Madonna Likes the Word "Bitch," Finds Fifty Shades Unrealistic 

In case you haven't read Billboard's interview with Madonna, then you should do so immediately. It's really a study in Madonna's worn performance of "Madonna." During the interview Madonna unfolds "herself on a white leather horseshoe-shaped couch," is "trailed by a servant," and decides that the interview should… » 2/14/15 4:00pm Yesterday 4:00pm

Ray Rice Apologizes for "Horrible Mistake" 

The New York Times reports that Ray Rice, former Baltimore Ravens running back, apologized on Friday. Rice, who punched his then-fiancée (now wife), Janay Palmer in a hotel elevator nearly a year ago, became the focus of the N.F.L.'s broader problem with domestic violence. On Friday Rice published a statement in The… » 2/14/15 12:15pm Yesterday 12:15pm

Oregon's Next Governor Will be the First Bisexual to Head State 

Politico has an interesting profile on Kate Brown, Oregon's next governor who will serve until November 2016 in an interim role. According to the website, the 54-year-old Brown was first elected to the state House in 1992 and moved to the Senate a few years later where she became the first woman to serve in the role… » 2/14/15 11:30am Yesterday 11:30am

Benedict Cumberbatch Kills Your Dreams, Will Marry Fiancée Today 

Gangly ginger and unlikely heartthrob Benedict Cumberbatch, will marry pregnant fiancee Sophie Hunter today. According to various sources, Cumberbatch has been scheming this vile plan to stomp all over your heart for some time. Sources also confirm that the couple will marry on the Isle of Wight, the windiest place in… » 2/14/15 10:35am Yesterday 10:35am

The Little Girl From the Missy Elliott Videos Still Dancing to Missy

In lieu of taking her rightful place next to the queen Missy Elliott during the most recent Super Bowl halftime show, Alyson Stoner—formerly the beloved tiny B-girl from the "Gossip Folks" and "Work It" videos—got back in that red tracksuit, called some friends and went to work. She's still great to watch, as are (of… » 2/13/15 8:20pm Friday 8:20pm

4 SF Cops Will Face No Charges for Firing 59 Shots at Taser-Armed Man

On Friday, the San Francisco District Attorney's office announced that the four police officers—Nathan Chew, Richard Schiff, Roger Morse and Jason Sawyer—who killed 28-year-old Alex Nieto last March in Bernal Heights Park will not face charges. Although they fired 59 shots at Nieto, they did so "to protect themselves… » 2/13/15 8:00pm Friday 8:00pm