Tweets

  1. ', you're doing it wrong!' Please,please, please read your s.....

  2. Sadly, that's true about any war. The left in the States call the pro-war ilk the 101st Keyboardist Brigade.

  3. How did you get on with that auto-buggery lark? Did you ever get around to it?

  4. I am reading a Dornford Yates novel. I seriously need to get the metaphorical grip. :(

  5. Ignore him Matty, I've bent over backwards to try and help that lad, and all I get in return is lip.

  6. RT Damn you auto fellatio <--- Aye, it's a proper pain in the neck, so it is.

  7. Jesus H. Christ. I typed to instead of too. No sleep for me tonight, then...

  8. All too often on Twitter the real bully is the self-labelled victim who cries,"BULLY!"

  9. I once interviewed chap with name like Chopradigdolong Brazcwnskidodah. It remains the one and only time I addressed an interviewee as 'sir'

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