O cummm, all ye faithfulllll. Cummm cummm cummm, it's Christmas. » 12/12/14 1:00pm 12/12/14 1:00pm

If I had a cowboy hat, what would be inside? Nothing but a furry dome—and a mouse that likes to ride! » 11/11/14 1:11pm 11/11/14 1:11pm

I would like to tell you a story, about a friend. A story? An elegy, perhaps. A friend? A soul. As fly as mine own when I'm getting all that static electricity nonstop. » 10/22/14 12:55pm 10/22/14 12:55pm

Fly! Heart roaming thru the heaven's subtle firmament. Soar! Onrushing fervor in my verisimilitude. » 9/18/14 9:00am 9/18/14 9:00am

The bump on my tongue is not just the end, of my tongue. It is the beginning— dash dash dash! Of a story.- - - - » 8/28/14 1:00pm 8/28/14 1:00pm

I would not say that the cereal in the box was given to me. What I would say is that, through a series of events, I came to have access to the cereal in the box. » 8/21/14 1:00pm 8/21/14 1:00pm

When I look into a fire... I feel hypnotize. » 8/08/14 1:34pm 8/08/14 1:34pm

I like a dead bird. I like a live bird. Any kind of bird is allowed to hang out with me. » 7/24/14 10:21am 7/24/14 10:21am

Tony. Tony? Tony! Tony. Tony! Tony. » 7/08/14 9:36am 7/08/14 9:36am

The sissko kid, was a friend of minnnnne. Hey! Sisssssko kid, was a friend of mine. Hey! Who is that kid? If you don't know, he's my friend. Sing that tune! » 6/18/14 11:51am 6/18/14 11:51am

Urrrrrggggh. Sometimes if you eat a bug your stomach says: no thank you, I don't want that. » 6/12/14 1:23pm 6/12/14 1:23pm

I think that I shall never see/ A poem, lovely as a tree » 6/05/14 9:39am 6/05/14 9:39am

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Over here. Over here. Over here. Right here. Hi. » 5/28/14 4:05pm 5/28/14 4:05pm

Do you think that you are the only one who can tell a story? That is just not true. I have a story to tell. » 5/22/14 11:50am 5/22/14 11:50am

Shoop. Ssshhhhoo boop. Shoo boop, de boop shoo boop. Hello. Didn't see you there. Do you want to sit on a pillow? I am singing my jam. » 5/07/14 11:00am 5/07/14 11:00am

Capital in the Twenty-First Century, by Thomas Piketty. Belknap Press, 685 pp. Tastes like dry paper. » 4/30/14 3:46pm 4/30/14 3:46pm

Is life a party? I don't know. » 4/22/14 12:38pm 4/22/14 12:38pm

Saw a mouse in my house, yes! She's my girlfriend nowwww. » 4/15/14 5:23pm 4/15/14 5:23pm

Lots of encouraging comments from readers lately. Many of you seem to long for an interspecies connection, an emotional bridge across the boundaries of biological determinism, into a world of pure love. It's odd to call this a desire for a more "humane" lifestyle, but that does seem to capture the feeling, does it… » 4/08/14 12:06pm 4/08/14 12:06pm

Found out just recently that "Jajajaja" is how foreign people express laughter in typing. I want to be clear that for me it's just a sound I make. The "J" sound is like "jam!" when I say it. » 4/01/14 12:42pm 4/01/14 12:42pm