Is Chevy Chase Okay?
Either something's wrong or Chevy Chase is really nailing his impersonation of a man not living his best life.
Jim Carrey to Awkward Matt Lauer: "Where Are You Hiding Brian Williams?"
Oh, look at the time.
500 Days of Kristin, Day 21: What Should Kristin Call These Balls
There are 479 days to go until the publication of Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels, and currently she is searching for the right word or words to describe an object. "I need a name for these little balls," Kristin confessed on Instagram. "Oat balls?!!"
500 Days of Kristin, Day 20: Here's One More
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There are 480 days until Kristin's debut book Balancing on Heels drops, and with each day that passes, Kristin finds new ways to describe the happenings in her life. For example, she captioned the Instagram post below, "One more from today."
500 Days of Kristin, Day 19: Kristin Loves Her Man and Revlon® Products
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There are 481 days until Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels drops, and today, Kristin is experiencing the exquisite torture of romance. The object(s) of her affection? The new Love Is On™ range of Revlon Ultra HD™ lipsticks. And her husband, Jerbb Curtis(?). Kristin writes on Instagram:
Body Ritual Among the Swimsuit Models in the Horny Hell of SwimCity
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SWIMCITY, U.S.A.—The climate of SwimCity is humid subtropical, with temperatures hovering around an equatorial 78 degrees between the hours of 11 a.m. and 6 p.m. It is a small city, boasting about 60 full-time residents, though quadruple this number in tourists and drifters clog its thoroughfares at any given time,…
Taylor Swift in New Video: I'm a Ghost!
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Taylor Swift haunts her friends, constructing dioramas of their lives in the rooms of her apartment. Taylor Swift haunts her fans, drawing them to her home and then peering at them secretly from inside her bathroom. Taylor Swift haunts the internet, pre-registering insane URLs nobody understands. And in the video for…
Like Pretty Woman, But for Free: Fifty Shades of Grey
Sam Taylor-Johnson's movie adaptation of E. L. James's novel Fifty Shades of Grey is an erotic thriller without the thrills. It's a hooker fantasy without any cash transaction. (At least Christian Grey could have the decency to pay Anastasia Steele for her trouble and degradation!) It's S&M without any real pain. It's…
How To Not Make a Vampire Movie: A Chat with Spike Lee & Zaraah Abrahams
There are many radical things about Spike Lee's newest joint, Da Sweet Blood of Jesus, but you might not get that from hearing him talk about it. As a remake of 1973's Ganja & Hess, Sweet Blood pays tribute to experimental black cinema of the past. It stars Stephen Tyrone Williams as Dr. Hess Green, an affluent…
The Many Legends of Ex-Teen Idol Aaron Carter's Desperate Creeping
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Whatever happened to Aaron Carter? The blonde, bouncy little brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter recorded a song with Shaq, toured the world with his brother's group, and dated Hilary Duff, all before the age of 14. And then he all disappeared from the teen-idol radar.
Mean Judge Forces Justin Bieber to Fly Commercial to Miami Hearing
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Mr. McPissy Boy Justin Bieber, who is working on being less "arrogant and conceited," will humble himself once again by flying commercial instead of private to a judicial hearing in Miami on March 20. According to TMZ, Bieber tried to get out of the hearing by claiming it would be too expensive to fly his private jet…
These Are the Best Worst Celebrity Traumas Submitted by Readers
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Inspired by Iggy Azalea's Twitter-led Papa John's screed, we asked you to share your own tales of celebrity terror. SO many of you had so much to say. We heard tales of stars long forgotten; of Rihanna ordering (and sending back) buttered noodles; of Harrison Ford flipping the bird. These are Gawker readers' best…
North West Hates Her Dad's Loud Fashion Show
NORI FED UP pic.twitter.com/uWeVLHjYcC
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) February 12, 2015
500 Days of Kristin, Day 18: Kristin Wants to Save Ellis Island
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There are many things that need saving in this turbulent world of ours: the rain forest, the children, the date Kristin Cavallari's debut book drops 482 days from now, etc. But in 2008, Kristin discovered something equally precious that must be preserved: Ellis Island. "Help us save Ellis Island," she pleads, in the…
Would Jesus Christ Go See 50 Shades of Grey This Weekend?
A wise man once said: "Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another." But what if we want to love one another with a blindfold, a leather flail, and an iPod playing choral music?
Diplo Is a Dick
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What happens when your ideas of male coolness are unquestioned from 9th grade into your late 30s, and you're rewarded with great fame and wealth no matter how obnoxiously you behave? You become Diplo, the music industry's preeminent DJ and foremost prickwad.
Will Smith Talks About Son Jaden's Wardrobe, Is a Goddamn Liar
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To illustrate how cool and nonmaterialist his son Jaden is, Will Smith told a goddamn lie to Esquire:
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Have Named Their Baby, It's a Boy
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Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, plastic sex dolls who fell in love against all odds, have been playing the long game with their new (but now kind of old) baby girl's name. The simultaneously press-shy and press-starving couple have kept America and the Baby Name Critic on the edge of their seats by refusing to reveal…
Moms Are Just Trying Their Best
"See, it's not so dark out here."
Allison Williams Might Be the Most Boring Person in New York
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What a crazy year it's been for Allison Williams. On Girls, a man burrowed his face deep into her ass. As Peter Pan, on NBC's conceived Peter Pan Live!, she did the most absurd chicken cluck the world has ever seen. Recently, her father became embroiled in a scandal that could ultimately derail his career. You might…