Funny people on Twitter - Comedians, Humor Writers, Stand-ups, and more

SaraJBenincasa One of the many small joys in life is following porn stars' Tweets. For example, @misstoriblack is having anal sex tomorrow. #truth

by Sara Benincasa, comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit, Web Comedian

AaronKaro Just received a spam email touting "hot teen hitchhikers." Damn porn has gone niche. #fb

by Aaron Karo, Stand-up known for Ruminations books, Stand-up

joshmalina You can't spell "@HankAzaria is mean" without "@HankAzaria ." RT @HankAzaria @JoshMalina ok I'm following you now, dummy.

by Joshua Malina, Actor, credits include Sports Night and West Wing, Performer

timheidecker happy birhday to @scharpling ! the best radio personality since wolfman jack! follow him now.

by Tim Heidecker, Half of the brilliant sketch duo Tim and Eric, Comedy Writer

timheidecker had to RT this one... love this pic! RT @TheBrownCape : @timheidecker http://twitpic.com/125ztl

by Tim Heidecker, Half of the brilliant sketch duo Tim and Eric, Comedy Writer

SaraJBenincasa Won't you please join this fun cult, on the newly Botoxed Facebook? http://www.facebook.com/officialsarabenincasa

by Sara Benincasa, comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit, Web Comedian

SaraJBenincasa Gchat is Christlike in that it dies only to rise again.

by Sara Benincasa, comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit, Web Comedian

SaraJBenincasa Lance Armstrong wants you to drop your enabling behavior: http://www.livestrong.com/article/14675-enabling-personality/

by Sara Benincasa, comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit, Web Comedian

SaraJBenincasa Oh, FUCK. It's the voice of JOE Jonas, according to this well-regarded actor: @JamesUrbaniak DAMMIT. These Hollywood types!

by Sara Benincasa, comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit, Web Comedian

toddbarry Just deleted an earlier insult of @steveagee 's Tom Petty tweet, because it contained a joke-ruining typo. Score one for Steve!

by Todd Barry, Veteran comic, Stand-up

WhitneyCummings RTBreast Cancer Be Trippin comedy benefit w/ @WhitneyCummings @GarfunkelOates @SarahKSilverman .Almost sold out, get tix http://bit.ly/cX1uqE

by Whitney Cummings, Comedienne who co-stars on the Tony Rock Project, Stand-up

SaraJBenincasa Are we all now aware that Jessica Alba has a talking dog in "Valentine's Day?" Voiced by Nick Jonas? Do we know this?

by Sara Benincasa, comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit, Web Comedian

landlineTV Jared made this video today as his passion project: http://vimeo.com/9313453

by LandLine TV, Topical sketch comedy portal. Named "the future of parody" by wired.com

badbanana I'm guessing this 'Valentine's Day' movie was directed by Yankee Candle.

by Tim Siedell, Web Comedian

StephenAtHome From now on, I call dibs on all of Safran Foer's steaks

by Stephen Colbert, Host of Colbert Report, Comedy Host

StephenAtHome So turkey's can't have sex? That eliminates half of my ideas for next year's Super Bowl ads

by Stephen Colbert, Host of Colbert Report, Comedy Host

erockappel Photo: rillawafers: This is pretty great http://tumblr.com/x8y69vla3

by Eric Appel, Director/writer for Funny or Die, Comedy Writer

SaraJBenincasa Totes jealz: http://wonkabout.com/413579/your-obligatory-photos-from-the-snowpocalypse/?from=wonkette_post

by Sara Benincasa, comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit, Web Comedian

SaraJBenincasa When does New York get a #snowpocalypse?

by Sara Benincasa, comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit, Web Comedian

friedmanjon Surprisingly the answer to the question, "Do you want to record the entire series of Tool Academy 3?" was yes.

by Jon Friedman, Jimmy Fallon blogger and creator of The Rejection Show, Comedy Writer

StephenAtHome Note to self: buy milk, pick up dry cleaning, write core beliefs on hand

by Stephen Colbert, Host of Colbert Report, Comedy Host

ChristFinnegan CONTEST: Why am I wearing this? (Best response wins a personalized backhanded compliment!) http://twitpic.com/126brn

by Christian Finnegan, New York based comedian with frequent TV appearances, Stand-up

StephenAtHome I've got super bowl fever. One of the symptoms is compulsive tweeting about super bowl fever

by Stephen Colbert, Host of Colbert Report, Comedy Host

mileskahn RT @KenTremendous : What I learned from SB ads: 1. Men are so dumb! 2. Underpants are funny. 3. Tim Tebow is dating his mom.

by Miles Kahn, Currently a producer for The Daily Show, Comedy Writer

PhillyD Wow so much P*SSY!!! http://bit.ly/9qwxhi

by Phillip Defranco, Youtube comedian with over 475,000 subscribers, Web Comedian

charlestrippy I absolutely ADORE this video. I only wish I made it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m56F4EKN9hg #TotallyJealous

by Charles Trippy, Youtuber with over 150,000 subscribers, Web Comedian

nerdist I heart you @Gizmodo !

by Chris Hardwick, Currently hosts Web Soup on G4TV, Comedy Host

PhillyD Watching House and 24 tonight. I love that all y favorite shows are on currently. What are you waiting for to come back?

by Phillip Defranco, Youtube comedian with over 475,000 subscribers, Web Comedian

nerdist Seeing I AM COMIC. I think I'm in it! Too many of my fave comics in it to fit on here. http://yfrog.com/4f17pfj

by Chris Hardwick, Currently hosts Web Soup on G4TV, Comedy Host

paulscheer Watch a sneak peek of HBO's DESIGNATED DRIVER w/Me, @RobRiggle , @RobHuebel . Directed by @JasonWoliner - http://bit.ly/c7omTp

by Paul Sheer, Part of the sketch team Human Giant., Comedy Writer

SaraJBenincasa Um, also? Bradley Cooper plays a gay in "Valentine's Day." Julia Roberts plays a soldier. One of these is believable.

by Sara Benincasa, comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit, Web Comedian

arjbarker I'm on my way back to Australia right now. Gonna have a "little chat" with our old friend, Shaun Micallef... 

by Arj Baker, Indian-American comic, part of Flight of the Conchords, Stand-up

SaraJBenincasa Girth takes the prize from our callers! RT @nikoballic more important, length or girth?

by Sara Benincasa, comedienne whose Palin vlogs were an internet hit, Web Comedian

Steveagee Season 2, Vol. 2 of our show comes out on DVD tomorrow (here in the U.S.) - Buy it!

by Steve Agee, Stand-up, also known for part in the Sarah Silverman Show, Performer

robhuebel I fucking can't believe they just did an onsides kick after halftime!!!!! (meant to tweet this yesterday)

by Rob Huebel, Part of the sketch team Human Giant., Comedy Writer

P0TUS Pleasant Dreams, Tweoplelopolis!

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

P0TUS RT @marilynstannett : Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? ~Friedrich Nietzche

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

joeschmitt I'm really sick of Twitter making me think my tweet wasn't posted, making me retype it from memory, then posting anyway.

by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian

joeschmitt I'm really sick of Twitter telling me my tweet wasn't posted, making me retype it from memory, then posting that tweet anyway.

by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian

joeschmitt I'm really sick of Twitter telling me my tweet wasn't posted, making me retype it from memory, then posting anyway.

by Joe Schmitt, Shorty Awards Runner-up for humor, Web Comedian

P0TUS Wow! Cost of white teeth has suddenly jumped to $10. Quackery at twice the price.

by Barracks O'Bama, fake account for Barack Obama, Fake Tweeter

paulfeig Seeing someone using a pay phone is like seeing someone listening to a cassette Walkman. You don't know if they're retro or terribly poor.

by Paul Feig, writer and producer of The Office, Creator of Freaks and Geeks, Comedy Writer