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@mekosoff

writing, mostly. dms open, she/her

Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2009
Born August 18

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Nov 25

    my first feature for and it’s about graphing calculators!

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  3. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    Hi guys, I heard we're talking about Peloton today. If you'd like to know why a lot of regular people are sort of fanatical about it in spite of its weird marketing, I spent six months reporting this story about it.

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  4. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    cast iron skillets can have little a soap

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    SCOOP: Ring threw a racist party for employees in 2017, which featured company shirts that say "FUCK CRIME" and Native American dress. These are the people designing and moderating one of the most important private/police surveillance tools out there

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  6. 11 hours ago

    please note that enemies are different from nemeses. enemies are people who have wronged you, nemeses are made up antagonists people on twitter say they have for some reason

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  7. 11 hours ago

    an important factor in all close friendships/relationships is updating your enemies list with the enemies of the people you care about

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  8. 12 hours ago

    i could have probably done without three days of peleton adgate but now i must know: who are these definitely-real people writing to peleton in support of The Ad

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    No one can tell me my nabe’s new French bakery isn’t pronounced “bein’ cute”

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  10. Retweeted
    Dec 3

    Stop making excuses for tourists. Midtown is the easiest place in the world to navigate. It's a grid system with numbered streets and avenues. Get on the subway, get off at a stop with a number close to 33.

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  11. 14 hours ago

    griefbacon was my favorite newsletter i read this year. every essay, including this one about maps by the yeah yeah yeahs, was a gem, albeit a gem that would casually commit an act of emotional terrorism on me

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    Dec 2

    Kuma No Kumaru, a Japanese cartoon character, is an anxious, troubled bear.

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  13. Retweeted
    Dec 3

    That *ICE itself* thought McKinsey was recommending detention changes that were too harsh to immigrants is really something

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    Dec 2

    This is basically private equity's local-journalism strategy.

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    Dec 3

    Amazon Ring now has 677 police partnerships, up nearly 100 from the beginning of last month

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    Dec 3
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  17. Dec 3

    something i personally love doing is picking out a new health insurance plan during open enrollment that is somehow both prohibitively expensive and also covers basically nothing

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    Dec 2

    Still looking for justice for Lil Yachty after people came for him for repeatedly saying he didn’t know/care much about Biggie and TuPac and his real inspirations were Soulja Boy and Coldplay

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    Dec 3

    been thinking about Dave Matthews on Monday Night Football for about 14 hours now

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    Dec 3

    twitter sucks cause you'll say something, and maybe it will blow up, and suddenly everyone is angry at you for not considering all possible exceptions to the thing you wrote when you were probably on the toilet

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  21. Dec 2

    turned on netflix, saw that the next episode of the office was scott’s tots, said “oh no” out loud to literally nobody, and turned off the tv again

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