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  1. Jun 25

    Always having to pee right after I pee

  2. Jun 27

    I just peed my pants....while sitting on the couch....so not only did I have to change my pants but also scrub the couch with my pet urine spray.

  3. Jun 27

    Any other pregnant woman having difficulty sleeping at night?

  4. Jun 28

    I felt extremely sick, because I was hungry. So I had some food. Now I feel 10 times worse because I ate just the most minuscule amount too much.

  5. Jun 26

    True love is your husband helping you shave because you can no longer bend with ease or see the places that need to be shaved

  6. 2 hours ago

    Hannah out of nowhere- “I’m not hungry but I just want like a pie and burry my face in it. I don’t want to consume food I want to be consumed in the food.” Then she just starts bawling right after she said it.

  7. 11 hours ago

    This heat! I can't even step outside with my 2 internal hot water bottles 👶🏻👶🏻

  8. 1 hour ago

    It’s wild to me how my sex drive has plummeted into the ground

  9. Jun 25

    Let the Heartburn begin.... ☹️

  10. Jun 23

    sometimes i’ll be driving listening to music too loud and my baby will kick the shit outta me and remind me to turn it tf down😂

  11. I’ve tried Sex, Spicey foods, eggplant, pineapple, squats, exercise ball hip exercises, walking, dancing and nothing is helping me get this baby out lol

  12. 21 hours ago

    I nearly cried when I hopped on the scales the other night... I’m growing a human... I’m growing a human... I’m growing a fucking hungry human 😂

  13. 2 hours ago

    So my waters broke last night at midnight, but I still haven’t started proper labour. Ugh. This waiting game sucks.

  14. 6 hours ago

    Am i starving? Yes. Do i want to get up and make something to eat? No. Is it cause my hip feels dislocated and my shot site is swollen and painful and my back feels like its snapping? Yes.

  15. 2 hours ago

    The line for today. “Gosh it is so hot outside, you have to be miserable” well I’m in A/C and no I’m fine... 🤰🏽

  16. 1 hour ago

    Was asked twice yesterday if I was overdue. I still have 3 months left. Goodbye self esteem.

  17. Jun 21

    Me - Pizza gives me heartburn, I won’t eat it , 5 minutes later- but it smells so good just one piece- all night I struggle with heart burn. When will I learn?

  18. Jun 22

    What’s the 1st thing you do when you arrive in your hotel room? I call room service for a box fan!

  19. 13 hours ago

    Cold Dr Pepper or cold milk??🤰🏼 🤦🏼‍♀️

  20. Jun 28

    Had a dream I was smuggling exotic fish across the border, using my womb, and the shark and frog-lizard kept biting at my skin and internal organs so they had to get taken out before I made any money off them.

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