Jani Eväkallio (in NOLA)

@jevakallio

Comedian, speaker, improviser · VP Eng · Writer · Hosts · React/Native/GraphQL · 🇫🇮-in-🇬🇧

London, England
github.com/jevakallio
Joined August 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 30

    we out here actively destroying the web and harming its users

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  2. 15 hours ago

    When your product manager prioritizes all features

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  3. Retweeted
    21 Oct 2014

    We're a modest company with modest goals: 1: sell a quality product at a fair price 2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god

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  4. Retweeted
    Feb 21

    📚 FRESH LIB 📚 Check out Wonka - an callbag-inspired observables library written in made by the ever industrious ! As an added bonus, it's completely compatible - now you have no excuse not to take a peek.

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  5. 20 hours ago

    Well fuck. We've just sold out the initial batch of tickets in 44 minutes 🚀 If you do want to come, please RSVP for the waitlist. We'll be raffling out a bunch more tickets in the upcoming weeks!

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  6. 20 hours ago

    AAAAND we have sold out the initial batch of tickets in a record 44 minutes 😬 BUUUUT if you missed the drop and want to come, please put yourself on the waitlist and watch this space for more info - we'll be raffling out 20 more tickets over the next couple of weeks!

    HELLO NERDS! is now , and we're back in London town on Friday March 8! It's a comedy event by JavaScript developers, for JavaScript developers. Tickets are free but extremely limited, grab yours now! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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  7. 20 hours ago

    Finally, we have our in-house comedy team TC Thirty-NaN with another improvised play. It's the same folks you've seen before, , and , but with an all new show, because that's how improv works you dumdum

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  8. 20 hours ago

    Back by popular demand, hosts Battle Decks Round II! Ever wanted to give a talk in front of 100 people with slides you've never seen before? Yeah, us neither, but it's absolutely hilarious and now you can!

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  9. 20 hours ago

    *commercial jingle* We would like like to thank our sponsor , who incredibly kindly and generously are Supporting the Arts by inviting us to their fantastic space and providing food and drinks. I presume they're hiring, because who isn't?

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  10. 20 hours ago

    SMOOSH Entertainment Industries is excited to announce the debut gig of the shitposting supergroup The Postal Service Workers. Comprised by and , they'll play songs about JavaScript! (You laugh now... but you'll also laugh then!)

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  11. 20 hours ago

    Firstly, we are proud to have on our show. Unlike the rest of us, Joe is a real comedian with an Edinburgh Fringe show and everything. But he's also a React engineer. You can find more about Joe on his web site:

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  12. 20 hours ago

    We have an incredible lineup for you! Let me tell you all about it ITT

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  13. 20 hours ago

    HELLO NERDS! is now , and we're back in London town on Friday March 8! It's a comedy event by JavaScript developers, for JavaScript developers. Tickets are free but extremely limited, grab yours now! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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  14. 20 hours ago

    HELLO NERDS! is now , and we're back in London town on Friday March 8! It's a comedy event by JavaScript developers, for JavaScript developers. Tickets are free but extremely limited, grab yours now! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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  15. 20 hours ago

    smoosh london tickets launching in 5 minutes nbd

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  16. Feb 20

    all jokes aside could you please take action, this is just the latest of many examples of your public relations person being abusive against members of the community and it's frankly not ok

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  17. Feb 20

    does this hellhole of a project not have a code of conduct

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  18. Feb 20

    you still somehow have this one job and it boggles the mind why

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  19. Feb 20

    you had one job

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  20. Feb 20

    Pssst... JavaScript comedy night is back in London on March 8. We've got an amazing lineup of comedy and music planned. Tickets are dropping tomorrow like 4pmish or whenever we get around pushing that button, so stay tuned -- tix will go fast!

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  21. Retweeted
    Feb 20

    Looking for examples of poetry / prose that play with and/or borrow from programming syntax. Any suggestions much appreciated!

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