Wikipedia (thestar.com)
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Unlike so many of you, I haven't gotten any threads on the mainpage today. I think it's because my sense of humor and Drew's aren't really compatible. So here's a picture of an adorable mountain viscacha. Awwww (29.media.tumblr.com)
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How can you tell if a man in interested in you? 1: You are female. 2: You have a pulse. Depending on the man, you might not even need both (news.yahoo.com)
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British Prime Minister accuses Argentina of colonialism (telegraph.co.uk)
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Sounds like the RIAA may be bitter/illiterate about this whole "blackout" business (gizmodo.com)
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While we're doing really random topics, at least let's consider one that will have an impact on history: If you ran for President, what would you make your #1 issue? (fark.com)
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Navy's newest mine hunting vessel cannot detect mines (wired.com)
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For once, the "I didn't want to steal the truck, just the vodka it was full of" defense works, kind of (en.rian.ru)
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Out of all the SOPA blackout messages, the Oatmeal probably has the best one (theoatmeal.com)
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Woman who was hit by lightning last summer when she was 3 months pregnant gives birth to healthy baby girl. No word if "Sopa Pipa Alberti" has super powers yet (kktv.com)
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Man spends a week in the hospital for pneumonia, a few weeks later gets $44 million bill, promptly returns to same hospital after heart attack (kvia.com)
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My 10 year HS reunion is this year; I don't want to go. Didi you go to any of your HS reunions? Why or why not? It is even necessary to have reunions now that Facebook let's you keep in touch with everyone? (fark.com)
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Boing Boing did it first (news.yahoo.com)
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Hey check it out, it's the first mainstream media Alpha Quitter of the SOPA/PIPA protest (news.discovery.com)
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Be on the lookout for a serial rapist, but we won't tell you who because he is only 14. (its not news its CNN) (cnn.com)
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Porn industry mulls leaving L.A. if condoms are required. Subby would like to point out that his house and garage are about 2,000 miles from Los Angeles (news.yahoo.com)
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"There is no policy that limits bathroom breaks," said the school board. Well, not including the contest awarding prizes for whoever could hold it in longest (brooklyndaily.com)
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25 people who thought SOPA was about soap. The stupid, it burns (buzzfeed.com)
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If you fall asleep on a train and miss your stop, just let it go man, because it's gone (thelocal.ch)
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Surely Drew won't green the onion horoscope (theonion.com)
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If SOPA/PIPA passes, you'll never be able to watch a YouTube video with Yakety Sax again (youtube.com)
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The debate over SOPA and PIPA raises an important question: Which is more powerful in Street Fighter II, Ryu's Dragon Punch or Sagat's Tiger Uppercut? (fark.com)
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Photoshop this roof growth and goat (2.bp.blogspot.com)
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All good internets are self-haxored, so Ima havto see NPR says sheeple angree about "WHAR CONGRESS DO WITH MY INTERNETS???" (npr.org)
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If this SOPA thing is so serious why hasn't Tom posted on Myspace about it? (myspace.com)
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The good news: we really aren't getting any fatter. The bad news: we really aren't getting any skinnier, either (reuters.com)
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Not news: Small, furry mammal discovered on NYC subway. News: It's an oppossum, not a rat. Fark: Officials say it's the first time a wild animal has ever been found on the subway (democratandchronicle.com)
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You want to know how badly the captain of the Costa Concordia farked up? Well you can see it FROM SPACE (news.yahoo.com)
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SCOTUS: hopefully nobody will notice when we take these works already in the public domain and reapply copyright status onto them (wired.com)
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If SOPA was from Star Wars and PIPA was from Star Trek, and the two somehow had a battle in space, would you still be a virgin? (fark.com)
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With all of this PIPA/SOPA talk, someone finally asks the important question: "Won't someone think of the LOLcats? (washingtonpost.com)
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I will not be submitting a link today, because I don't want to participate in this shameful and desperate display of greenlight greed (urbandictionary.com)
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Man tries to rob a gambling parlor by threatening to infect everyone with a staph infection. It makes you long for the days when the bad guy just used a hypodermic needle filled with tainted AIDS blood (startribune.com)
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If we can somehow squeeze in a thread NOT relating to blackouts and SOPA and PIPA (dang, she's cute...), who is/was your favorite "Law and Order" character? Mine was Lenny. I would have liked to have a beer with him (fark.com)
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Airline captain tells passengers he has to delay departure so he can watch a video on how to fly the plane. Next he'll have to take training on how not to over share (huffingtonpost.com)
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"A bottle of wine or a bottle of beer for a dollar could attract problems" I got 99 problems, but sobriety thanks to Dollar General selling alcohol ain't one (indystar.com)
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Anyone have a good recipe for Steamed Hams? (yahoo.com)
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Falco becomes a national hero in Italy. Look, I like "Rock me Amadeus" as much as the next guy, but this is ridiculous (news.yahoo.com)
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If you thought Mad Dog 20/20 was bad just imagine the Chinese counterfeit version (articles.latimes.com)
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If Drew and Microsoft agree that something is bad, then it's probably pretty damn bad. And Drew and Microsoft agree that SOPA is bad. QED (zdnet.com)
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White House announces it will reject Keystone Pipeline. John Boehner really wishes he had control over his investment portfolio right about now (washingtonpost.com)
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Relax Nashville residents - it is now legal to keep chickens in your backyard (wrcbtv.com)
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MPAA: SOPA, PIPA Blackouts Are 'Abuse of Power' (pcmag.com)
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Subby is crazy about cupcakes, so post your favorite cupcake recipes. P.S. Please, please green this because if not, this will be my 47th straight rejected link. ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐(stolen from funny Farker) (jackiefo.blogspot.com)
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Well, on the plus side, she'll probably listen next time a man tells her to walk around the back of an airplane (foxnews.com)
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Detroit "educators" double-down, say they have no problem using slavery to teach math. Followup tag leans on Fail tag's shoulder, weeps in despair (upi.com)
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Today I realized that I've been pretty much an asshole my entire life, and I am ready to change. Any suggestions? (fark.com)
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Damnit Lowes, why does a five foot length of 3/4" copper pipe cost more than a ten foot length of 3/4" copper pipe? (fark.com)
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Lose the Frisbee over the fence while playing Frisbee? Yea, that's a bullet to your dog's face. Bonus: a cop shot her (komonews.com)
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Harvard conducts study of hipsters before other universities start doing their own and this research becomes uncool (abcnews.go.com)
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3,500 year old cypress tree was destroyed by lightning, not arson. Where's your God now? (abcnews.go.com)
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CNN runs an article on "Chocolate's Child Slaves". Hell, I thought they were called "Oompa Loompas" (thecnnfreedomproject.blogs.cnn.com)
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WaPo: Wikipedia is irrelevant because it doesn't have a "like" button (washingtonpost.com)
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Forbes: Reddit's SOPA blackout meaningless unless more important sites like facebook follow suit (forbes.com)
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This headline is the worst thing to have ever happened to this queue. Discuss (fark.com)
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Something no one imagined: Zombo.com has blacked out their home page to protest SOPA (zombo.com)
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Russia warns strike on Iran would be a 'catastrophe.' Yes, catastrophic for Iran, but the rest of the world would probably get over it (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)
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I can has first submission approval evar? No not yours (youtube.com)
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Wait, did I miss Drew greening everything? Crap. Here's me singing Toby Keith in the car (youtube.com)
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Unusual winter storm dumps snow on Oregon Zoo. Come for the confused cheetahs; stay for the snowman being mauled by lions. Warning: slideshow (katu.com)
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Study finds that the US economy is losing its competitive edge, citing complex taxes, ineffective politics and lagging schools. Fortunately, US still strongly in first place in political theater and generating annoying reality TV stars (chicagotribune.com)
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Man tries to escape police...with his walker. Still no cure for fuzzy tennis balls stuck in the mud (newsleader.com)
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Starbucks messed up my order. So, in order to get around the mess that is my drink, I downed it. Now, I'm hyper. Help me. Please? (fark.com)
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Your toddler can cuss (omg.yahoo.com)
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Step forward if you never had a lengthy premarital affair with the sixty-something abortion provider who delivered you as a baby. Not so fast, Karen Santorum (dailymail.co.uk)
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Researchers begin application process on a new material that converts heat into electricity. Initial plans are to slather it on Sofia Vergara and light up the lower half of Manhattan (technologyreview.com)
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In honor of MLK Day, did you watch a copy of his famous "I Have a dream" speech? If you didn't pay $10 for the privilege, then you are a filthy criminal pirate (theatlanticwire.com)
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Even if Jesus is your co-pilot, cops will still fine you for reading your Bible and driving at the same time (news.stv.tv)
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"Smoking object" thrown at White House during protest while Obamas were mere blocks away. It was an OWS protest, though, so let's not make any fast judgments or assumptions. Poor little scamp probably just wants to be loved (cnn.com)
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Occupy Wall Street movement converges on the West Lawn of the Capitol for massive rally, the largest national gathering of Occupy protesters to date. Reality: a couple of hundred show up (news.yahoo.com)
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NJ Governor Chris Christie says that if the NY Giants win the Superbowl NJ should pay for them to parade around the Meadowlands parking lot in lieu of NYC paying for a parade down Broadway in Manhattan (nypost.com)
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Rescuers fear wrecked cruise ship will break in two, reveal its nougat center (overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com)
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What happens when a creepy albino guy shows up at a casino with a 1000 stuffed animals? A) He gets 86ed B) He gets a comp C) He takes them to dinner D) All of the above (hundredblackout.com)
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TSA apologizes for strip searching elderly women...also, ugly women, men, women with small boobs, people with hideous disfiguring scars, and pets (nydailynews.com)
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How many Seattle TFers are up and dealing with Snowmaggeddon? (fark.com)
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FOX Business Channel: Captain abandoned cruise ship because of "union mentality" (mediamatters.org)
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You can't just get into a car chase with police if you're naked. This is especially true if you ARE a cop (yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk)
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Tornadoes touchdown in Indiana, Kentucky, and Mississippi. Indianapolis spared as there hasn't been a touchdown there in months (news.yahoo.com)
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UK is proposing a registry for famous people who don't want to be covered in the media (independent.co.uk)
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Avoiding jury duty, Rule #3: Don't loiter around a courthouse (thestar.com)
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Bill O'Reilly can distinguish between Ice-T and Ice-Cube (gawker.com)
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Photoshop these fellows under a floodlight (bigpicture.ru)
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The MPAA doesn't like these 'blackout' protest shenanigans at all...Nope, not one bit *pulls out world's tiniest violin* Fail tag trumps Ironic tag due to the sheer stupidity of it all (gizmodo.com)
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Captain of stricken cruise ship says he "Tripped and fell into life boat" - Giglio (telegraph.co.uk)
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Sopa so pa pa roma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want your bad bromance (reddit.com)
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Sons, you got panties on your heads (wyff4.com)
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Police announce the two arrests in the killing of a soccer player. The airing of this announcement marked the most airtime the US media has given to anything soccer-related in more than six months (abcnews.go.com)
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We at Fark, Inc. are in favor of SOPA -- we are going WHITE tomorrow to support it. Check back at 8am EST to find out why (fark.com)
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Man dumps girls for a living. The Sun is there (thesun.co.uk)
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Welcome to Sam's Club where you can buy gallon jugs of your favorite salad dressing, ridiculous amounts of toilet paper, $35,000 rings, huge televisions...wait what? (newson6.com)
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Uh-oh...Drew is promising to greenlight everything. LGT main page thread NOT EVERTHING JUST STUFF SuBMITTED BY TOOLS (fark.com)
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So what are you going to do tomorrow, since all the good websites will be down for the day? And don't tell us you're actually going to work, 'cause we all know you won't (fark.com)
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What is this submission thingee? (en.wikipedia.org)
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I just want to congratulate everyone in TFD, including me, for successfully getting in on the greenlight free-for-all, you self-absorbed jerks (merriam-webster.com)
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Does everything here have to be submitted in triplicate? This is now a discussion about dodgeballs YOU SAID BALLS (fark.com)
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Web protests put SOPA on life support, much like Drew's liver (politico.com)
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Netanyahu is a poopy-head and Abbas smells of elderberries SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT TO ME (articles.boston.com)
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NYPD decides to use a new device that beams x-rays at random people to see if they have guns. Well what could go wrong with beaming x-rays all over the place when people are legally allowed to have guns (dailymail.co.uk)
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You are now tripping balls (youtube.com)
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Lawyer wins 'Nuckin Futs' case. Nuck yeah (news.com.au)
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I confess, I've been ignoring this SOPA drama, and now I find myself confused. Can someone give me a breakdown on why Drew and Wiki are at odds over SOPA? Also, why should I care about SOPA? I just wanna fark THAT MAKES ALL OF US (fark.com)
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So everyone was all ZOMG SOPAPIPA and I was all 'wait, what flavor' and now everyone's making jokes about Drew deleting the politics queue. So when does the monkey come out? What's your favorite flavor of cheesecake? (fark.com)
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Youth steals laptop. Owner chases youth, catches youth, retrieves laptop then delivers a masterclass in the ancient art of Rubbing It In (cambridge-news.co.uk)
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A look inside an extensive yeast collection. Once again, we can't thank your mother enough for volunteering ALRIGHT THATS JUST GDAMN FUNNY I LV YER MOMJOKES (mnn.com)
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Mumbo jumbo yobbos want-o thumpo jumbo bingo (washingtonpost.com)
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Since Drew is approving everything today, here is my band back in 2006 doing our Christmas original, "It's what I got in my sack" (youtube.com)
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Tag describes Drew, haha green this one (en.wikipedia.org)
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Has the media pumped enough fear and terror into the cruising public? Nope (marketwatch.com)
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Perry trying to revive campaign using faith but doesn't realize God is only helping Tebow (miamiherald.com)
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Santorum's campaign, on why Bachmann's campaign failed, says that a woman cannot be President as it is against God's will - YEAH NOW WERE TALKING (thinkprogress.org)
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ALRIG/ht GODDMN IT YOU KNOWWHAT? PEOPLE ARE ASKING ME WY I SUPPORT SOPA AND WANT ME TO DELETE POLITICS QUEUE GOTOHELL UM GONNAAPPROVE EVERYTHING THEY SUbMIT UntiL IU PASS OUT (fark.com)
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19-year-old girl from Middlesex disguised herself as a boy so she could date girls. Heh, Middlesex (dailymail.co.uk)
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