Today's Woot Write-up
A track suit says "I've given up on life." But a VELOUR track suit says, "Just cuz I've given up on life don't mean I can't be fancy!"
Wear this track suit: if you've got nowhere to go, or to the bowling alley!
Don't wear this track suit: to a court appearance.
The contagious disease named after this track suit is called: Despair.
If this track suit were a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: "I only run when chased."
If you owned this track suit, people would say: "Please leave before I call the cops."
