Today's Woot Write-up
Use your HP 500-314 as an engine that will power your journey through time.
1. Use the power of the AMD A8-7600 3.1GHz Quad-Core processor and the 8 GB DDR3 memory to process and record every detail of a particular instance in time in the form of audio recordings, pictures, videos, and exhaustively detailed .txt files.
2. Send the collected data from that moment to a 3D printer to create a full-scale, mathematically precise, interactive reenactment of your chosen moment in time.
3. Immerse yourself in the false reality created by the 3D printed reenactment. Take in your surroundings completely and allow the circumstances to revert your personality to an exact replica of a former version of yourself.
4. Leave the reenactment space and experience the present as the future since you are now living as a past version of yourself.
5. Use your new perspective on the relative nature of time to exploit any logical flaws or loopholes you find in predominant theories in theoretical physics.
6. Bend holes in the fabric of time using your theoretical power over the logical constraints of chronology.
7. Become a master whose subjects are the ticking hands of the clock.
8. Exploit your power for money, fame, and glory.
9. Let your worldly prestige go to your head completely. Become a tyrant who makes increasingly extravagant demands on the people. Experience downfall at the hands of peasant revolt or military coup. Die in exile on a tropical island.