Lena Dunham Is Still On Twitter, Would Like Everyone to Be Less Mean
In today's Tweet Beat, Lena Dunham talks, Pat Sajak tries to relate to the masses and I don't want to know what Tyra Banks put in her shake.
High School of Racist SAE Brother Includes Pro-Life Views in Statement
Message from the President. pic.twitter.com/Bud5zjdQZ5
— Jesuit Dallas (@jesuitdallas)
March 10, 2015
AND WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A QUESADILLA?
University of Oklahoma Expels Two Students in Racist SAE Video
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President David Boren of the University of Oklahoma is not fucking around. Boren announced that two students identified as playing a "leadership role" in the Sigma Alpha Epsilon racist video incident have been expelled from the university.
Katy Perry Gets Her Foot Sucked
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In today's Tweet Beat, some brave human is using cups to suction Katy Perry's feet, Justin Bieber loved the Beck album and Alyssa Milano says no to fur.
'I Can't Get Over How Bad It Was': A Lisa Vanderpump Restaurant Crawl
It is with both pride and slight dejection that I admit to having watched every single episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I'm not going to explain myself. Just know that it's a fact.
Everyday Is Women's Day When You're Ringo Starr
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In today's Tweet Beat, Ringo Starr loves women, John Green is grating and no, Macy Gray, I haven't.
Shade Court: Lena's Wig, Miley Cyrus, and Jeopardy Ruins Everything
Let's jump right into things. In this week's Shade Court, Jeopardy makes my brain explode, somebody at ABC is not a Lena Dunham fan and business doesn't have to be cool.
Shonda Rhimes On Empire: 'Our Consumer Dollars Matter'
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In today's Tweet Beat, Shonda Rhimes speaks some truth about Hollywood, Taylor Swift wakes up at five o'clock in the evening and Lady Gaga does Paris.
Who the Hell Are Sisters Gigi and Bella Hadid? An Explainer
Who are the Hadid sisters?
Kim Kardashian and Jared Leto Both Dye Their Hair Platinum Blah
Kim Kardashian and Jared Leto debuted equally questionable hair decisions Thursday at Paris Fashion Week.
Oldest Person in the World Turns 117
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Misao Okawa just became the world's oldest person, punching in her time card on Earth at 117 years. This woman is one hundred and seventeen years old and I'm sitting over here clocking in at twenty-six and I'm already exhausted.
Shia LaBeouf Is Tweeting In Code
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In today's Tweet Beat, Shia LaBeouf is trying to tell us something, Kim Kardashian obviously just wants you to look at her nails and no, Jimmy Fallon.
I'm sure that "native american ancestry" really comes through, Jamie. What tribe might that be?
Darren Wilson Avoids Civil Rights Charges
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Darren Wilson, the cop who unnecessarily shot and killed 18 year-old Michael Brown and then profited off of his death, will not face federal civil rights charges for the incident. Wilson was cleared of criminal charges by a St. Louis grand jury in November.
Karrueche Is Done
Listen. One can only take so much. The best of luck to Chris and his family. No baby drama for me.
— Karrueche Tran (@karrueche) March 4, 2015
Piers Morgan Hates Cher's Fishnet Stockings, Cher Doesn't Give a Fuck
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In today's Tweet Beat, Piers Morgan continues to act like a pompous, rock-faced ass, Sharon Osbourne kisses a llama and we are all Mara Wilson.
Justin Bieber Is Begging Seth Rogen to Roast Him
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Justin Bieber is scheduled to be roasted by Comedy Central on March 30th. This should be a joyous time in his life. He just turned 21 years old, he's finally grown into his head and a bunch of famous people are going to talk shit about him on national television so he can pretend to be self-aware.
Brandi Glanville to Launch a Wine Label For Messy Fancy Ladies
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Brandi Glanville known perhaps as the messiest fancy lady in a crew of remarkably messy fancy ladies is finally using her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fame for good by launching her own brand of wine.
Kylie and Kendall Jenner May Get an E! Spinoff of Their Very Own
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Like reality television cockroaches, the Kardashian-Jenner klan is not only indestructible—they're multiplying. E! is considering a spinoff show for Kendall and Kylie Jenner, because of course they are. This follows the news that Kris Jenner just signed a new multi-million dollar contract with the network.