jordan bates

@_jordan_bates

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Joined September 2012
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  2. Dec 2

    the 'based' movement is the antithesis of the 'political correctness' movement in the present US culture

  3. Dec 1

    bro have u even endured a psychedelic quest gone awry

    4 likes
  4. Dec 1

    1. go to youtube 2. type "lauryn hill - nothing even matters" 3. click dat shit 4. melt into the ether

    1 retweet 3 likes
  5. Dec 1

    also, fuckfuckfuck, KOOL AD [], my favorite living prophet, just dropped a FREE 100-SONG MIXTAPE:

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  6. Retweeted
    Nov 29

    "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!" -- Upton Sinclair.

    18 retweets 24 likes
  7. Nov 30

    cool thing about working for myself: sometimes i listen to music while working at a standing desk and dance while webpages are loading

    3 likes
  8. Nov 30

    introducing Anti-Nihilism Ointment®! rub on skin to diminish feelings of existential despair, angst, ennui, & disorientation! just $19.95!

    3 retweets 4 likes
  9. Nov 30

    already opposed to the next war and the one after that and the one after that and the one after that and the one after that ad infinitum

    7 retweets 9 likes
  10. Nov 30

    novella idea: 21st-century version of 'strange case of dr. jekyll and mr. hyde' called 'strange case of dr. instagram and mr. snapchat'

    3 likes
  11. Nov 30

    two concepts to understand: tat tvam asi: amor fati:

    2 retweets 3 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Nov 30

    Haven't been in a relationship in 3 years & feel unpleasantly insane or confused most of the time around people

    59 retweets 362 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Nov 28

    Consider: The real world can be so depressing sometimes, you have to watch apocalyptic dystopian fantasies for escapist entertainment.

    13 retweets 29 likes
  14. Nov 28

    probably the simplest, most under-appreciated life-enhancer/contentment-catalyst: exercise

    1 retweet 6 likes
  15. Nov 28

    seems i have a general self-assurance that is valid in all contexts except those containing a critical mass of associations with past trauma

    1 like
  16. Nov 28

    it is surprisingly difficult to return to a social context in which you used to be insecure and not feel those same old insecurities

    3 likes
  17. Nov 28

    if you took everyone who has non-PC thoughts and burned them all at the stake, the human race would be extinct

    2 retweets 2 likes
  18. Nov 28

    time-sensitive prbly: is doing some kind of internet joke art / meta-Black Friday thing with their website right now

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    • salty cracker
      @Astro_Shaman

      you'd have to be a fool to take any tweet i make seriously - bringing the internet vaporwave and experimental tunes since 2017

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      @Vice_Is_Hip

      We're cool because you're shit

  20. Nov 28

    sometimes the grass actually is greener, and sometimes it's hella dead and brown and apocalyptic

    2 retweets 6 likes

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