Doon MacKichan

opened the government inspector at the young vic on friday, wow, by the skin of our teeth, death or glory, teenagers doing gcse's, shattered

opening gov inspector in warwick next week, utterly afraid in all the right places, reading saul bellows seize the day, trying hard to do it

anuvahood excellent, very very funny, am in rehearsals for government inspector at the young vic in june and july, very excited + shittingit

getting recognised by the south london massive for my tiny part in anuvahhod film, i am so down with the yoot, hear me now! masaii mara wow

off to the masaii mara to teach yoga, someones got to do it, then into rehearsals for gov inspector, getting new translation this week

saw ' anna nichol' at royal opera house dir richard jones - inspiring, timely and viscious! also ruby wax in 'losing it' at choc factory fab

the long grey winter has finally defeated me,going to lanzagrotty with six year old, will get tan and drink gin til i'm sick

daughter was 16 yesterday. let her have a party. wrong. now paying for carpenters and fabreeze. why didnt i get more buckets?

will be playing the mayors wife in the government inspector by gogol at the young vic theatre, julian barrett playing mayor, ding dong whooo

@MartinMillar1 happy new year, good to hear about the good fairies, all good here, have a rescue puppy you'll be disgusted to hear ! xx

well, twitter me rigid but this greyness is freezing my soul, only solace, freezing dips in tooting lido and talking to wierdy dog people

son fractures foot, i didnt touch him officer,sister in hospital with pnuemonia, well now, cancer takes another friend, phew, happynewyear x

the dog is officially a triumph,thank allah xmas is cooked, i will not do it next year, i will be reclining with binoculars and a mojiitoooo

lidl is simply the dogs bollocks, xmas grub for 8 for 2 weeks, £1.99! dipped in tooting lido in ice, drank elderflower liqueur, joyeux noel

ROCKY the rescue pup has sucked me dry, wit-free tweets til 2011, just picking up shit and shouting, so whats new?

getting a rescue dog on friday. going to call it rocky, after my dad. its a staffordshire bull terrier. am i trying to give myself breakdown

met gill hicks, survivor of 7/11 tube bombings - doing a theatre workshop based on her book ONE UNKNOWN,never so glad to walk to work, read!

saw tom baxter sing this week, hauntingly beautiful songs. just been to book slam at tabernacle, improvised orchestra rare delight!

just seen my daughter play a witch in macbeth, she was EXCELLENT, she had done alot of research at home

Had past life regression, i was a geisha,can't decide if thats cool, or very very bad, must buy the novel, always liked a kimono

The sea doth wash away all human ills. Euripides. Swam in sea this morning, official first swim of st leonards cold water swim club! get in!

superlative theatre,' Or you could kiss me'at national, use of puppets recreating swimming took my breath away, from the warhorse lot, lush!

That is an emily dickinson poem about pain. Good for a november evening when its DARK AT 4 O'CLOCK, FARMERS LOOK SHARP

' This is the hour of lead,remembered if outlived,as freezing persons recollect the snow, first chill, then stupor, then the letting go.'

just finished primadoona in london, hope to tour it next year, feel wobbly legged, full of immodium and rose, hate hate the dark 4 o clockpm

still some tickets left to see my show at the menier this friday and saturday, c'mon tweeters! get busy! dave eggers the author is top stuff

I have lost the world out of my arse, never eat a fish wrap from borough market, ever. have had to cancell last four shows, back nxt week

tonight i will be mostly playing beyonce and ivana trump, just had bracing dip in tooting lido trying to get fit, primadoona starts 21 oct !

enjoying playing mr t in celebrity autobiography at liecester square theatre this week, only a FOOOOL WOULD MISS THIS SHOW

doing a show called celebrity autobiography next week in london, reading from mr t.primadoona tickets now on sale! stinkingbishop cheese mmm

my daughter has just taught me how to log in. lol. she is now standing watching me type and making me feel even more stupid

http://www.ullapix.com/doon/ this is a link to some pictures taken on last night of primadoona at the gilded balloon, edinburgh festival

Another picture of Doon in Primadoona http://twitpic.com/2n0wmu

Picture of me in Primadoona http://twitpic.com/2n0we8

Reviews of my show Primadoona - The Independent http://bit.ly/9YMRd3 - Herald Scotland http://bit.ly/denjRd

@MartinMillar1 well, it's a little bit your award too,thanks for being patient whilst i screamed abuse trying to set this up, i am twitter !

i am performing my one woman show primadoona at menier chocolate factory oct 21 to 31 9pm thurs to sunday, you can book in a week! hurray!

List of Edinburgh 'Fringe First' awards - including me - http://bit.ly/9R1J4u

Interview with me in the Independent - http://bit.ly/bU0pVS

I just won a 'Fringe First Award', for outstanding new writing at at the Edinburgh Festival for my show Primadoona, at the Gilded Balloon

I'm Doon MacKichan