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  1. May 26

    I am definitely at the “are people gonna dig this comic?” stage....

    4 replies . 6 likes
  2. May 25

    It could be a sacred text penned on holy vellum and inscribed in the blood of the saints, yet Scotland would still be 'too wee, too poor' to be independent according to our friends, the unionists. `

    30 replies . 194 retweets 441 likes
  3. 1 hour ago

    After all that, it's Cavs-Warriors once again

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  4. 2 hours ago

    Above all only passion and hard work can carry you. Connections....

    1 reply . 1 retweet 1 like
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  5. May 22

    We are some serious underachievers maZimba.

    33 replies . 29 retweets 49 likes
  6. May 23

    I really really love coming home to a grumpy family everyday.

    2 replies . 3 likes
  7. May 23

    Remember when we had all the store positions worked out and then Starbucks decided to change everything again.

    1 reply . 3 retweets 7 likes
  8. May 24

    I used to brag about being the dumper in elementary school and now my karma for that is that I’m always the dumpee:(

    1 reply . 9 likes
  9. 39 minutes ago

    If Obama was POTUS, he’d shut down all these unnecessary three point shots. He’d have a summit and he’d be like “Look! Slow down and take the smart shot.” then everyone would applaud and we’d all feel good about ourselves & our country

    1 like
  10. 8 hours ago

    I don't understand what is happening to me, at 34 my whole head is covered in grey hair. Even my mum doesn't have as much as me.

    2 replies .
  11. 8 hours ago

    I’ve just updated my Twitter profile to read. ‘Father of two daughters 22 and 19. Give me strength .’

    1 reply . 9 likes
  12. 4 hours ago

    Playing video games, practicing code, and indulging in lots of food is my life at this point... 💤

    1 reply . 4 retweets 1 like
  13. May 27

    I just don’t know how to deal with this crap patriotism in church. I had to take out a communion video with the American flag background last year and a lady just walked past with flags in the alter flowers.

    6 replies . 1 retweet 9 likes
  14. 7 hours ago

    This is from 2013 when I first started at Tony Abbott.

    2 replies . 7 retweets 7 likes
  15. May 27

    I guess we are going camping...

    1 reply . 1 like
  16. May 26

    You know a movie’s bad when you’re thinking about all the pages you could have edited for the last two hours.

    2 replies . 8 likes
  17. May 27

    Ummm... It seems wedding number two is under way... Same bat hotel. Same bat karaoke. ♥️♥️♥️💍🎂💍♥️♥️♥️ 😂

    11 replies . 2 retweets 64 likes
  18. 2 hours ago

    Our last trip to ireland was cancelled because I tore my achilles. 18 hrs out from the next try and of course the little boy gets croup.

    1 like
  19. May 27

    Caroline Simons, forgetful star of US religious network TV EWTN, now trotting out the Trumpian biased mainstream media line

    1 reply . 4 retweets 13 likes
  20. May 22

    I'm at the game & praying Chatwood doesn't walk the pitcher.

    5 replies . 15 likes

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