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Our Boating School instructor sure seems to wind up in prison a lot. What lesson is she trying to teach us?

Squidward is an amazing worker. He gets his duties done so quickly, he even has time to take a nap! I have so much to learn from him.

Oh, no! I'm feeling hot and my feet can't stop moving. It appears I've finally caught Dance Fever!

I'm working the graveyard shift, but so far, it's been pretty dead. Maybe serving Krabby Patties at the graveyard wasn't a great idea.

Happy 2014, everyone! This year I resolve to be squarer than ever!

I've heard the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I don't have a fence, so the grass looks fine to me.

Patrick and I want Squidward to be a great artist so we ate all the food in his pantry. I can't wait to see what the starving artist paints!

If Squidward were a superhero, his superpower would be clarinet playing. I've seen people offer him anything just to make it stop!

I may not be the toughest guy around, but maybe that's okay. Sponges are supposed to be soft.

Pearl's boyfriend broke up with her? Oh, no! We're about to be flooded by a river of tears! Everybody run for it!

According to Squidward, he has the best taste of anyone I know!

I wish a Merry Christmas to everyone, even the ones on Santa's "naughty" list! I'm sure you're just misunderstood :-)

My face hurts from smiling so much! I need a sad movie to make me feel better.

My life is divided into two parts: before I tried a Krabby Patty, and after. Are you ready to start the best part of your life? Order up!

Mr. Krabs is talking to his money again. I suppose if I spoke Moneyese, I would too.

I wish I could make a wish that would make everyone else's wishes come true! Too ambitious?

I'll flip for a good spatula!

The news didn't look too good tonight. Luckily, the olds still look great.

I'm not afraid of the dentist. It's all that weird stuff in his hands that scares me!

I felt bad for not serving Krabby Patties to those trilobites, but we have a strict "No Extinct Species" policy here.