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Whitney Cummings: On David Hasselhoff

told by Whitney Cummings on August 15, 2010

From the Roast of David Hasselhoff: David Hasselhoff's d**k is like a Polaroid picture: nobody uses it anymore and shaking it does not make it appear faster.

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