SimpsonsQOTD

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  1. 1 hour ago

    "My god...a pigeon. That's the last bird on my list. Heh. So long, suckers."

    8:57 AM - 23 Oct 2015 · Details
    371 retweets 692 favorites
  2. 3 hours ago

    "Hello lamppost, whatcha knowin'? I've come to watch your power flowin'."

    7:05 AM - 23 Oct 2015 · Details
    374 retweets 775 favorites
  3. 5 hours ago

    "You know, if you lived here, you'd be home by now."

    5:02 AM - 23 Oct 2015 · Details
    443 retweets 839 favorites
  4. Oct 22

    "Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! GO HOME! YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM! FOR GOOD!"

    10:20 AM - 22 Oct 2015 · Details
    1,726 retweets 1,849 favorites
  5. Oct 22

    "They set me on a cold metal table and prodded me with humiliating probes. And th-oh, wait, that was my physical."

    9:15 AM - 22 Oct 2015 · Details
    183 retweets 417 favorites
  6. Oct 22

    "Janey likes Milhouse!" "She does not!" "Uter likes Milhouse!" "NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!"

    6:06 AM - 22 Oct 2015 · Details
    2,473 retweets 2,980 favorites
  7. Oct 22

    "Krusty, are you making any money?" "Nah, that guy is giving it away for free."

    3:33 AM - 22 Oct 2015 · Details
    441 retweets 841 favorites
  8. Oct 21

    "Why don’t I just give you this pen with my phone number on it? It looks just like a cigar! Isn’t that something?”

    12:51 PM - 21 Oct 2015 · Details
    110 retweets 298 favorites
  9. Oct 21

    *If you ask me, they're all winners! We'll be cutting our next 40 contestants right after this...*

    8:10 AM - 21 Oct 2015 · Details
    116 retweets 332 favorites
  10. Oct 21

    "We should continue this conversation later during the designated break period."

    5:47 AM - 21 Oct 2015 · Details
    431 retweets 993 favorites
  11. Oct 21

    "After trying four times to explain it to Homer, I explained it to Mom and we were on our way!"

    4:03 AM - 21 Oct 2015 · Details
    672 retweets 1,438 favorites
  12. Oct 20

    "Damn, I shouldn' t have eaten the mint first!"

    1:01 PM - 20 Oct 2015 · Details
    276 retweets 635 favorites
  13. Oct 20

    "Oh! Don't listen to my husband, he's just an idiot."

    11:38 AM - 20 Oct 2015 · Details
    292 retweets 677 favorites
  14. Oct 20

    "I wonder what he's doing up there?" "Drug lab?"

    9:28 AM - 20 Oct 2015 · Details
    461 retweets 885 favorites
  15. Oct 20

    "I got it from Space Invaders in 1977." "Oh yeah, that was a pretty addictive video game." "Video game?!"

    7:25 AM - 20 Oct 2015 · Details
    599 retweets 978 favorites
  16. Oct 19

    “That town is a dump! If you ever see me back there you know I really fucked up bad.”

    12:57 PM - 19 Oct 2015 · Details
    202 retweets 483 favorites
  17. Oct 19

    "I feel like I'm gonna die." "We're all gonna die, Lis." "I meant soon!" "So did I..."

    11:54 AM - 19 Oct 2015 · Details
    667 retweets 1,094 favorites
  18. Oct 19

    "Don't worry, we wont hurt you." "We only want to have some fun."

    10:17 AM - 19 Oct 2015 · Details
    258 retweets 509 favorites
  19. Oct 19

    "Tonight on Wings...ahh, who cares."

    8:58 AM - 19 Oct 2015 · Details
    228 retweets 600 favorites

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