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@Chris_Meloni

Official page for Chris Meloni. Really. I'm no longer completely anonymous. Instagram:

Joined December 2010
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  1. 24 hours ago

    The kale quinoa salad with lemon honey dressing. U?

    yeo homeslice what's good?
    25 retweets 95 likes
  2. 24 hours ago

    People or food?

    what should I eat? Indian, Chinese, Mexican, or Italian?
    66 retweets 220 likes
  3. 24 hours ago

    Ask ur dog

    i think my dog likes you more than she likes me and that's a problem. why are you so likable?
    28 retweets 103 likes
  4. Jan 13

    I'm just happy u stopped yelling at me

    but now i'm ashamed of what i wrote, truly
    19 retweets 81 likes
  5. Jan 13

    Aaaand uv taken the first step on the short road to perdition

    will always trust you!!!
    13 retweets 62 likes
  6. Jan 13

    U have a better rapport with ur imaginary friends

    why don't you ever let me hang out w my friends
    11 retweets 65 likes
  7. Jan 13

    Charo? Is that u?

    gente kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk esse louco me dando susto hj
    14 retweets 52 likes
  8. Jan 13

    Sitting around doing nothing but staring and obsessing is never unhealthy

    I have an unhealthy love and infatuation with I could sit and watch him ALL DAY EVERY DAY 😍😱
    19 retweets 110 likes
  9. Jan 13

    Like the Bataan death march

    that's right, I forgot you were a substitute teacher, how was that like ?
    12 retweets 68 likes
  10. Jan 13

    I'm so glad we have the kind of relationship where we can share how we feel wo fear of hurting each other

    Ok , I need to tell you something. You're handsome but definitely NOT a goatee man.
    21 retweets 150 likes
  11. Jan 13

    Don't tweet with food in ur fingers and inside voice please

    CHRIS ALDJWKDJSJDHSJSJWJSVNESBKASH I LOVE YOU
    26 retweets 106 likes
  12. Jan 13

    Ok...OR Gosling

    I think is the conspiration boss
    5 retweets 41 likes
  13. Jan 13

    the condition that distinguishes animals from inorganic matter, including the capacity to grow and change

    What is the definition of life
    18 retweets 78 likes
  14. Jan 13

    First pic: same look my dog gives me when I say, "where's the ball"

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    what should i do to meet this sexy, handsome man? give me some help!
    49 retweets 177 likes
  15. Jan 13

    Pow

    "you go to Utah.. You stay in Utah"
    5 retweets 42 likes
  16. Jan 13

    That... Makes me sad. Great great comedic actor. Really appreciated and loved him.

    oh no
    9 retweets 59 likes
  17. Jan 13

    Liberal Right Wing conspiracy orchestrated by the Koch brothers and PETA.

    Why are you not in sexiest people alive?
    20 retweets 140 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jan 12

    Following on Twitter is in the top500 best decisions I've ever made.My Twitter feed has been a nonstop thrill ride ever since

    5 retweets 72 likes
  19. Jan 12

    An awake heart is like a sky that pours light." -- Hafez, poet.

    54 retweets 173 likes
  20. Jan 11

    RIP ziggy

    54 retweets 287 likes

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