Jessica Simpson's Brand Has Nothin' But a [Billion Dollar] T-Shirt On

The real Jessica Simpson has been a Southern girl with her Levi’s on and an open heart for quite some time, but now she’s also the name behind a brand that makes $1 billion in annual sales. BuzzFeed reports that the billion-dollar figure is “more than the revenue at American Apparel, Bebe and Sotheby’s.” » 4/02/15 6:00pm Today 6:00pm

How To Get A Chill Cat

So you’ve decided to get a pet. Maybe you’re hankering for some furry companionship to perk up the lonesome evenings. Perhaps you’re attempting to plug an emotional gap in your life by saving some of god’s non-edible creatures. Or maybe you just want to strike back at those people clogging up your Instagram feed with… » 4/02/15 5:39pm Today 5:39pm

Amy Schumer Is Nude and Covered In Trash On the Cover of EW

Amy Schumer is now eligible to join the Comedy Central Amys Who’ve Gotten Naked In Piles Of Things People Normally Aren’t Naked In club after covering Entertainment Weekly in this American Beauty-inspired cover. She’s called “comedy’s funny, filthy, fearless new voice,” and can be seen chilling in a pile of tiny… » 4/02/15 5:20pm Today 5:20pm

The Boston Herald Wrote a Racist Column on Shayanna Jenkins' Testimony

Aaron Hernandez’s fiancée Shayanna Jenkins took the stand again this week to testify in the former New England Patriot player’s murder trial. The Boston Herald wrote about Jenkins’ testimony in a column that I briefly wished was actually an April Fools’ Day gag, but it’s dated March 30, so here we are. » 4/02/15 5:00pm Today 5:00pm

Your Best (Worst?) Wedding Wardrobe Malfunctions

Well of course this week's great sharing of wedding wardrobe malfunctions was going to be cringe-worthy, in the best possible way. Every kind of sartorial disaster you could imagine, and several thousand (rough count) you couldn't, have befallen, you, our beloved brides. If you're anything like me, buckle in, pop a… » 4/02/15 4:00pm Today 4:00pm

I Don't Have Friends—I Got a Franchise: Growing Up Fast and Furious

When the first Fast and Furious movie was released, I was a 14-year-old in ruby-colored Roxy shorts who didn’t think about anything but Paul Walker, Blink-182, and surfing. I’d obviously never been surfing or even seen the Pacific Ocean, but I really identified with the laid-back SoCal beach vibes sold to me in the … » 4/02/15 3:56pm Today 3:56pm

Prom Dress Registry Will Stop That Bitch Chloe from Copying Your Look

Um, not to gossip because I haaaaaaate gossiping, but as your friend, there’s something I need to tell you: That dumb bitch Chloe is planning on wearing the same dress as you to prom. I know! She copies you all the time! It’s like when you dropped calc and then she dropped calc. Or when you said Panda Express was your… » 4/02/15 2:45pm Today 2:45pm

Tell Us About All the Maddening Soft Sexism in Your Life

If you are a working woman who has read anything about the Ellen Pao discrimination case, your reaction has likely been one of unease and disappointment. Turns out that soft sexism—something very real, likely something you’ve experienced personally—is a slippery thing to prove in a court of law. But that doesn’t mean… » 4/02/15 2:30pm Today 2:30pm

Study: Women in Abusive Relationships Choose 'Secret' Birth Control 

A new study has found that women in abusive relationships are less likely to use birth control. When they do use contraception, abused women choose more discreet methods — IUDs, injections, or even sterilization — that they don’t have to disclose, and that their partners are unable to refuse, deny to them or sabotage. » 4/02/15 2:15pm Today 2:15pm

The Mattress Reimagined: Casper Delivers Comfort to You + Special Offer

Despite spending a third of our time in bed, mattress shopping remains a dreaded activity. It's a soulless experience riddled with ambiguous terms, a lack of brand differentiation, smarmy sales people, and marked-up prices from major retail chains. Then there's Casper, who, with a direct-to-consumer model and a … » 3/31/15 4:30pm Tuesday 4:30pm

$15: Get This Versatile + Compact Quick-Dry Micro-Fiber Towel (50% Off)

Spring is here and with it comes all the great sun and water activities you likely forgot existed during this awful winter. So WavesGear is offering a site-wide 50% discount which includes their extra-large Micro-fiber towel, now only $15. Use promo code MT-JEZ50 during checkout. » 4/01/15 3:37pm Yesterday 3:37pm