Today's Woot Write-up
There was a time when snow throwing was a career. When young boys would grow into men under the harsh tutelage of the snow.
But just as the electric refrigerator put an end to the days of the cart that brought the ice blocks, so too has the electric snow thrower put an end to the "chilly willys" of yesteryear. However, let us not be depressed. Instead, rejoice! No longer must boys change their name to William simply because they want to use a cool snow Maztang Electric Snow Thrower. No longer must girls be chased away from the powerful 13 amp motor. Truly, we step today into a golden age of equality, freedom, beauty and cleared spaces around 18 inches wide and 10 inches deep in just a single pass.
Ah, the modern era at last!
