Et tu Starbucks? Jezebel's own Julianne Escobedo Shepherd wrote a wonderful send-up in today's New York Times about those beautiful, slick pieces of plastic (Starbucks announced it will no longer carry CDs).
Gun control advocates have an internet target on their backs. An app called Gunfree Geo Marker - which identifies the homes and work addresses of outspoken anti-gun violence activists - was discovered Thursday morning.
Comedian Ari Shaffir went after fellow comedian Damienne Merlina's physical appearance in a stand up special that aired recently on Comedy Central. Shaffir begins by calling Merlina "so annoying," and "the worst" then moving on to make nicer, more charming comments about her body like: "She has one arm. I only tell…
The Transportation Safety Administration (TSA) is vowing to change its ways after two black women complained about having their hair searched at multiple airports during screenings. Both women wear their hair in a style known as "sisterlocks," hardly a vessel for storing WMDs.
We've heard about a lot of terrible restaurant owners on this website, but they pale in comparison to the restaurant owner in Valencia, California who was arrested on suspicion of human trafficking, assault with a deadly weapon, and holding a person in involuntary servitude.
A woman has taken a very public stand online against performing oral sex on the penis, deeming the organ admirably practical and sleek in design, but justnot for her. This bold declaration comes on the heels of years of being denied oral sex by men who were perfectly content to get theirs, while refusing to give in…
According to a new study, scientists have found that it's possible to detect tumor DNA from endometerial cancer using good old-fashioned tampons. Currently there is no effective (or easy) way to screen for the disease. Endometrial cancer is the most common gynecological cancer and currently accounts for six percent of…
Lululemon, hawker of overpriced yoga pants that pill because you're fat, hasn't been performing financially well as of late. Between a class action lawsuit and a strict return policy, Lululemon seems like a company that can't dig its way out of its problems. Indeed, they suffered an eight percent profit drop in the…
Yesterday Ellen Pao lost her sexual discrimination suit against her former employer, technology venture capital firm Kleiner Perkins. In the $16 million suit, Pao alleged that Kleiner Perkins had passed her over for promotion and excluded her from meetings after she accused a senior partner of sexual harassment.
According to Variety, Daily Show correspondent Trevor Noah is on the "short list" to replace Jon Stewart. Noah joined the Daily Show in December, 2014. Prior to the Daily Show, Noah performed stand up throughout his native South Africa, the UK and the US. His website indicates that he was the first South African…
Who's up for some good old-fashioned misogyny disguised as "just a joke?" No one? Well, tough shit, because the universe always has plenty of that on hand.
Taylor Swift has been spotted with the human man who will definitely be the subject of Swift's next album (or won't be, whatever, I like my Swift narratives clear and predictable). Anyway, Swift went to a Kenny Chesney concert with Calvin Harris, where the two got down to this sick beat. They swayed, Swift danced, and…
I can't go out. *Cough* I'm sick.
Has everyone seen Martin Lawrence's stand-up special You So Crazy? This part is the part I'm talking about here. Sometimes your lover is being a piece of shit on the exact same day that there's a good rap party and you have no choice but to go to the club in your Fuck Him Boots. Fuck him, girl. Fuck him.
It's Friday, which means that—once again—it's time to marvel at the marvelous Hollywood PR machine of yore and its seemingly endless ability to find new ways to make actresses pose while doing their makeup. This time we've got an actress from the heady days of transition from silent to sound, darkening her eyebrows.
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In today's Tweet Beat, I connect strongly to Zendaya's connection with her eyebrows, Jaden Smith is on a roll this week and Monica Lewinsky is loving life.
Looks like Gone Girl author Gillian Flynn has her next project booked: She'll reportedly be cowriting Widows, a heist flick, with 12 Years a Slave director Steve McQueen.
Eminem premiered this new trailer for Southpaw, starring Jake Gyllenhaal. The only description I knew about it previously involved Gyllenhaal's ridiculously ripped torso.
