NEWS... BUT NOT AS YOU KNOW IT
You wait ages for a Nigel, and then 372 turn up at once.
It tried to eat the entire snake whole.
They were made during the reign of Queen Victoria in 1899 - but were controversial.
Doctors believe a bolt of lightning ricocheted off a puddle and burst through his window, hitting him in the arm.
Officers asked anyone who recognised the man (or his backside?) to get in touch.
At least the question wasn't 'how much is a first class stamp?'
The porker has not been jailed.
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