Hal Cruttenden

@Halcruttenden

Stand up comedian, writer and actor. I am not the guy from 'Homes under the Hammer' although I'd love to be.

London
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Joined November 2009
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  1. 12 hours ago

    Anyone else think that the whole Trump election campaign is actually an episode of 'What would you do?' via

    2 retweets 11 likes
  2. Aug 5

    Our thoughts are with Christian Lealiifano and his family

    NEWS: It is with great sadness that we inform fans that Christian Lealiifano has been diagnosed with Leukaemia.
    40 retweets 61 likes
  3. Aug 5

    Wednesday it's & again £8 each or £20 to see all of them

    6 retweets 3 likes
  4. Aug 5

    This is how teenagers ruin tasteful holiday photos.

    4 retweets 32 likes
  5. Aug 5

    you're just annoyed because you were shit at it.

    7 retweets 38 likes
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  7. Aug 5

    Tourists doing that 'holding up Tower of Pisa' joke. My kids did it and I'm not talking to them now.

    5 retweets 38 likes
  8. Aug 4

    Anyone else thinking of putting some money on the Russians to win stuff this year?

    2 retweets 25 likes
  9. Aug 4

    This is great holiday reading. Reminds us that Putin's a criminal scumbag and annoys Russians round the pool. via

    9 retweets 22 likes
  10. Aug 4

    could be terrorism - could be mental health - could be both. Why not shut up and wait for facts?

    66 retweets 159 likes
  11. Aug 3

    The arms of my family after a week in Italy. I think we belong to all racial groups - p.s. spot the ginger's arm.

    6 retweets 75 likes
  12. Aug 2

    Be kind re Dave's penis? He's fighting Goliath so he's scared! Don't judge men on size. Am I protesting too much?

    17 likes
  13. Aug 2

    MIchelangelo's David - I call him Dave because I'm in showbiz too.

    1 retweet 27 likes
  14. Aug 1

    Is this Italian guy giving me the finger?

    5 retweets 27 likes
  15. Aug 1

    Outrageous behaviour in The Duomo Florence.

    3 retweets 25 likes
  16. Aug 1

    Stunning. But where's Wally?

    6 retweets 14 likes
  17. Aug 1

    Don't want to be all 'Dan Brown Da Vinci code' but I think Michael J Fox's Teen Wolf was in 14th century Florence.

    15 retweets 47 likes
  18. Jul 31

    Not saying kids being a pain on holiday but ever thought The Exorcist could be a story about Catholic Church overreacting to a typical teen.

    3 retweets 40 likes
  19. Jul 30

    Head to for Day 4 to see shows from &

    3 retweets 2 likes
  20. Jul 30

    My wife, ladies and gentlemen...

    yesterday when you said "I'm coming out" I merely thought you'd had enough time in the pool!
    2 retweets 37 likes

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