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Mockumentary set in medieval England with no explanation as to why or how a camera crew is there

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A lot of people have mentioned monty python and the holy grail on this post which is accurate but I was envisioning more of a the office/what we do in the shadows type sitcom complete with talking heads and will-they-or-won’t-theys and with the technology that allows the mockumentary genre to exist going completely unquestioned by the entire cast despise it not occurring anywhere else in the otherwise realistically portrayed setting

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…hang on, I think there’s a workable premise here.

The camera crew is a team of time-traveling scientists, studying an isolated village. They don’t bother trying to blend in with the locals much, because they know the village will be wiped out by plague in a few years and no trace of their expedition survives in the historical record. The villagers think they’re wealthy-but-eccentric travelers from a distant land, and they’ve bought off the local lord, a minor knight who doesn’t pay much attention to his serfs anyway.

The scientists are jaded. They’ve all been on multiple expeditions to doomed communities, and they’ve learned not to get too attached to their subjects. Part of the mockumentary format includes their video diaries, internal squabbles, and personality conflicts. The rest is interviews with the locals, footage of the crew tagging along with them in their daily lives, and the various experiments members of the crew are running.

(Most of their research is innocuous: water and soil samples, collecting plant and animal specimens to restore future biodiversity, measuring linguistic drift. All their planned human-subject research had to pass an ethics review board.)

(That said, sometimes opportunities for impromptu data collection arise. And sometimes you get bored and want to know what would happen if you projected a 40-foot holographic cow on the road outside the village.)

(The time travel science ethics review board has very clear rules about starting cults: no matter how funny you think it would be, don’t.)

The tone of the show is pitch-black comedy, at least to start with. The crew is burned out and cynical, the villagers are poor and underfed and overworked. Nobody’s doing their best work, or even trying to, really. This is a team that couldn’t get better, sexier, more exciting assignments, and a village full of people whose idea of a better future is a harvest that fails less than last year’s.

But over the course of, say, three seasons — not quite as long as it’s going to take for the plague to arrive — the research team does something they’re really not supposed to do. They get invested. They start to care, a little. They give the villagers a tiny bit of help, here and there — and they’re shocked to see just how much the villagers manage to do with that help.

But the villagers are still doomed, even if they’re clever and curious and likable. Even if a few of them are smart enough to figure out that the research crew aren’t just weird rich foreigners. Even if letting them all die is starting to feel like a waste, or even a crime.

There’s nothing they can do about it. History is very clear about the village’s fate, and they can’t change history.

Right?

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ooh ooh okay. the cold open for every episode (the equivalent to B99’s morning meeting cold opens) is the expedition leader going over a video message from her future self. like just a day or two in the future. usually it’s nothing big, just letting her know about any events in the village that they should try to get recordings of, and warning her about any new bullshit her underlings are going to try to get away with.

in theory she would also get warned away from any actions that could negatively impact the timeline, but this is an extremely low-stakes, low-prestige assignment. everyone with actual career prospects is fighting tooth and nail for the sexy assignments, like pre- volcano Pompeii or Yellowstone. nothing her team can do here really matters, so she never gets warned about anything major.

until sweeps week, probably.

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some fun running gags:

the scientists always say decades without specifying the century, leading to constant misunderstandings

“hey it could be worse, we could have been stuck in the 20s”

“what are you talking about? the 1920s are a dream assignment compared to this!”

“oh lol no I meant the 2020s, my bad”

“you know what I miss? live music. when I was stationed in the 90s I got to go to so many concerts”

“no shit? oh man did you get to see Nirvana live, that would rule”

“no but I did see The Magic Flute in Vienna! with Mozart conducting!”

additional running gag: the show starts when the team has already been on site for a while, so most of the villagers are already pretty blasé about seeing future technology. BUT there is one villager who just. always loses her shit, every time. without fail. just full on “BACK, foul creature!!!! WHAT is this FIENDISH SORCERY you wield????” while her neighbors are like “okay calm your tits Maud, they do this every tuesday and it’s fine”

running gag that i am unashamedly stealing from star trek: constant references to events and cultural figures from future history (ie the period between now and when the scientists come from). also it’s never clear, based on the scientists’ offhand references to their childhoods and home lives, whether their future society is a blissful utopia or a very weird dystopia.

running gag with eventual payoff: there are two small and very grubby village children who like to follow the crew around. they never speak. we get lots of reaction shots of the two of them staring blankly at whatever nonsense just happened.

after at least two years of this, a member of the crew is trying to fix a piece of equipment and having no success. the two small children wander into frame (as they often do) and the scientist ignores them (as he usually does)

only this time, the smaller and grubbier child wordlessly pulls a tool out of the scientist’s toolbox and hands it to the larger and slightly less grubby child, who fixes the problem and hands the tool back to the (now dumbfounded) scientist. they walk away, still silent. now it’s the scientist’s turn to stare blankly into the camera.

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#read a reddit thread recently about how this scene is crucial to understanding both of their motivations  #because ed’s had a lifetime of adventure and finds the idea of a quiet domestic life an exciting change of pace  #but stede only just escaped a quiet domestic life that made him miserable for years  #and he looks at this sock-folding ed and thinks he’s ruined him by bringing him into the life stede ran away from  #i don’t think it’s quite as simple as ‘stede doesn’t want domestic non-pirate ed'  #bc it’s quite clear that stede loves ed for ed and not just the romanticized ideal of adventure he represents  #but it does force him to confront some uncomfortable truths about what he wants and what impact he has on others  (via @eugeniedanglars )

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sassysousa
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I don’t actually think it took Stede so long to know he loved Ed because he hadn’t had a crush before. I think (though this is one of those things that could be read either way, and is great either way) he’s wildly aware of his crush. Possibly from step one, certainly by the time he spends the night obsessing out the window at Ed and Calico Jack (who’s confirmed at last that Ed definitely swings that way). He says “It’s over,” and he knows what that means. The problem isn’t that he doesn’t know he’s in it, the problem is he doesn’t know he’s allowed to believe it’s love.

Ed comes from a very queer, very uninhibited culture (and this is historical) where pirates enter mateloge with each other and (as Jack says) “anything goes.” Stede comes from the mainland, where queer men are prosecuted and destroyed, where he’s been tortured and shunned for his softness from childhood, and where people like him don’t get to choose love, anyway. His dad made that clear from the beginning.

He might know his queerness is attractive to Ed, but does he realize it’s something sacred to him? Something that could be loved, and committed to? And does he know that out on the water he’s not just free to kiss Ed, but to choose him forever?

He thinks it’s shameful, disreputable and life-ruining, for his family and for Ed, so he goes home. He thinks everyone there will be relieved he’s back in his proper place, back in the real world; but nobody is. The men envy him his moment of freedom, and Mary doesn’t need his stability or his decency. Mary’s found something better. Mary’s choice would have been considered shameful and unstable in her time, too—unwed, unblessed by her parents, freely entered—but she’s not ashamed; she’s glad. She’s free. And she has the temerity to say it’s love. That’s all Stede needs to see. Ed let him know they could live together, but I think Mary’s joy helped him see they could call it love too.

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Lots of good stuff in that interview but he also puts it well why 1) we’re not beholden to history as a timeline and 2) yeah the real ppl sucked this is fiction not slave owner/rapist glorification. Next time i see someone bitching im sending these quotes

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thehargreevesfamily:
“Calendar for the TUA postswe know it could be a countdown to something. Its either the trailer or the official poster.
edit:  I found out before the season 2 official poster were released, they did a 2 day gap between the...
thehargreevesfamily

Calendar for the TUA posts

we know it could be a countdown to something. Its either the trailer or the official poster. 

edit:  I found out before the season 2 official poster were released, they did a 2 day gap between the character posts. After the final one, they released the official poster the next day. So the 27th to the 29th are dates you should get look out for.

thank you op tua