White Oak U Stay

Pliny the Elder’s recipe for Syrah [or headache remedy]:

-Take 1 carrot

-Make sure carrot is of good lineage

-Seriously - carrots of unscrupulous lineage will sully the wine

-Convince the carrot to become a grape

-Smother carrot with the blood of whatever’s nearby

-Add a dash of tree bark for extra flavor

-Say, has anyone noticed it’s getting awfully warm?

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