He's especially good at expectorating.
So don't scream when we take you. The world is quiet here.
Twitter is basically a tween now.
So is the photo of Obama pointing at a photo of Beavis and Butt-Head.
Don't fuck it up.
What a whale of a tale.
The Chrisley Knows Best star takes our Q&A!
Don't worry, he won't suck your blood.
Can you go 7 for 7?
But like, in a very aspirational way.
Do you have a photographic memory?
Twelve years ago, Jennifer Garner was named the Sexiest Woman on Earth. Now she’s wearing modest dresses in Christian movies. What happened?
Just don't sit on Monica's Kit Kats while we revisit.
Just looking for a friend to eat lettuce with, tbh.
“I wish my friends knew that it’s OK to talk about it."
"I don't friggin' GIVE A HECK."
Be careful, sweet babies!!!
Or a dad. Can you solve them all?
How flawless are you, really?
Why are bra straps so damn long?
Preferably with a cool glass of sweet tea.
Here's an on-the-ground look at today's announcements.
Some people wait a lifetime for a cookbook like this.
~Spring~ into reading a new book!
"It's very easy to say, 'Well, Jeff couldn't quite connect these dots,'" director Jeff Nichols told BuzzFeed News. "Well, I wasn't actually looking at the dots you were looking at." MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!
Maybe not exactly wifey material.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
::stifles squeals of joy::
Raising children has never been easier.
"HI TWITTERS . THANK YOU FOR A WARM WELCOME. FEELING REALLY 21st CENTURY." —Oprah
"All of a sudden there was like 8-inch flames coming right off my phone."
I took a doll I bought off eBay to a psychic medium to communicate with its ghost.
Because she's just that cool.
"Rose gold is truly the kale of iPhones."
Two other women were hurt and a dog died in the lightning strike at the T-Bois Blues Festival.
First Lady ~fashion killer~.
Basically because Zaddy.
Think of all the time you'll save.
The amount adds to the $115 million that Gawker was ordered last week to pay Hogan for posting a clip of the former wrestler's sex tape.
Kesha is appealing a judge's refusal to allow her to break her contract with Dr. Luke, who she has accused of abuse and rape.
"My litigant is a transgender man, but in mainland China, nobody really know what that means," the man's lawyer told BuzzFeed News.
Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal is facing pressure from both sides — social conservatives and big business.
Check back here for live updates from BuzzFeed News on Tuesday's contests.
Officials said the bomber, who died in the attack, was Turkish national Mehmet Ozturk a militant with links to ISIS.
BNP Paribas Open Tournament Director Raymond Moore said women in the sport ride on men's coattails, drawing fast and sharp criticism.
Adam Ward is scheduled to die by lethal injection Tuesday for a 2005 murder. His lawyers say he should be deemed constitutionally ineligible for the death penalty due to his severe mental illness.
The Obama administration says it has no plans to end a decades-old program that holds would-be asylum seekers without access to lawyers on the same legal grounds underpinning the detentions of those held in the so-called “war on terror.”
Ukrainian air force pilot Nadia Savchenko had been accused of causing the death of two Russian journalists by mortar fire.
I went to a Donald Trump rally in Youngstown, Ohio, and asked young people what concerns them most about the future of the U.S.A. Here's what they said.
DIY orthodontics.
A picture is worth a thousand guesses.
These are gems.
Meet IMG's first "Brawn" model, Zach Miko.
Airports are weird.
Papaw made dinner for six grandkids, but only one showed up. :'(
This might be NSFW because there's a boob.
She's just a relatable girl, ya know.
Some of these will definitely surprise you.
Why are these so funny?
Demi Wright died just weeks after she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.
IT WAS A PNINA TORNADO.
Many black men dress up to avoid being seen negatively. Every day, we are dressing for survival.
They're just so, so bad.
"The last time I spoke to Lauren was a few years ago. We kind of were talking a little and then we both were kind of like, 'We're not friends.' It's kind of awkward."
What has the internet done to our minds.
FETCH THE SMELLING SALTS — YOU'RE ABOUT TO FAINT.
David and Collet Stephan have characterized the criminal charges against them as a fight against the "vaccine agenda."
Now you always have an answer.
People may THINK she's showing off her ~post-baby body~ but the photo may actually be from a year ago.
"What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor."
There's clever, and then there's ~CLEVER~.
Mom Katie Crenshaw is tired of hearing people say, "Too bad she has that, she is so pretty otherwise."
PLEASE BE REAL.
"Why is there no emoji for sustained weeping over a lifetime?"
Featuring mustache-shaped scabs, stuck-together buttcheeks, and more.
Love is the little things.
