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Teenage boys imitate apes/Fark Politics tab at swimming pool (thesmokinggun.com)
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Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exiWHAT THE FARK IS THAT THING AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED IT WITH FIRE YET (thesun.co.uk)
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Conservative radio host lectures homeowner behind on mortgage about the rules of home ownership; neglects to mention he stopped paying his on own mortgage last December and was taken to court (toledoblade.com)
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22 mile long sea monster spotted in Gulf of Mexico. Wait no, that's the elusive oil plume that BP said doesn't exist (newsweek.com)
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At closer look at some of the "hallowed ground" that's the same distance from the World Trade Center site as the "Ground Zero Mosque" would be (daryllang.com)
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Saudi court to convert local man into Senate Democrat (dailymail.co.uk)
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Why yes honey, that is a baboon ass in our backyard. Random primate runs amok in St. Louis (blogs.riverfronttimes.com)
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The latest weapon in the war on childhood obesity: hummus sandwiches (wlsam.com)
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I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like shooting at my house (politico.com)
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FBI investigates suspicious powder in man's mail. Since there is no Hazmaturday tag, the Scary tag will have to do (mcall.com)
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911 What's your emergency? Ummm somebody stole the SWAT Van from my driveway (wishtv.com)
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Ernest Borgnine to receive SAG lifetime achievement award, finally recognizing his groundbreaking performance as Cabbie in 'Escape from New York' (bbc.co.uk)
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Photoshop this couple and cow (spiegel.de)
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Armed man inconveniences convenience store (mcall.com)
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Everything's bigger in Texas. Except the number of tornadoes in 2010, where they got thrashed by Minnesota (minnesota.publicradio.org)
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Internet legend returns in a huff to defend his gold (wtov9.com)
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When it's time to tip your midwife, don't be such a tight ass (english.eastday.com)
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Booming Brazil is like the U.S. in the 1950's...except for the Beaver's hair, presumably (cnbc.com)
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Sam's Club employee buys a trip to jail at a reasonably low price (mcall.com)
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Students mourn Beatrice, the Fistulated cow. At least she died happy (oregonlive.com)
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The new OED was released today, with about 2000 new words. If you hate climate change and ruptured eardrums, stay away. If you're home on a staycation watching Nicholas Cage movies, you're in for a treat (guardian.co.uk)
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Islamic science exhibit opens in Constantinople (news.xinhuanet.com)
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Police surprised to discover that driver of stopped vehicle is dead and was buried more than a year ago (cbc.ca)
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Whoever owns the crumbling railroad bridge in Harrisburg, Pa., please contact the Public Utility Commission. They really need you to fix it. Thank you (wgal.com)
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16-year-old twin boys stop violent sexual and racial assault, hope that hot chick in math class is reading this (canada.com)
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"I informed him that he was sitting on private property with his pants pulled down on top of an electrical box" (indystar.com)
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Judge bursts bubble couple's lawsuit (mcall.com)
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The $2.4 billion border fence along the Rio Grande would probably be a lot more effective if there weren't unguarded footbridges that cross it at various points (news.yahoo.com)
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Eccentric multi-millionaire heiress to copper fortune who lives in a single room, playing dress-up with her dolls and watching cartoons turns 104. By the way, she's single (msnbc.msn.com)
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Yes I did call her fat and ugly, but she had 11 items in the 10 item or less lane (myfoxdc.com)
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Nokia releases "mind blowing" cell phone (dailytelegraph.com.au)
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Head of Iran's UAV program dies when his villa suffers from a nonlinear catastrophic structural exasperation (debka.com)
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Omaha City Council is considering a proposed tax on people who commute to work in Omaha from outlying cities (omaha.com)
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Missing kangaroo causes stir in Austria. That's not a typo (hosted.ap.org)
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Woman strips off all her clothes in restaurant after having fistfight with another woman. "That reminds me, I'll have two fried eggs and hash browns" (w/mildly Not safe for work pic) (news.com.au)
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So how did the site for the Ground Zero mosque get picked in the first place? You can blame some kid on a reality show for that (nydailynews.com)
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"They are plugged in, logged on and the most tech-savvy generation in U.S. history. The young adults known as Generation Y also have something else going for them. They have a bit of an image problem with their older counterparts" (myfoxdc.com)
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Photoshop this diver (cavediveflorida.com)
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International Bullfighting Federation tests the Ron Artest Interactive Fan Experience (ctv.ca)
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French police arrest two 14-year-old girls for distracting men with their boobies before robbing them. Some of the victims had been robbed up to six consecutive times (stuff.co.nz)
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Haitian presidential candidate Wyclef Jean goes into hiding after receiving death threats, presumably after people realized he was in the Fugees (spinner.com)
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Road crosses ruled unconstitutional. Chicken inconsolable (cnn.com)
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Three cheers for the world's oldest newlyweds - HIP HIP, replacement (swns.com)
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So where are you located on this map? (Not safe for work) (humansexmap.com)
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Mudslides in southwest China kill 6.87278565 × 10^-8 of the population (edition.cnn.com)
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Determined to get the most of his 33 year old expired license, man drives 11 miles without a tire. Surprisingly, alcohol was involved (news.yahoo.com)
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Actual headline: "Fantasy roleplay turns violent" - Actual story: Hair pulling fight between two female LARPers ended with a granny in court. Giggity? (stuff.co.nz)
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Sudan plans animal-shaped cities. "Can I get a pizza to 168473 Elephant Schlong Road? Yeah, way at the end" (bbc.co.uk)
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Public art installation causes auto accidents, scaring visitors. "It looks like Freddy Krueger hands coming down, trying to grab somebody" (ketv.com)
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Ladies, you know you are totally hot when you hit 7 on the freeway car pileup scale (msnbc.msn.com)
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Bear threat level on pot farm: Mellow (vancouversun.com)
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Photoshop this television contraption (smoca.org)
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Hey, there. Hi, there. Ho, there. You're as welcome as can be. But take off the freakin' hijab or you're fired (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
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Man found living in library basement. What a novel arrangement (upi.com)
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Not everyone who drops a wallet gets it returned. Dropping yours after a bank robbery improves your chances (upi.com)
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Step one: Allow one of the students you're supposed to be watching to drown in school swimming pool. Step 2: ???????? Step 3. Sue district for $350,000 for "emotional distress" (azcentral.com)
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And the number one song to drive to in the UK is ... Sweet Home Alabama? (autoblog.com)
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You're going down a slippery slope when you start dressing up in a banana costume and start flashing people (seattlepi.com)
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 276: "Have a Seat." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme (farktography.net)
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