Joel Califa

@notdetails

currently funemployed // prev. led product design at . frown upside down since 2010.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 16

    Some news: Today's my last day at ! That means I finally get to write a self-aggrandizing Medium post 🎉

    48 replies 1 retweet 157 likes
  2. 13 hours ago

    It's be dope if self worth was static and sensible and always high 🙃

    5 likes
  3. 20 hours ago

    Hey everyone is hilarious

  4. 20 hours ago
    Replying to

    "I wish I could live forever" "Adding chicken liver to your shopping list"

    1 like
  5. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    this thread is everything right now

    Oh, wow. Little girl in full meltdown because when her mom packed movies for the trip, she only packed the little boy's favorites.
    2 replies 6 retweets 21 likes
  6. 21 hours ago

    heeeey

    Announcing Object Storage early access! Receive free usage through October 31st when you sign up:
  7. 22 hours ago

    Unemployment plans for the day: 1. Buy entire watermelon 2. Eat entire watermelon

    11 replies 73 likes
  8. 23 hours ago
    Replying to

    "I wish I was rich." "Which Rich do you want to call?" 😒

    1 reply 3 likes
  9. 23 hours ago

    You know how genies in stories get the wishes ironically wrong? The modern version of that are smart assistants who keep mishearing you ✨

    2 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
  10. 24 hours ago

    If you don't want to click through (obviously) it's only $300k. My girlfriend asked me to guess and not exaggerate and I started at $5 mil.

    I loved Wonder Woman so much but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
    2 replies 3 likes
  11. 24 hours ago

    I loved Wonder Woman so much but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

    1 reply
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 18

    Have I ever told you how glad I am that these pictures exist?

    668 replies 89,998 retweets 180,860 likes
  13. 24 hours ago

    For a company that's **literally stopped working on this product** this is really gross

    When your email client turns into Clash of Clans or whatever that shitty game is called.
    1 reply 4 likes
  14. 24 hours ago

    story of my life

    7 likes
  15. 24 hours ago

    I had a nightmare that Eth crashed. Maybe I should just get out 👀

    4 replies 4 likes
  16. Jun 19

    yeah, ok "science"

  17. Jun 19

    should designers code jokes are only funny when I make them

    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 19

    my favorite thing today is inventing the bus, and this is my favorite thread:

    32 replies 1,291 retweets 2,371 likes
  19. Jun 19

    Let's play "spot the people who are trying to maintain a public image of disliking the Trump administration, all while collaborating w/ it."

    Let’s play “spot the people who wish they were dead”
    1 retweet 2 likes
  20. Jun 19

    this a hundred fucking times

    Etiquette thoughts: - ask both parties before making an email intro - if you're requesting a meeting, offer to travel to the other person
    5 likes
  21. Jun 19

    I thought Conan was hilarious once but he's really bad and kind of sexist and gross

    2 replies 3 likes

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