If it moves...look at it more closely to see what it is before you make any decisions about what to do.

The only way to make this better would be: if there was some way you could use it to hunt ghosts. Maybe make it so that it shows ghosts when you look through it. Then load your gun with special ghost-killing bullets? Just a thought.

This product grants its owner: super-human powers of sight. You could use it to read a book all the way from the other side of a field. But then you’d have to walk across the field every time you wanted to turn the page, so it’s not the best plan.

You win at this product by: bringing it into the bathroom to get a real nice up-close look at your pores in the mirror. Yeahhhh, that’s the stuff. Wait, is that not what you meant by winning?

If this were a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: It wouldn't be a catchphrase, but a gesture. It would be that thing where you point at your eyes with two fingers then you point both fingers at someone to show that you’re watching them. But this only has one scope, so just with one finger. Also this has no hands so it has no fingers, so I don’t know what it would do actually.

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