Hal Cruttenden

@Halcruttenden

Stand up comedian, writer and actor who's scared of mice and people.

London
Đã tham gia tháng 11 năm 2009

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  1. Happy ! Drawing by my wife. Isn't she assimilating well to English life!

  2. Unbelievable that the Queen decided to wear her Klan gear for the Obama meeting. So unnecessary.

  3. Boris Johnson, like most comedians, shouldn't get anywhere near political power. We're dangerous narcissists I tell you!

  4. Let's listen to Obama on Europe. He could be the last sensible US President for a while...

  5. Tim is loaded but at least he dresses like he's on the minimum wage.

  6. Fox and Hunt - only the tories would have MPs named after their favourite pastime.

  7. This crowd is going to kick off in a minute.

  8. What band was that guy from Wetherspoons in? Was it Pink Floyd?

  9. Wasn't that last audience member in Harry Potter?

  10. None of us know enough to make a properly informed decision about the EU. As it's her birthday, let the Queen decide.

  11. Sitting behind a desk you can't tell if Paddy's got his pants down.

  12. Oh did you see that sweet old couple snuggling up in the audience? Going to Question Time is their date night.

  13. That man in the audience with the stats has never had a girlfriend.

  14. Is this all some sort of Cosmic punishment for X Factor and Britain's Got Talent?

  15. Tickets for : Straight Outta Cruttenden at are now on sale!

  16. So sad to hear of Victoria Wood's death. She was so special. Xxxx

  17. Mork and Mindy mutate

  18. Modern Manson Family

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