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many americans: "do unto others as u would have them do unto u" [disclaimer: does not apply to refugees, poor people, or anyone idk irl]
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the 'based' movement is the antithesis of the 'political correctness' movement in the present US culture
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bro have u even endured a psychedelic quest gone awry
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1. go to youtube 2. type "lauryn hill - nothing even matters" 3. click dat shit 4. melt into the ether
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also, fuckfuckfuck, KOOL AD [
@veeveeveeveevee], my favorite living prophet, just dropped a FREE 100-SONG MIXTAPE: http://koolad.bandcamp.com/album/o-k -
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"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!" -- Upton Sinclair.
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cool thing about working for myself: sometimes i listen to music while working at a standing desk and dance while webpages are loading
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introducing Anti-Nihilism Ointment®! rub on skin to diminish feelings of existential despair, angst, ennui, & disorientation! just $19.95!
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already opposed to the next war and the one after that and the one after that and the one after that and the one after that ad infinitum
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novella idea: 21st-century version of 'strange case of dr. jekyll and mr. hyde' called 'strange case of dr. instagram and mr. snapchat'
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two concepts to understand: tat tvam asi: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tat_Tvam_Asi … amor fati: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amor_fati
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Haven't been in a relationship in 3 years & feel unpleasantly insane or confused most of the time around people
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Consider: The real world can be so depressing sometimes, you have to watch apocalyptic dystopian fantasies for escapist entertainment.
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probably the simplest, most under-appreciated life-enhancer/contentment-catalyst: exercise
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seems i have a general self-assurance that is valid in all contexts except those containing a critical mass of associations with past trauma
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it is surprisingly difficult to return to a social context in which you used to be insecure and not feel those same old insecurities
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if you took everyone who has non-PC thoughts and burned them all at the stake, the human race would be extinct
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time-sensitive prbly: http://thenewinquiry.com is doing some kind of internet joke art / meta-Black Friday thing with their website right now
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you'd have to be a fool to take any tweet i make seriously - bringing the internet vaporwave and experimental tunes since 2017
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sometimes the grass actually is greener, and sometimes it's hella dead and brown and apocalyptic
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this was a thing that happened pic.twitter.com/xHA5h5PHld
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