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Whitney Cummings: Problem With Vampires
The problem with vampires is
they look like they're 20, but they're actually 100 years old. So you'll be dating this hot, young guy who grew up in the Great Depression and hates Irish people. And then you take him out to a nightclub, and he's...
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posted 08/22/10
by Whitney Cummings
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A large, powerfully-built guy meets
a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his...
posted October 30, 2008
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Two nuns are ordered to
paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the...
posted October 30, 2008
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Q: What's the difference between
a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A: One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year.
A: One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year.
posted December 1, 2008
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Q: What's the difference between
sin and shame?
A: It's a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out.
A: It's a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out.
posted December 1, 2008
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Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
posted December 1, 2008
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