Laurie Voss

@seldo

Data analyst at . Previously co-founder , started . Frequently mistaken for an alpaca. He/him. 🏳️‍🌈🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸

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    May 3

    We are at entry #14 already because still lockdown. Our subject is Theodosius 1, also known as Theodosius the great. You may not have heard much about him before, but it turns out he was tremendously influential in fucking up the world forever, so let's dig in.

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    47 minutes ago

    Mike Pence toured the Mayo Clinic without a mask on 4/28. Katie Miller tested positive for COVID on 5/8. The asymptomatic transmission period for COVID can be at least 14 days. Did Miller spend any time with Pence between 4/24 and 4/28, before he breathed all over the hospital?

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  3. 49 minutes ago

    Unemployment is at 15%, the worst rate in 90 years, but the Republicans are still going to be out there defending Trump and his total lack of leadership in response to the pandemic.

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  4. 1 hour ago

    My next baking experiment is going to be "southern style biscuits". I have purchased buttermilk.

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  5. 3 hours ago

    Christ on a fucking bicycle.

    Trump: "I feel about vaccines like I feel about tests. This is going to go away without a vaccine, it's gonna go away, and we're not going to see it again, hopefully, after a period of time. You may have some flare-ups..." Then says he doesn't necessarily mean it goes this year.
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    4 hours ago

    imagine marrying Stephen Miller and not having it be the worst thing to happen to you that year

    BREAKING: President Trump just said "Katie" is VP staffer who tested positive. Katie Miller is VP spox & wife of WH adviser Stephen Miller. Entire West Wing has now been directly or indirectly exposed to COVID-19.
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    4 hours ago

    the GOP message for the fall is really coming together

    Asked about another round of stimulus checks, Sen John Kennedy said, "Well people in hell want ice water too.”
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  8. 5 hours ago

    There are two modes in which we run our dishwasher: 1. "Well, it's 2 spoons, but we should get into the habit of running it regularly" 2. "Oh god it's been 3 days, literally every plate, glass and fork we own is crammed in there" Mode 1 is always the day after Mode 2.

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  9. 5 hours ago

    This ad takes a dramatic turn at the end, not so much a turn as a full 180 reversal, truly this marketing campaign was designed by someone with no soul left.

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    im losing my mind. there is no way you're going to be able to predict what this ad is trying to sell you finally, now more than ever, women can buy our product
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  10. 5 hours ago

    The article goes into the nuance of this data, but I think the biggest point to note is that React is a LOT more popular than the other frameworks, so there will be a lot more inexperienced devs and just a lot more sites in general written in React, so that will skew it slower.

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  11. Retweeted
    May 7

    TODAY MARKS 3 YEARS SINCE THE INFAMOUS LIP SYNC BATTLE AIRED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION AND THE WORLD WAS BLESSED WITH TOM HOLLAND PERFORMING UMBRELLA BY RIHANNA PERFECTLY! and from that moment, I knew he was our perfect spider-man.

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  12. 6 hours ago

    Some fascinating data on resource usage and performance in some major web frameworks: (Spoiler: Vue does surprisingly well, Angular surprisingly poorly)

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  13. 6 hours ago

    I sure am glad I spent a bunch of time and money getting my Global Entry card sorted out 3 weeks before international travel shut down worldwide forever.

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  14. 8 hours ago

    While Guff is recovering from surgery his morning walks have become a race against time. We have to finish the walk before his pain meds kick in so he can stand in the center of the kitchen, blinking very slowly.

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  15. 8 hours ago

    Shouldn't this be a crime of some kind?

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    Fox News' Pete Hegseth calls for people to go out and get infected by coronavirus: "Now that we are learning more, herd immunity is our friend. Healthy people getting out there -- they are going to have to have some courage."
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  16. 8 hours ago

    In a world of masks my Trinidadian habit of nodding upwards as a greeting has become a lot more useful.

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    10 hours ago

    Two months ago, we had the lowest unemployment rate in 50 years. Today, we have the highest unemployment rate in 80 years.

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  18. 9 hours ago

    The police aren't racist they just only arrest black people for crimes.

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    The Brooklyn DA is refusing to prosecute social distancing arrests, saying violations were overwhelmingly tilted toward black NYers. Info on 40 social distancing arrests in BK from March 17-May 4, per Eric Gonzalez's Office: -35 arrested were black -4 were Hispanic -1 was white
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  19. 19 hours ago

    It is around this point that ordinarily I would begin the process of procrastinating about making an appointment to get my hair cut.

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  20. 19 hours ago

    Tiktok's ML is so good I literally forget that straight people are even allowed to use that app.

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    22 hours ago

    BREAKING: Father and son arrested and charged with murder in shooting death of Ahmaud Arbery in Georgia.

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