John Aboud
Frequent commenter on Best Week Ever
Hi, new best friend.
Comedy Writer
http://twitter.com/jaboud
http://www.coltonaboud.com
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429 tweets
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@jaboud and @mikecolton chat with Diane Sawyer about the Oscar nominations: http://bit.ly/9MpwdU
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Found out tonight there is a woman at JPL whose job is "publicist for Saturn."
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Patronized a lemonade stand as daughter sold Girl Scout cookies. Made a 50s day of it by drinking at Elks Lodge and foiling a Commie plot.
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Please enjoy a Colton & Aboud One-Page Screenplay, "Planning Joanna," the best romcom of all time: http://bit.ly/7JKb4f
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A night for reevaluation: Scott Brown makes us think about health care, Ke$ha makes us reexamine the legacy of L'Trimm. http://bit.ly/7puqRd
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New Year's resolution to lose a few pounds has morphed into hunger strike for Conan.
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New Twitter sidebar up at ColtonAboud.com. Powered by scripting from @earth2marsh and yours truly's trial & error CSS!
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Very kind shout-out to Modern Humorist in this "best of the decade" list: http://bit.ly/4WuIXN
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Hope you have an Avatarded 2010!
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Is it offensive to the Na'vi to call something "Avatarded"?
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"'Hey, maybe I’m wrong, but this guy looks nefarious,’ or whatever." -Michael Bloomberg http://bit.ly/4VBPAc
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Just drinking a beer in my fare-beater t-shirt.
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Has anyone (besides me) speculated that the NYT's "Skimmer" is a beta tablet interface? http://bit.ly/4XPzIf #islate #apple #doyoucare?
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Swelling in my toe indicates @mikecolton and I may be on another VH1 show: "100 Most Shocking Music Moments." http://i.tv/ #TV
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I [http://bit.ly/6gxHfX] Wordnik.com. #sitecrush
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Working at a tea shop in a decaying, abandoned shopping center. It's like "The Road" with Asian hipsters.
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"it will make much more econ. sense for the owner of the audience to find the content rather than other way 'round." http://bit.ly/8zKf8B
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Showtime will air RONNA & BEVERLY on MONDAY 12/21 @ 12:05 AM. @mikecolton 's mom plays "Sherry." http://tinyurl.com/Ronna-Bev-Air-date
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#JerseyShore ! http://yfrog.com/1dyvsgj
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Waiting for all the offers to replace #TigerWoods as spokesman. Accenture: Is your arm broken? Can't reach the phone?
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My pick for 2009's hottest holiday gift: http://bit.ly/4GgSvH
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"What factors influence you to shop at Macy's?" Uh, proximity to my kids' haircut place? #honestsurveyanswers
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What happens if I use Google Goggles to take a picture of beer? http://bit.ly/78k4R8
