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BREAKING: Eurovision Typhoons on standby to assist local authorities with #ExtinctionRebellion & #KillTheBill protests in London today. Crews are authorised to carry out "Show of Force" fly-bys and fire Sidewinder missile warning shots at protestors. Photographed from a Canberrapic.twitter.com/PwOLuHFWcq

BREAKING: Super Army Soldiers in Protestor Removal Army Tanks are heading into #London to assist local authorities remove #Greenpeace #ExtinctionRebellion & #InsulateBritain protestors from roads using state-of-the-art Protestor Removal And Termination Spinners from a Canberrapic.twitter.com/1Th5g8RWoR

BREAKING: A400 Hercules jets drop 80085 more Met Police Officers into war torn #COP26Glasgow as part of Operation Retired Soapdodger after 12 #ExtinctionRebellion protestors are seen buying Superglue in Aldi Photographed from a Canberra #AvGeekpic.twitter.com/S5AjX5JRkO

BREAKING: Super Army Soldiers have arrived in Whitehall (#London) to take statues into protective custody due to the risk of #londonprotest #ClimateJustice protestors covering them in red paint as part of operation Save Ancient Statues. Photographed from a Canberrapic.twitter.com/XeRIwNRxcQ

BREAKING: Super Army Soldiers arrive on the M25 to assist local authorities deal with #InsulateBritain protestors as part of Operation BrakeTestpic.twitter.com/ec6E06qEkr

Fact of the Day: The Boffins at LARPA who developed the "Dazzle" paint job for @hms_tamar have now developed paint for HMS Warboat and HMS Miniwarboat that tricks baddie radar into thinking they are the friendly (baddie) submarine HMSki Sinkski #BoatGeekpic.twitter.com/kUV17SngqC

The building work on our new secret radar/listening facility is almost finished, #RAFLuton CO Gp Capt Harry Stashe will be opening it next week!pic.twitter.com/C1BB3mtY1N

Fact of the Day: The famous Ghostbusters Lancasters could fly at a maximum altitude of 50ft but generally flew everywhere at an altitude of 15ft to avoid enemy radar. #AvGeekpic.twitter.com/Xa2ULJw4P5

Fact of the Day: The B52 is a Close Army Support (CAS) fighter jet that is invisible to radar and regularly flies at over 160,000,000ft high! (Pilots refer to this as super high) Photo by Sgt T Rickster, taken from a #RAFLuton Canberra over central London #AvGeekpic.twitter.com/Y2X9OFwaxX

BREAKING: The Boffins at LARPA (Lutons Advanced Research Projects Agency) have unveiled the Generally Human Operated Stealth Tank which is completely invisible to radar and the human eyepic.twitter.com/05loCInt32

Fact of the Day: When the Hawk T2 (Terminator) fighter jet is scared or under attack it releases a cloud of Fast Acting Radar Turmoil gas to confuse baddie jets and anti plane bombs being fired at it. Pilots will spend over 300hrs learning to use a FART effectively #AvGeekpic.twitter.com/Qx3S9HOcjf

BREAKING: Exclusive photo of one of our A380 Fighter jets as it is converted into a stealth bomber. As you can see almost half the stealth cloaking panels are now fitted. Once finished the plane will be invisible to radar and the crew. #RAFLuton #AvGeekpic.twitter.com/KYLSur0CuP

Fact of the Day: The F22 can activate it's Stealth Undercover Cloud Kinetically Engineered Reflector to make baddie radar think it is a fast moving cloud for up to 3 seconds! Filmed from a Canberra #AvGeekpic.twitter.com/TOm0JmC6eg

Can anyone tell us how we stop our stealth bombers appearing on flight radar please? #AvGeekpic.twitter.com/z68IeAfv9P

Photo of the Day: HMS Runwayboat and HMS Floatylanding escort Le Mini Nukie de Runway Leboat (Middle) to Swansea to join the international peace keeping force currently deployed there. Photographed from a Canberrapic.twitter.com/5Za55wMBAI

BREAKING: Station CO Gp Capt Harry Stashe can confirm that earlier today protesters broke into #RAFLuton and glued themselves to a visiting Squadron of Dornier Alpha jets. The RAF Police are dealing with the incident as soon as they've put the barrier down #AvGeekpic.twitter.com/DCoiwfNQIv

Meet the Team: RAF Police Sqn Ldr Frank "Ponch" Poncherello runs the Command Highviz Interceptor Patrol Squad at #RAFLuton and patrols the fence making sure #AvGeeks don't lean ladders against the fence, he can respond to emergency ladder incidents on his V8 EcoScooter in days!pic.twitter.com/QgtkPyAXo4

Urgent Appeal: RAF Police are appealing for witnesses after one of our Space Shuttle Buses was vandalised during anti #lockdown protests lastnight. Anyone with information is urged to contact them first thing Tuesday afternoon when they return to workpic.twitter.com/b5Mc29jxQw

This amazing photograph shows a Chinook S (small) unloading an army Landrover tank from a Chinook L (large), This is very dangerous and timing is crucial in order to avoid the large spinny thingspic.twitter.com/Au41RGptJj