"You're just a stain on the deck of society, Louie. And I'm the Pressure Washer that's gonna clean you out for good."

You got nothin' on me, copper. Nothin', see?

"Oh, is that what you think, Louie? Well, maybe I do and maybe I don't. But maybe I don't need nothin'. Maybe all I need is this badge and an on-board detergent tank full of justice."

You're bluffing.

"Bluffing, eh? Does this durable maintenance aluminum pump look like a bluff? Does this 25-foot hose look like a bluff?

"No! No! You can't! You can't! It's not fair! Someone! Anyone! Heellllllp!"

Too late, Louie. Here comes 1,700 PSI, right in the kisser. Ahahaha! Ahahah- oh, hi, honey. Come to watch Daddy talk to himself as he cleans the deck?

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