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Life Is Meaningless: Poll Finds Fox News Is the Most Trusted Network
The results of a new Quinnipac University poll are just the kind of thing you want to hear as election season ramps up: more U.S. voters said they trusted the news coverage provided by Fox News than NBC, ABC, CBS, MSNBC or CNN.
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— Andrew Keegan (@keegan_drew) March 9, 2015
Last Week Tonight Is Right About the Bullshit That Is Daylight Savings
It starts with a bang: you're out at the club on Saturday night and suddenly it's not 2 am—it's 3 am, and you're rushing to get in a cab because you're fucking exhausted and it's way too late to be out. Except everyone else is doing the same thing and it's a minor miracle that you even get one. And then you wake up at…
Queen Martha to Roast Jester Justin Bieber
Yes it's true! I'm roasting @justinbieber march 30 @comedycentral#bieberroast can't wait to teach him stuff
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) March 6, 2015
March just started! Patience – it's gonna be a long month.
Michigan representative Candice Miller, the only woman currently leading a House committee, will not seek reelection when her term is up in 2016.
Joan Didion Thought Franny and Zooey Was a Self-Help Book for Coeds
A reminder: while Franny and Zooey is now considered quite the classic, it wasn't always looked at that way, and one Joan Didion was part of the horde of critics and writers who didn't take to it immediately.
Watch Bachelor Contestant Britt Cry. And Cry. And Cry. And Cry.
There were a lot of fun moments during Monday night's episode of The Bachelor: The Women Tell All, which is the best episode of every season of this show (to use Bachelor-approved superlatives). "Crazy" Ashley S. made it clear that she's probably an actress pretending to be insane. Carly and Britt fought about the…
Watch Jimmy Fallon Solve Kelly Clarkson's Duets Problem
Last week, Kelly Clarkson said something about how no one wants to perform with her but that sad sack Oscar winner John Legend? Idk it was a bummer (or a joke?). This week, Jimmy Fallon used Clarkson's admission as a peg to make her sing all the famous duets he could think of. Good one Jimmy. Problem solved, humor…
Watch the Trailer for Lena Dunham's Doc About the Man Who Drew Eloise
After premiering at Sundance, the documentary It's Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise will air on HBO on March 23. The film was produced by Lena Dunham and Jenni Konner, who also produce Girls together, though the trailer makes it look less like a traditional documentary about the life of illustrator Hilary Knight,…
Cameron Diaz Is Over That Social Media Thing She Did to Make Her Money
In 2014, Cameron Diaz joined Facebook, Twitter and Instagram to promote her new book and her new film. But since September, her activity on all platforms has dropped off considerably (read: entirely). Wonder why?
I listened to this song far too many times in 2014.
Lauren Conrad Does Not Know What a Disney Princess Should Look Like
Last week, Lauren "LC" Conrad released a line of clothing called Cinderella by LC Lauren Conrad for Kohl's. But Cinderella, this ain't.
Martha Stewart Is Still Talking About Her Shitty Food Photos
During a ~Social Media Week~ panel last week, Martha Stewart was asked "what are your personal tech etiquette tips for staying classy online?" Though the bizarreness of the question stumped her at first, she quickly drummed up an answer: don't post ugly ass photos of your food like she did!
"Be cool. Don't be all, like, uncool."