1. On 17, off the tee, Michelson lands his ball on the balcony of the hotel, and he will not finish this tourney double-digits. Tees up again.

  2. So I think I figured out who's behind this Greek financial crisis stuff… those crazy Minions!!! LOL

  3. No joke: I'm playing "I Am I Said" for the raccoons making love on the roof of my garage.

  4. I like to hang out in appliance stores so I can interact with the fans. .

  5. Trainwreck team celebrates by seeing !!! It was amazing!

  6. if you punch a shark at a surfing competition for the rest of your life you get to be the guy who punched a shark at a surfing competition

  7. Thank you Erica Miles for this splendid gift in Vancouver!

  8. Shout out to the top three kinds of fans, ceiling, #1, and Gloria Este

  9. Lemme put together a list of ppl who can read my drafts when I die

  10. Jimmy asked for your stories, and you guys delivered:

  11. Presidential candidate Lincoln Chafee is polling at 0%. I guess the country isn’t ready for a President named β€œLincoln.”

  12. Okay, I see it.

  13. Me, Elliot Gould and the great Alex Rocco! RIP Alex.

  14. It’s National Ice Cream Day!! Perfect day to make ICE CREAM SOUP!!

  15. Movie pic and real pic of my sister and I below

  16. Harper Lee Announces Third Novel, β€˜My Excellent Caretaker Deserves My Entire Fortune’

  17. How does the sun have time to make it this hot AND pour two scoops of raisins in every box?

  18. Recording my audiobook for !

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