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P0TUS
25,000 Tweets!
P0TUS
RT @politeracy : @P0TUS did you see the shadow of TOTUS? Need to know if I can put winter clothes away. <> I did, I did, I did, I did, I....
P0TUS
RT @politeracy : @P0TUS Agave not in the cactus family, so you can have a tequila exemption. <> WhaddaYaMean agave not in cacti fam? Say Huh?
sockington
defragmenting litterbox THIS WILL TAKE QUITE SOME TIME chuf chuf chuf chuf chuf chuf SERIOUSLY GO TAKE A WALK OR SOMETHING chuf chuf
darthvader
We had something like Groundhog Day back home, but if the Sarlacc didn't see his shadow you were pretty much dead.
P0TUS
Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes....Yes, there was a cocktail party last night. Arghhh...coffee, please.
sockington
sitting on couch WHAT OF IT not every occasion of me sitting on the couch means I am hiding something OK FINE IT'S UNDER THE CUSHION
P0TUS
Kegger at POTUS's! Ladies are free! Men....not so much. RT @evrybdyHATESana : @P0TUS when is the next beer summit? <>
sockington
COMPLETELY VICTORIOUS OVER THIS RUG for varying quantities of victory OH WHO AM I KIDDING I STILL LOVE YOU RUGGY RUG RUG
P0TUS
BREAKING: <> TOTUS wins honorary #Grammy for "Best Impersonation of a POTUS"
sockington
HAVE JUST STARTED NEW TRANSACTION SERVICE CALLED SOCKSPAL flexible and easy to use JUST GIVE ME A TREAT AND I PRETEND I AM YOUR PAL
P0TUS
Good Night, TWeoples!
P0TUS
RT @Michellemmm : Who's hotter, Bill Gates or Steve Jobs? <> Fargo or Grand Forks?
P0TUS
RT @politeracy : @P0TUS Oops! Toyota recalled your motorcade. <> Rather have Prius anyways. Better for the image.
P0TUS
RT @politeracy : @P0TUS Rahm reserved Presidential suite at Red Roof Inn 4 U. Perk: TWizzlers on your pillow. > Smoking room?
Borat
I think pink is spotting at the grammys. I saw it on my HDTV.
Borat
if beyonce were a boy I'd still do her.
P0TUS
Off to get an Armadillo-burger....with Dijon, of course.
