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gooooob morning. today has infinite wondrous possibilities. i’m going back to sleep. but you should find out what they are

the small neighbor human and i. have been working on a puzzle. for quite some time. we only have one piece left. but we can’t find it anywhere. i hope i didn’t eat it. that sounds like something i might do

i choose to believe. that when he locates a koala. he puts them on his back. and they ride him out of the firehttps://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1197575442280017921 …

at the park today. i noticed the human glancing at another human. so i made my way over. and sat on their foot. forcing my human to come apologize for me. i am a matchmaker

gooooob morning. i’ve given it some thought. and i’m going to be the best today

i would like more frens. so i have made a list of my best qualities. for your consideration 6. am fluffy 1. can jump (and sit) C. sometimes i sneeze i look forward. to hearing from you

the human keeps a picture of me. on the front of their little computer. so they can show everyone they meet. wherever they go. just how beautiful i am

the tiny monsters are on their way. and my job. is to hold this bucket of snacks for them. i was told they can only take one. but that’s not my rule to enforce

the human asked what i wanted to be for halloween. and after some thought. i have decided. i would like to be cherished

could you please do that thing. where you hold me

occasionally during our walks. someone will pass us. and completely ignore my human. but whisper hello to me. i really enjoy this

my stuffed fren sebastian and i. were hanging outside. when a leaf fell from above. and came to rest on his noggin. he has been chosen. sebastian is king of spooky season. long may he reign

gooooob morning. i am already very tired. so i really think. we should all try again tomorrow

would you mind. taking a moment to consider. that i love you

we are headed to a pumpkin patch. and although i’ve been told. i can only bring one home. i am going to say hi. to every pumpkin there

today. is my stuffed fren sebastian’s second birthday. and to celebrate. we would like to see. all of your favorite stuffed frens

the human came home for a bit. claiming they forgot their lunch. but i think we all know. they just missed me

if you leave the room i’m in. i will always follow you to the next one. whatever this adventure is. you don’t have to do it alone

gooooob morning. i think. with the right amount of peanut butter. today could go well