Previously, on the Real Housewives of the Battroborg Robots ...

Turns out two wrongs don't make a right, as we saw last night when Mrs. Gold was caught Mr. Red-handed with her husband's best friend. This, no doubt, in retaliation for Mr. Gold's suspected indiscretions with the nanny two weeks ago.

Word spread quickly when Mrs. Green, on her way to her Botox appointment, spied the two canoodling over Fro-Yo. Still angry that Mrs. Gold got the haircut she herself was going to get, Mrs. Green told Mrs. Purple who told Mr. Purple who told Mrs. Red who then told Mr. Gold.

Mr. Gold confronted his lifelong friend, Mr. Red, and the two worked it out the only way Battroborg Robots can: Combat Mode. In the end, the friends remained friends. Mr. Gold has filed for divorce. Mrs. Gold insists she's keeping the vacation home him Tahoe.

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