Storagami. Yeah, that's A-list comedy you're getting here today.

"Doreen? Don't hang up, okay? I've just... I just had a really good day at work and... no, no, Doreen, it's all different now! It's all different! I know you said we had no future because I loved comedy more than you but... Doreen, I finally did it, baby! I finally cracked it! That's right! Pure comedy! I figured it all out!"

"Aw, Doreen, you should's seen 'em! They were lining up like... like hungry fish! Yeah! Yeah, that is a funny image, isn't it? And I was there givin' 'em comedy like they'd never seen? Doreen, baby! It's all gonna be different now! It's all gonna be perfect! And it's gonna be you and me again, Doreen. I promise, baby. It's all gonna be magical now."

"Oh, the joke? Well... okay, Doreen. But only for you, okay? Okay. So.. heh heh... I'm makin' myself laugh now, Doreen. So there's this Origami Storage cabinet, right? And it like holds stuff and then collapses and it's really easy to set up and take down. And so I'm like looking at it, and this other guy's looking at it, and I turn to him and I go... storagami."

"No, it's... because... no, Doreen, there's nothing to get, it's just... no, Doreen! Doreen! Don't hang up, Doreen! I swear, if you could have been there, you would have totally... hello? Hello? Doreen?"

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